First aid trick joke!

It's raining, wet, so wet. Every night, you just stare at the cold window. I came over and said to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in. The bone delivery man won't come today."

In the divorce court, the judge () said: Madam, from this point of view, you are really unfaithful to your husband. Wife: No, my husband lied to me first. He said he would go on a business trip for a month and come back the next day.

The host said, "sausage and pickles, please!" "

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

He lied to me first. He said he would go on a business trip for a month and come back the next day. It is particularly serious that he lost his bike at school. The new car disappeared in the blink of an eye, but sometimes he was lucky and the lost bike reappeared every few days. One day, my roommate Xiao Jing bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a piece of paper in his hand, which reads: Don't be the owner here, I borrowed the car, and I'll pay you back in a few days! A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride!