Happy event's classic jokes

1. In the elevator, a girl is holding something, and a diaosi man asks: What floor are you on?

Girl: 9th floor.

* * * Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

2. Wait for me in a studio once. When I went out to look for Miss Doby, I whispered outside: 306, here comes the lady you are looking for. Open the door!

Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me, come to my side when you are finished!

3. Wedding, groom: Actually, after I fell in love with you, I loved many people. . .

There was an uproar under the stage and the bride was shocked.

Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family and your friends. . . The applause thundered.

The bride paused and asked, Does it include my boudoir?

I bought a pair of trousers online, but they are too big. In order not to waste money on pants, I eat like hell. After half a month, I finally put it on, and then I found that the old pants could not be worn. . .

As a guest friend's house, the host invited us to dinner, and we had a good chat. Suddenly the power went out, and we farted when we leaned a little closer. We felt different, so we touched our hands and got them wet. We scoffed: Shit!

Suddenly the electricity came, sorry, put it on the steamed stuffed bun and swallowed it: the sauce is good!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself. Why can others? !

7. I didn't want to show off anything from making a fortune 1000 to millions now. I just want to tell you that the happiness of landlords depends mainly on luck.

I remember Wang Sicong said, "When I make friends, I don't care whether he has money or not. Anyway, I have no money. " This kind of confidence is actually very similar to mine, because I never care how poor he is when I make friends, and he is not as poor as me anyway.

9. It is said that twisting melons is not sweet. What a coincidence! I don't like sweets.

10, A: What humble words have you said to keep each other?

Yes, yes, for beer, for beer. . .

1 1, 16 years old, I came out to work hard. Now I am penniless and heavily in debt, but I am still a different color fireworks. I'm still me, damn it, I get angry when I think about it.

12, Zhu Yuanzhang found eight people and established the Ming dynasty; Jesus found 12 disciples to establish Christianity, one of the largest religions in the world; Ma Yun found 18 people and established the world's largest e-commerce empire; Confucius found 72 disciples and established Confucianism that influenced the whole world! I found three people. Guess what? Don't go to bed after drinking for two days! ! !

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