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The classic words spoken by people who know Xiao, whether meaningful or not, are just classics, including orochimaru's words.
1. You only have one life, so you don't have to choose the road you don't like. It doesn't matter whether you live or die, but no matter which way you choose, don't forget to protect the people you cherish. -three generations of Huo Ying? 0? When people want to protect the most important people, they will become very powerful. -White said to Naruto? 0? I just want to be a ninja, live a stable life, marry a woman who is neither beautiful nor ugly, and have two children, the first is a girl, and then a boy. When his daughter gets married and his son becomes independent, he will retire, then play chess or go with friends in his spare time and live a leisurely secluded life, and then his wife will leave this world step by step. It would be nice to have such a life. ———— Luwan? 0? As long as there are leaves flying, there will be a fire burning, the fire will shine on the village, and then new leaves will sprout. ———————— Huo Ying three generations (before dying)? 0? Tangible things will die sooner or later, only memories will not die. Gang Shou? 0? 2 6. Those who dare not risk their lives at critical moments pin their hopes on those who are uncertain about the future and those who give up opportunities next year. I don't think such a weak-willed waste is qualified to have patience at all! ———————— Sen Nye Bush? 0? It is precisely because of imperfection and failure that we can stand up and face it again. I think this kind of strength is the real strength. -Young fields? 0? 2 8. When a person dies, his future will disappear with his past lives. Many people died in missions and wars, and they died so easily. The dead also have their own dreams and goals, but everyone has people who are important to them-parents, brothers, lovers and friends, and others who are important to them. Trust each other, help each other, and form a bond with people who have always felt important since birth. This bond will become stronger and stronger as time goes by. This is not a big truth. People with such fetters will sacrifice themselves for others, because they are people worth cherishing. -Iruka? 0? I will die soon, but I can still be your eyes to see the future. Uchiha Obito? 0? 2 10. A man will become stronger only if he is dumped. There is no measure that people who treat this as a joke are incompetent. Moreover, happiness is not something that men should pursue. Jiraiya? 0? 2 1 1. Whether people's fate can only drift with the wind like a cloud, or whether the cloud has chosen its own direction, I am not very clear. But in either case, they may drift in the same direction, but if they choose the latter, people will keep working towards their own goals in life, and those who have this idea are really strong. Hyūga Neji? 0? 2 12. He taught me a lot from big things to small things, and playing chess is one of them. It's a lie to say that I haven't lost it, but I've grown up, and I can't act like a child and cry any more. I always treat "I'm in trouble" as coquetry. When I was a child, I always hit a wall because of this. He was protecting me at that time. Although he is a strange teacher, he is the most stylish man in my heart. Now it's my turn. After your child was born, it was my turn to be his teacher to protect him. I must also be a handsome man. -Luwan (speaking to Hong in front of Asma's grave)? 0? 2 13. For ninjas, how to live is not important, but how to die is the most important. The so-called ninja's life, its value is not determined by how he lived, but by what he did before he died. In retrospect, my life was a complete failure: I was constantly rejected by the woman I liked, but I failed to stop my friends from going astray and failed to protect my master and disciples. Compared with Huo Ying's great achievements in past dynasties, what I have done is so useless and boring. I wanted to die like Huo Ying in previous dynasties and bet the success or failure of the story at the end. Failure is also an interesting thing. The protagonist firmly believes that those hardships are tests given by God, and strives to survive. Finally, he achieved a brilliant career that could erase all previous failures and died as a great ninja. The immortal toad predicted that I was a "reformer" and said that I would make a new choice that would affect the stability or destruction of the forbearance world-here Payne organized a "dawn" to save the forbearance world from the brink of destruction. As a result, my choice did not succeed. Poor thing. Is this the end of the story of the hero Jiraiya? What a boring story. ? 0? 2 ? 0? Naruto, think about it. You are like the protagonist in that novel. You strongly accepted your parents' wishes and prayers, but I did. . . . . . Even if you keep your word, don't give up anyway. If that is your forbearance-Naruto, as your master, I can't give up, because the disciple's forbearance will infect the master. Never give up-this is the real "choice" I should make. -Jiraiya? 0? 2 14. As long as people live by their own knowledge and cognition, it is called reality. However, knowledge and cognition are vague things, and the reality may be just a mirage. Everyone lives in his own obsession. Uchiha Itachi? 0? 2 15. You just need to believe in the way you are going, stride forward and become a person who can make others smile and watch. Kay? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 Kay? 0? People who don't believe in themselves don't even have the value of trying? 0? 2 Naruto? 0? Because they ... saved me from the lonely hell ... admitted my existence ... as my important partner ...? 0? 2 Sasuke Uchiha? 0? I once ... lost everything ... so I don't want to see my most cherished friend die in front of me ... three generations of Naruto apes fly? 0? As long as there are leaves flying, the fire will burn ... the shadow of the fire will light up the village ... and make new leaves sprout ... When you want to protect yourself and become a cherished person ... the real power of the ninja will be displayed ...? 0? 2 Teacher Akai? 0? Two arrogant pale blue wooden leaf beasts ... crazy Akai! ? 0? 2 Kakashi? 0? 2 ... Ninja should be calm and judge carefully! We all call him a loser who breaks the rules and iron laws of the ninja world. ... but people who don't know how to cherish their companions are the worst losers! ? 0? 2 Iruka? 0? He comes from Konoha Ninja Village ...? 0? 2 Naruto Uzumaki? 0? 2 ! ! Good morning, Kakashi! Today, I got lost on the road of life ...? 0? 2 Sasuke? 0? 2 ... loneliness ... it is better to be sad by your parents! ? 0? 2 Li Luoke:? 0? Please associate with me! I will defend you to the death! ? 0? 2 Kaiza? 0? What really matters is ... whether you are in pain or sorrow ... you should work hard to the end, even if you lose your life, you should protect it with your hands! In this way, even if I die, I will always leave a person's evidence ... to live ... even if I am a man. ? 0? 2 Naruto? 0? 2 ... because of this ... you can think of yourself as the protagonist of the tragedy and cry every day ... a fool like you will cry forever! It's no use crying baby! ? 0? 2 white? 0? Two people ... become powerful when they want to protect something important. ? 0? 2 white? 0? It's hard for me to be a real ninja who gives up all emotions. If I can, I don't want to kill you ... but I don't want you to kill me either ... but since you shot me ... I will cut off all my emotions and become a real ninja. This bridge connects everyone's dream ... battlefield! I fight for my dreams, and you fight for your dreams. Please don't hate me. I want to protect a very important person ... I want to work for him, I want to fight for him, I want to make his dream come true ... this is my dream. For this, I can become a real ninja and kill you in cold blood. ? 0? 2 Naruto? 0? How could I die in a place like this? I still have dreams to realize! ? 0? 2 China endurance test final invigilator? 0? The caught bird ... as long as it is smart enough, it will open the door of the cage with its own mouth. Because they didn't give up the hope of flying freely in the air. You lost this time! ? 0? 2 Naruto? 0? Don't underestimate me! I'm not running away! I want to take the tenth question! Even if I can only be a bear in my life! ? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 The third generation of Huo Ying:? 0? If there is no "heaven", we should use knowledge to grow our wisdom and prepare for the opportunity. ? 0? If there is no "land", we must drive to Yuanye for profit. ? 0? If heaven and earth are open, the dangerous road leads to the right path, which is the ultimate of "human" ... and can become a leader. ? 0? 2 ? 0? Naruto,? 0? I will never let anyone else save me again! I will calm down and never run away again! I will never lose to Sasuke again! I swear by the pain in my left hand! -Naruto Vortex? 0? Hey, the one without eyebrows, write it in your handbook quickly. Sooner or later, he will become a ninja Naruto in Konoha Village, named Naruto Uzumaki! -Naruto Vortex? 0? Think of yourself as the protagonist of a tragedy and cry like this all day? ! -Naruto Uzumaki? 0? I've made up my mind now. I will take my own path of forbearance and never regret it. Go straight ahead! Spin? 0? If your arm is broken, kick him to death. If your foot is broken, bite him to death with your teeth. Stare him to death with your eyes when your neck is broken. If your eyes are gone, curse him to die. I will bring Sasuke back from orochimaru. -Woming? 0? 2 ... Don't underestimate me! I will never give up! I accept the exam, even if I can only endure it for a lifetime, I will turn into a fire shadow for you to see! Nothing! I am not afraid of you! ..... I won't go back on my word, this is my forbearance! -Naruto Vortex? 0? I told you, I hate giving up! ? 0? I will never lose to someone you want to escape under such an excuse! -Naruto Vortex? 0? Yes, because I think he is like me, because I live a lonely and sad life with him, and because he struggles for himself in loneliness, I think he is strong. However, real strength should not be like this. Just fighting for yourself can't be real strength at all. I will protect you! Sasuke, you have a good rest and I'll take care of the rest! -Naruto Vortex? 0? A person, that kind of pain is really unusual. Your mood … I don't know why, but for me, I have … found the person I cherish most. The people I cherish most, I won't let you hurt them, even if I have to kill you, I will stop you. -Naruto Vortex? 0? I don't want to lose! Because it's called crane tail, I don't want to! They formed Class 7 together, and they haven't changed. But I was stubborn and never told the truth. In fact, I really want to be like you. You are my vision. -Naruto Vortex? 0? It's easy to give up, right? 0? Wouldn't it be nice not to be noticed? 0? But I find it painful? 0? But? 0? But? 0? Once you have friends? 0? You won't give up and keep trying? 0? Only to find it better in the end? 0? What if you really give up? 0? Dreaming or something? 0? At that moment, everything really disappeared-Naruto Vortex? 0? So at that time (Sasuke: I want to hit you too) I was really happy! Because this is the first sentence you agree with me. However, even without fists, we can understand. Although I didn't say it just now, we, we are friends! ! -Naruto Vortex? 0? This is because these people agree with me ... can I ... is there a fox in my body? 0? I no longer feel sad or treated coldly by the people in the village ...? 0? Because I'm ... not alone anymore! -Naruto Vortex? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 ? 0? 2. Jiraiya (said by Nagato, a young man from Jiraiya, who regretted the wrongful killing in his childhood) When he was hurt, people would hold a grudge. On the contrary, when he hurts others, he will be hated and tortured by guilt. However, it is precisely because of understanding this kind of pain that people will become more kind. This is human. ? 0? Jiraiya (before he died) For a ninja, how he lived is not important, but how he died is the most important thing. The so-called ninja's life, its value is not determined by how he lived, but by what he did before he died. In retrospect, my life was a complete failure: I was constantly rejected by the woman I liked, but I failed to stop my friends from going astray and failed to protect my master and disciples. Compared with Huo Ying's great achievements in past dynasties, what I have done is so useless and boring. I wanted to die like Huo Ying in previous dynasties and bet the success or failure of the story at the end. Failure is also an interesting thing. The protagonist firmly believes that those hardships are tests given by God, and strives to survive. Finally, he achieved a brilliant career that could erase all previous failures and died as a great ninja. The immortal toad predicted that I was a "reformer" and said that I would make a new choice that would affect the stability or destruction of the forbearance world-here Payne organized a "dawn" to save the forbearance world from the brink of destruction. As a result, my choice did not succeed. Poor thing. Is this the end of the story of the hero Jiraiya? What a boring story. Naruto, think about it. You are like the protagonist in that novel. You strongly accepted your parents' wishes and prayers, but I did. . . . . . Even if you keep your word, don't give up anyway. If that is your forbearance-Naruto, as your master, I can't give up, because the disciple's forbearance will infect the master. Never give up-this is the real "choice" I should make. 3、? 0? Orochimaru: The so-called ninja talent is determined by whether the ninja can fully display all the ninja skills in the world. The so-called ninja, as its name implies, refers to people who use Ninjutsu. Jiraiya: That's not what a ninja's talent means. Don't you get it? The so-called ninja is a person who can endure everything. Orochimaru: You and I have different views. Jiraiya: I will teach you this truth. In a ninja's talent, the most important thing is not how many small things you can tolerate, but the most important thing is perseverance that never gives up. ? 0? 2 4. Skunks (VS Sasuke) are called reality as long as they live by their own knowledge and cognition. However, knowledge and cognition are vague things, and the reality may be just a mirage. Everyone lives in his own obsession. ? 0? 2 5. Absolute (Skunk VS Sasuke) The so-called weapon is determined by the user's strength, and the mortal shuriken may not be able to win the small stone thrown by his master. ? 0? Skunk (Skunk said to Sasuke when he was a child) You and I are unique brothers. As the high wall you want to cross, I will always accompany you, even if you hate me-that's a real brother. ? 0? 2 7. Rumaru (Rumaru told Naruto who was depressed after learning of his death) Their children (Hiro and Asma) are all my students in the future, and Asma entrusted this child to me. I heard about Jiraiya, and I lost my teacher, so I know how you feel. It's no use indulging yourself like this. You shouldn't be in this position a long time ago. I learned a lot from my teacher. There are no details or omissions, and so should you. My teacher has endless instructions. But are we almost there? ! We are about to change from trustee to client. Although it is troublesome, it is true. One day it will be your turn to invite others to eat noodles, and some people will call you Naruto. We can't always be children. We will become cool ninjas like Asma and Jiraiya. Cheer up, you still have a lot to do. ? 0? 2 8. The more painful the training, the more solid the strength will be. ? 0? 2 9. Gang Shou (what Payne said when he was arguing with two consultants about whether to let Naruto come back) Jiraiya, teacher Ape Fei and Chiyo Shayin have something you don't have. Do you know what this is? This is the power of trust. Just like my grandfather Huo Ying entrusted Konoha to you when he trusted you in his early years, it's your turn to trust and entrust Konoha to these children this time! ? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 ? 0? 2 ? 0? Payne: The so-called war ... is bound to be accompanied by death, injury and pain on both sides ...? 0? But in fact, no one can accept the death of a close partner? 0? Maybe it's just a self-righteous idea ... they'll all be safe ... 0? Especially you children who never know what war is? 0? Payne: When you try to find the meaning of death … all you can find is pain … and hatred that you don't know where to go? 0? Payne: Dirty killing ... endless hatred ... incurable pain ... this is ... war ...? 0? Jiraiya: I believe that one day the world will understand each other? 0? Sakura Woody: Every time I do a task, they protect me. Every time I see their backs, I am so unwilling. I also want to be strong! I want to fight too! So look at my back this time! ? 0? Sasuke: I lost everything. So I don't want to see my most cherished friend die in front of me. ? 0? Sasuke: Lonely ... it's better to be scolded by your parents! ? 0? Sasuke: Because the bond of family ties, once lost, will be very painful? 0? Sasuke: Too many fetters will only make you lose yourself. ? 0? Uchiha Itachi: Excellence is also trouble. If you have strength, you will be isolated and arrogant Even if you have the greatest expectations at first, you and I are the only brothers. As an obstacle you must overcome, I will live with you, even if you hate me. This is the so-called brother. ? 0? Uchiha Itachi: As long as people live according to their own knowledge and cognition, this is reality, but knowledge and cognition are vague things, and reality may just be a mirage. People live in their own obsession, don't you think? ? 0? I love Luo: You are strong, you are Uchibo, you have a partner, you have a goal, and you are just like me. After killing you, I will become a person who will destroy all this, so that I can exist in this world and feel alive. ? 0? I love Luo: to them, I am just a relic of the past that I want to erase. So what do I exist for? ? 0? I love Luo: I live for others and work hard to protect the village. Naruto taught me that tomorrow's sunset will be more brilliant. ? 0? I love Luo: What do I live for? What do I live for? I can't find the answer to this question. But there must be a reason to live, otherwise it is no different from death. So I came to the conclusion: "I exist to kill everyone except me." I live in the fear of being assassinated, fighting only for myself and living by loving myself. As long as there are people in this world who should be killed and make me happy, I will not disappear. " ? 0? 2 Lumaru: I originally wanted to be a ninja casually and make some money casually. Then marry an ugly woman and have two children, the first is a girl and the second is a boy. When his eldest daughter got married and his son became independent, he retired from his job as a ninja. After that, I lived a leisurely and secluded life of playing chess or Go every day. And then die of old age before his wife. ? 0? Inuzuka Kiba: Akamaru, you really worked hard, because with your help … I will protect you next? 0? Li: Please associate with me! I will defend you to the death! ? 0? Kaiza: Whether it's pain or sadness, what really matters is to work hard to the end. Even if you lose your life, you should protect it with your hands! In this way, even if you die, there will always be evidence that a person has lived. ? 0? Naruto: I always speak frankly, because this is my forbearance! ? 0? Naruto: My companions are the most important to me, so I won't let any of my companions hit the wall! ? 0? Naruto: I will never let anyone save me again. I will calm down and never run away. I will never lose to Sasuke again. I swear by the pain in my left hand that I will use this bitterness to protect my uncle. ? 0? Naruto: I have made up my mind now. I will go my own way and never regret it. I will continue. ? 0? Naruto: I used to hate Sasuke. He, like me, has no family, but he is an elite. I am a Millennium crane tail. But the time together is really happy. He is. He is the most recognized person in the world. Sasuke is my friend and the precious bond I finally established. ? 0? Naruto: It doesn't matter who the opponent is. If his arm is broken, kick him to death. If his foot is broken, kill him with his teeth. If his neck is broken, keep an eye on him. If his eyes are gone, curse him to die. Even if I tear him to pieces, I will take Sasuke back from orochimaru? 0? Naruto: I am here, and you are here-I can't compromise your future? 0? Naruto: It is precisely because these people agree with me that I can. Whether there is a fox in my body or being treated coldly by the people in the village, I don't feel sad, because I am no longer alone! I never thought it would be such a happy thing, really, really, really great! I really think so ... I can stay here ... I feel at ease about my existence here. So whenever I think about it, I think it's really great. ? 0? Naruto: If intelligence is such a thing-I'd rather be a fool all my life. ? 0? Naruto: Sasuke, I know you have been lonely. I was relieved and happy to know that there was a boy like me at first. I really want to talk to you right away. But I can't say it. You can do anything. You are always watched by everyone. You and I are really different. Because I am unwilling, I take you as my competitor without authorization. I don't want to lose! Because it's called crane tail, I don't want to! They formed Class 7 together, and they haven't changed. But I was stubborn and never told the truth. In fact, I really want to be like you. You are my vision. So I was really happy at that time! Because this is the first sentence you agree with me. However, even without fists, we can understand. Although I didn't say it just now, we, we are friends! ? 0? Naruto: The place where people miss themselves is their own place. 0? Naruto: Naruto's name, perseverance and grief ... were entrusted to me by my brother and master! ? 0? Hinata Hyuga: In front of the person I love, I must not let him see me like this. ? 0? Hinata Hyuga: People are not perfect. So, because of failure, a person will have the strength to stand up from there? 0? Uchiha Obito: People who don't care about their peers are scum among scum. ? 0? Bai: People will become very strong when they protect important people. ? 0? Bai: Do you have anyone important? When people want to protect important things, they will become very powerful. It's hard for me to give up all my dreams and become a real ninja. But I want to realize that person's dream. For this, I can become a real ninja. I want to realize that person's dream, and that is my dream. ? 0? Hyūga Neji: He has a pair of good eyes. He brought me back from the dark maze? 0? Hyūga Neji: Everyone can only live in an irresistible trend. Everyone has the same fate, and that is death. ? 0? Hyūga Neji: Is man's fate floating in a certain trend like a cloud, or can he follow the trend he chooses? Whichever road you choose, you may reach the same destination. But when choosing the latter, people can work hard for the purpose of living. People with this idea are really strong. ? 0? Orochimaru: Life is meaningless, but if you live, you will find many interesting things, such as you meet this flower and I meet you. ? 0? Sai: No name, no feelings, no past, no future, only tasks in mind. ? 0? Shiranui Genma: A caught bird, as long as it is smart enough, will open the door of the cage with its own mouth. Because they haven't given up, they want to fly freely in the air. ? 0? Iruka: When people die alone, everything will disappear. The past or present life will disappear with the future! Many people died in wars or missions, and it was nothing earth-shattering, just simple death. Some of these dead people still have dreams, but everyone has the same cherished things-parents, brothers, friends or lovers, people who are important to themselves, and mutual trust and help. They hold hands with people they cherish from birth, and then become stronger over time. This is not the truth! ! As long as the people tied together by this thread will be like this, because they are the most cherished people! ! ? 0? Iruka: The third generation of Naruto seems to be the will of fire you mentioned ... which has been inherited by Woodenhead Jr. of Konoha Ninja Village. The small fire that falls on the leaves of the wood will one day become a raging fire, and one day it will become a new generation of fire shadows, which will continue to shine on this village. ? 0? Never cut again: We have been together, so we want to be together in the end. Bai, are you crying? If there is an opportunity, I want to go to the same place with you. In a village full of snow. ? 0? Sarutobi Hiruzen: Where there are leaves flying, there are flames burning. The shadow of fire will light up the village and make new leaves sprout. When you want to protect yourself and become a cherished person ... the real power of ninja will be displayed ...? 0? Kakashi: Unfortunately, I am alone. All the people you mentioned are gone. They were all killed. ? 0? Kakashi: Don't worry, I will protect you, even if I die. I would never let my partner get killed. ? 0? Kakashi: Ninja should be calm and judge carefully! We all call him a loser who breaks the rules of the ninja world. ..... However, people who don't know how to cherish their companions are the worst waste! ? 0? Nagato (Payne) and Naruto: One day, I will try to lift this curse. If peace really exists, I will realize it! ? 0? Jiraiya: Do you know why ninjas accept apprentices? That is to let disciples inherit their forbearance. Although your endurance is still in the primary stage, this indomitable perseverance and never give up is exactly the same as mine. (to Naruto)? 0? 2 hope to adopt!
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