A short humorous joke that makes people laugh.

A short humorous joke that makes people laugh.

Lead: Humor is the performance of excess intelligence, and jokes are its perfect performance.

1. A man passed by the cemetery at night and thought it was a ghost fire when he saw the fire. Then he threw a brick and the fire moved to another grave. The man still threw a brick, and he heard: Shit! You can't even shit. You will get two bricks when you smoke. ? -

2. A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found that there was no urinal, and it felt wrong. Fortunately, there is no one in the toilet. He walked out casually. When I was opening the door, I met a MM coming in. MM faced him face to face, blushed, lowered his head, and turned to drill in the men's room? -

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, I am too young to fart so smelly. It must be a cow. ? The cow said:? I eat grass, so I won't fart so smelly. ? The pig said that people who fart will blush. ? Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing." . ?

4. A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms, making a hug, and stepping forward was a kick. The man fell to the ground crying and said, it's the third piece. I offended anyone. Is it so difficult to take a piece of glass home? -

A novice went to collect usury. He took out the IOU and said with a smile. It's written clearly in black and white. You owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? ? People really don't have that much money, he threatened: hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay by tomorrow, your house will be just like it. ? He took out a lighter and burned the loan? -

The hunter saw a bird in the sky, fired three shots and missed it, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird didn't hit the neutron bomb, patting its chest and saying, scared to death, scared to death! ? -

7. Robber:? Tell me the password to the safe, or I'll kill you! ? Female employee:? Kill me and don't say anything! You ruined me, I won't say anything! ? After the robber looked her up and down, he said, You should be beautiful! ?

8. There is an old farmer hoeing in the field. A crow flew by and took a shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed. Cao, your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! ? The crow said, Cao! You shit and wear shorts! ? -

9. Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet on the way. His trousers were wet when he came back. Friend:? Why are your pants wet? Ge You:? It has been like this since I became famous. ? Friend:? Often like this? Ge You:? Yeah! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts: Yo! Isn't this Ge You? ! ? -

10. A woman peed in the toilet, and a drunk accidentally got in. Did you hear that? Whoosh The voice of urine, busy said: don't pour, I really don't drink! ? The woman was so frightened that she didn't dare to pee any more. She couldn't hold back and farted. The drunkard said:? Me, Kao! Who the fuck opened another bottle! ?

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