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The specific content of the duck
In this audio clip of 3 minutes and 34 seconds, the main plot is that the reporter, Mr. Bao from Dalian, had a traffic accident while driving his new car in Gezhenbao, Ganjingzi District, Dalian City. , accidentally hit the car on the "daozi" on the roadside, causing the chassis to be damaged. Since the national reporting center of the insurance company that insured Mr. Bao's car was established in Hangzhou, the operator was not familiar with Dalian dialect, and it was quite troublesome to explain the Dalian dialect spoken by the reporter.
Mandarin meets Dalian dialect, the telephone operator’s dilemma. The most popular video circulating on scarves recently is a hilarious conversation between a Mandarin operator and a claims driver who speaks Dalian dialect. Due to the difference in pronunciation, the communication between the two was completely unrelated. Coupled with the specially produced video, countless netizens laughed until their stomachs cramped. The reporter contacted the video producer, a British international student, who produced the video based on a classic dialogue widely circulated in Dalian. He has been studying architectural design in the UK, and this video is the first in a series of videos he plans to create. Unexpectedly, it became so popular all of a sudden.
The word "Dao Ya Zi" for Dalian drivers means "Road Ya Zi" in Dalian dialect, which refers to the road protection bricks on the side of the road. The Mandarin operator did not understand the Dalian dialect and heard it as "upside down duck". Then he asked whether "upside down duck" was dangerous, which caused a joke.
Operator: Hello, how can I help you?
Mr. Bao: Hello, hello!
Operator: Hello!
Mr. Bao: There is noise here and I can’t hear it clearly.
...The car I just bought was on the side of the road just now. The bottom beam hit the road teeth and hit a pothole.
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Operator: Hello, your vehicle was in danger. Do you want to report it now?
Mr. Bao: Yes, yes, yes.
Operator: Hello, sir, when did the incident happen?
Mr. Bao: It was just released.
Operator: How many minutes has it been?
Mr. Bao: Well, that’s what happened just now.
Operator: Half an hour, right?
Mr. Bao: Five or ten minutes.
Operator: Ten minutes?
Mr. Bao: Yes.
Operator: Where did it happen? Are you in Dalian?
Mr. Bao: In Gezhenbao.
Operator: Is it in Dalian City, Liaoning Province?
Mr. Bao: Yes, Ganjing Zige Zhenbao.
Operator: Which road in Dalian?
Mr. Bao: Ganjing Zige Zhenbao.
Operator: Police City?
Mr. Bao: Gezhenbao Town, Ganjingzi District.
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Operator: Hello sir, I am a police officer in Dalian City. How do you write the word "police officer"?
Mr. Bao: Ganjingzi District, Ganjingzi Development Zone, um, Ganjingzi District.
Operator: Damn, are the police officers in the city?
Mr. Bao: Yes.
Operator: Police officer, is that the one with two horizontal lines and one vertical one? Is the police the police's police?
Mr. Bao: Yes, yes.
Operator: Where in the city are the police officers located?
Mr. Bao: Ganjingzi District is Gezhenbao Town, Ganjingzi District, Dalian City.
Operator: Lechenpu, right?
Mr. Bao: Gezhenbao.
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Operator: Ah, okay, sir, I understand. What happened to you over there?
Mr. Bao: I drove carelessly just now and scraped the bottom curb. When I reversed, the curb went up. That one has a low fuse, a low cylinder, a low beam, a big, a low beam, a big frame, a low one. Bumper, put a hole in it.
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Operator: Is your car going straight or in reverse?
Mr. Bao: Reverse.
Operator: When reversing, right?
Which part was scratched when reversing?
Mr. Bao: It’s the low pan, large beam, and large frame on the left side of the car.
Operator: It’s on the left side. Is the chassis on the left side of your car damaged?
Mr. Bao: Yes, yes, low shelf, big shelf, big shelf on the side.
Operator: Um, is there any other damage?
Mr. Bao: Well, there is no other place.
Operator: There is no other place. Did your car scrape somewhere, the wall or somewhere else?
Mr. Bao: The one I hit was the tooth on the side of the road.
Operator: A duck?
Mr. Bao: Yes!
Operator: What kind of object is it?
Mr. Bao: Daoyazi, what kind of object? Oh, it’s the one on the side of the highway. Isn’t there a Daoyazi?
Operator: Yes, is that a wall, an iron rod or something?
Mr. Bao: Stone!
Operator: Is it soil?
Mr. Bao: Stones, pavement teeth, and stones on the edge of the road. Don’t there be pavement teeth on the edge of every road? !
Operator: Damn it
Mr. Bao: It’s the stone on the side of the road. Just ask the person who is in danger to come over and take a look.
Operator: Then, I would like to ask if there is anything wrong with the other party’s inverted duck?
Mr. Bao: That doesn’t matter. It’s all on the side of the road. It doesn’t matter. It was just my car that had an accident.
Operator: Your car was damaged, and the other party didn’t ask you to compensate, right?
Mr. Bao: If there is no other party, the car will be damaged! [3]......
Operator: Ah, your car is damaged, and the other person doesn’t need your company, right?
Mr. Bao: Ah, none of those things. It’s just that there’s something wrong with my car. Please ask them to come over and take a look. I just bought a new car.
Operator: Hello, Mr. Bao, let me check the information with you again. It was your car that hit the reverse duck when reversing, causing damage to the left chassis of your car. Is the other party okay?
Mr. Bao: Yes, yes, yes... hum.
Operator: Ah, okay, could you please not move at the scene for now?
Mr. Bao: Ah, okay...
Operator: Oh, okay, thank you for your cooperation, goodbye!
Mr. Bao: Oh my god, this woman.
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