Jokes suitable for middle school students

A little color: One day, Xiaoming asked Xiaodong, "What's the difference between a computer and a person?" Xiaodong said, "I don't know, tell me!" " Xiao Ming said, "A computer is a software plug-in hardware, and a person is a hardware plug-in software! " "

One day in math class, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? , I said I don't know. The teacher asked me to ask. I asked my mother who was cooking and said, get out of here. I asked my father, who was watching begging and shouting' Shuang'. I asked my sister, and she sang until the baby. I asked my brother, and he said on the phone, I will wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+ 1=? I said: get out, the teacher slapped me in the face, I shouted' cool', the teacher called me a loser, and I called me mean. The teacher said, get out. I said, I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher had high blood pressure on the spot and fainted. ...

Later, the school changed a Chinese teacher and asked us to make sentences. I finished my homework calmly. The teacher was very impressed with me, and I wrote a sentence:

Sad-the ditch in front of my house is very sad.

If canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.

Naive-it's really hot today. This is a good day for swimming.

Ten points-it's a pity that my sister only got ten points in the math exam.

Relax, I always start with simple things.

Ginseng-the teacher said that when we take part in the relay race tomorrow, we must try our best.

Lunch-Xiaoming takes defecation as the first thing to get up every morning.

So another Chinese teacher went crazy. ...

The harder it is to cross Vietnam.

On New Year's Day, we suggest that drivers visit the "Ice Toilet" (Terracotta Warriors) in the History Museum.

Get up in the morning to tidy up the "body" (appearance)

The left eyelid kept jumping last night. At that time, I just thought my bra was a bad omen. Sure enough, I was scolded by the teacher today.

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus (steel door) in a hurry. What bad luck