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A man in Guizhou dyed his gray head and was chased and bitten by a lion and goose. Have you ever been chased by a goose?

Recently, a video of a Guizhou man being chased and bitten by a lion and goose because of his gray hair was posted on the Internet, which triggered a heated discussion among netizens. They all said that they had such a sour experience. Of course, Bian Xiao is one of them, who has been chased and bitten by geese.

It was a long time ago, on my way home from school. At that time, I was still an ignorant age. I just know the lethality of big geese. I just think that goose seems a bit like the white swan learned in the text. They all have white fur, and their high necks are particularly beautiful. I am very happy to see a flock of geese walking on the ground because I can't get in touch with those flying swans. When I walked into the geese and wanted to have friendly contact with them, the geese suddenly craned their necks and bit me. The bite force is really not as strong as usual. I was so scared that I suddenly started to want to run away, but those geese kept running and chasing me. I thought they would be as docile as their brother ducks, and I was a little timid when I saw people, but I didn't expect them to be so fierce that I was afraid when I saw geese later.

This experience makes me want to make a detour every time I meet a goose. Although the goose looks harmless on the surface, its lethality is sometimes higher than that of dogs, so some families will choose to use the goose to watch the house. Goose has one characteristic. It is a social animal. If a stranger visits, it will start to sing loudly and even bite people directly. But if you are not aggressive and just passing by, in fact, they will not care too much about you. When passing by them, remember never to run. If you can't help running, the big goose will chase you and bite you crazily than you.

The first of the 300 ancient poems we learned is Wang Luobin Goose. The poem in it says that white hair floats with green water and red palm clears the waves. It is very leisurely, but sometimes it will be agitated, and sometimes don't be deceived by its appearance.