Jokes about walking in the desert

When the devil came out, he said that he could grant each of them three wishes. The Frenchman scrambled to say, "1 I want a lot of money, I want a suite, and I want to go back." The Germans are similar to him, and the devil has realized their wish. China people said, "1, I want a bottle of Erguotou. I also want a bottle of Erguotou. Being alone is too boring. Send them back. "

So ... the three of them walked on. I saw another magic lamp, and after polishing it, a lamp god came out, which can also realize everyone's three wishes. The French and Germans are afraid that China will call back again, so let China speak first. "1 I want a bottle of Erguotou 2 and I want a bottle of Erguotou 3. There is nothing here that belongs to you. Go home. " ...

Everyone, pity it.