24 funny copywriting sentences that make people suppress internal injuries.

1. Bargaining is 1. Comprehensive language skills include philosophy, negotiation, debate, diplomacy and other literature and art.

The last time I stayed away from 5 million was in an afternoon, and I got stuck side by side with an armored car.

It's cold, don't think you will catch a cold just because you are fat and wear less clothes. Don't think that if it is dark and absorbs heat, you will wear less clothes and catch a cold!

4. One day, my mobile phone rang, and my mother answered it-Tong Yuan, shouting, "Come and answer the phone, there is a monk looking for you."

Don't feel sorry for a girl with thick fingers. In the future, all the gold rings given by my boyfriend are big!

6. If a person cares about you, he will care about your words.

7. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well.

8. I will go to the bank in summer. First, I'm going to turn on the air conditioner. Second, I will look at balance. My body and mind will suddenly be much cooler.

9. My friend came to the northeast to play, and I told him not to lick the railings in the yard. He said: "I know that the tongue will stick in winter. It's summer. What are you afraid of? " Then he licked it and his mouth was full of paint.

10. I had a nightmare last night, dreaming that my savings was only10 million, which was terrible. I usually dream about 100 million.

1 1. I always talk nonsense when people ask for directions, just to make them remember longer. The more beautiful a woman is, the more deceitful she will be!

12. A woman learns her driver's license and takes a road test. Get off the bus in front, it's her turn, very nervous! She got off from the right, got off and went around to the left, opened the car door and shouted, coach! Where is the steering wheel! The examiner looked back at her and said quietly, you opened the back door.

13. When my husband came back from a business trip, his wife asked, "Did you miss me outside for so long?" "How can you not want to! I have been on a business trip for a month, 30 days, and I think about it every day! " The wife jumped up: "well, you heartless person, last month was 3 1 day." Say, who are you thinking about one more day? "

14. Facts have proved that people will not die if they don't play mobile phones for a day. Their lives are still there, but their souls are lost.

15. I listened to a lecture yesterday. When someone said that people who often eat too much will not live long, she said: People will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will leave first.

16. In winter in the north, the children all say, "It's so cold! Let's go back to the house! " In winter in the south, the children said, "It's too cold! Let's go out and get warm! "

17. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

18. The alarm clock only woke my body, but it couldn't wake my sleeping heart!

19. Two weeks ago, my wife said that she was going to France on business. Did she ask me what gift I brought? I said you brought me a French girl! My wife came back today and said; I've tried my best. As for whether it's a boy or a girl, it will be several months before I know!

20. Stay with me. At least I love you more than others.

2 1. One or two roommates, hungry, dug out a banana, and I told him that it was not good to eat bananas on an empty stomach. The two roommates said that the first bite was empty and the second bite was not.

22. The students' weekend is a very tangled day. If you look back, you will feel very pitiful. If you don't review and go out to play, you will feel guilty again.

23. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only the dreamer is still there.

24. A classmate in middle school has the word "country" in his name. We all affectionately call him "Guo Ge". For a long time, at the flag-raising ceremony every week, when the radio came, "Raise the national flag, play! Country! Song! " Sometimes, he will be beaten by people around him.