I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. I personally don't hold grudges. Tell me some funny phrases on the spot.

1, the highest state of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out. 2. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house. 3. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me? 4. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar. 5. Go to Google and Baidu. 6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 8. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following. 9. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 10, grandpa is from grandson ... 1 1, my god, did you let summer and winter share a room? This kind of weather! 12, the forest is full of birds! 13, (original post omitted-edited) 14, I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs. 15, summer is hard. You don't even have to drink the northwest wind when you are poor ... 16, suit yourself! 17, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it. 18, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do. 19, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes. 20, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten! 2 1. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ... 22. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late ... 23. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces. 24. I can't take care of myself in my personal life! 26. Actually, I am a genius. Unfortunately, I am jealous of talents! Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? 28, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me! 29. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime! 30. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time! Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind? Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet! When I woke up, it was already dark. If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss. 35. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance? 36. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. 37. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating. 39. People are not smart, but dare to learn from others' baldness? 40. There is a very old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever ... 4 1, if you ignore me, I will become a dog ... 42. Life is easy; Living is easy; Life is not easy. I won't tell you if I kill you. 44. Nothing money can solve is a problem. 45. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens! 47. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you! 48. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat? 49. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you? 5 1, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. God, my clothes have lost weight again! 57. I am different from you because I am human. 58. How many worries you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. 59. I really want to control your grandfather's crying: "Dad!" Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...