Funny sentences expressing poverty

1. After someone posted "I'm so poor" on a social platform, he received 8 transfers from suitors from his parents and elders within three minutes. After I posted "I'm so poor" on social platforms, I received 3 likes and 2 "Me too" messages within an hour

2. I raised a pot of flowers, saying I don’t have money to spend it.

3． Calculate with your own fingers, the five elements are short of a house, the life is short of a car, and the card is short of money.

4. The world is so big, I want to see it; my pocket is so small, I can't go anywhere. Being poor really forces me to see reality clearly.

5． She wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I hope she sees gold as dirt!

6. I have some problems with capital turnover now, and I blame them all on Jack Ma and Liu Qiangdong, who always try to get me to invest in projects.

7. When I was a child, I thought that I would become a rich man when I grow up. Hahaha, I’m halfway there now. I’ve grown up.

8. I recently bought an island and welcome everyone to my impoverished island.

9. Please give way and don't stop me from drinking the northwest wind.

10． You don’t understand the sadness of not having money, but I understand the happiness of having money.

11. - I've recently become obsessed with pearls and jade, and I just collected four pieces of jade. - Damn, he's a jade. - The whole family is surrounded by walls.

12． When I make friends, I never care whether they are poor or not. They are not as poor as me anyway.

13. Ugly, not sweet-mouthed, ungainly-looking, and not rich!

14. Grandpa Mao has never appeared in my wallet. This does not mean that I am poor, but that I am very poor.

15． The truly rich people are lonely people! The truly sentimental people are poor people!

16. I obviously have no money, but I still keep buying. I know it is obvious, but I envy you.

17. I have always respected the RMB and never stole or robbed it.

18. People like me who don’t have money to go to the movies can only stay at home and watch TV series.

19. Fortunately, there is no charge for reviews.

20． An impulsive person like me should be beaten hard and given a sum of money to calm down.

21. I really like February because it only has 28 days.

22. Isn’t it said that you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Why is it okay to be poor and single.

23. Others pretend to be poor, but I am different. I am really poor.

24. Every time I say to a friend, "When I get rich, I will treat you to a meal..." my friend says, "Then I may not have the teeth to bite anymore."

25 .Seeing that everyone is so poor, I feel relieved. Thank you for letting me know that I am not the only one who is poor.

26. Use one sentence to describe how poor you are, "Don't dare to poop, for fear of being hungry!"

27. I'm going to save money, so I'll spend it in half.

28. I can’t solve any problem that can be solved with money.