Joke Daquan: Be strong, dear. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

A prisoner escaped from the prison where he was held for 15 years. After he escaped from prison, he broke into a private house and saw a young couple lying in bed.

He kicked her husband out of bed, tied him to a chair, and tied his wife to the bed. He went to bed, kissed her neck, and then went into the bathroom. When the escaped prisoner was in the bathroom, the husband said to his wife, "Listen, this man is a prisoner, just look at his clothes! He may have been locked up for a long time, and he hasn't touched a woman for a long time. If he wants to * * *, don't resist and don't complain. Just let him do what he wants to do and make him satisfied. This man is very dangerous. He may kill us if we make him angry. Be strong, dear, I love you! "

At this moment, his wife said, "I'm glad you think so. Yes, he hasn't touched a woman for a long time, but he didn't kiss my neck. He whispered in my ear that he thought you were sexy and asked me if there was any lubricant in the bathroom. " Be strong, dear, I love you! "