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Never read your personalized QQ signatures or funny personalized signatures when there are people around. I am afraid that the people next to you will think you are a fool when you laugh. There are always some magical personalized signatures that seem to have no characteristics and are serious on the surface, but they are still very funny. Regarding the personalized QQ signature that made you laugh after reading it, everyone is welcome to read it.

1. Foodies always think about how to eat, and in their hearts they always think about how to lose weight.

2. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone who boasts so freshly and refinedly like you.

3. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several surrounding trees several times.

4. If QB is used as a reward in the exam, I will I think China will become stronger soon.

5. In fact, I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

6. Ten thousand and one million are the same, because I don’t have either!

7. As long as there is a lesson in your heart, you will learn it wherever you go.

8. Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

9. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable

10. The school does not want us to fall in love, but it still wants us to wear couple clothes

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12. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and a monk has his own nun’s love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, Mazi’s face will shine

13. In fact, I used to be quite tall. , but it just shrank after taking frequent showers.

14. New Year’s resolution: The homework belongs to others, but you are mine!

15. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don’t understand my blackness during the day.

16. After today’s bullshit, tomorrow will start another bullshit day.

17. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

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18. You pay 60 cents and I pay 60 cents. Why are we two for one piece?

19. Even if you are jealous, you must pretend to be soy sauce and cannot let others look down on you.

20. The tiger does not send the cat, thinking that I am critically ill.

21. A man is something external to the body. He will not be taken with him until he is alive or dead.

22. When you enter your signature, you speak like the person he is. I read the medical records. I can’t even imagine what a doctor looks like

23. Youyou sing the most dazzling national style, Let Love Sweep All the Dust Away

24. You eat fish, I eat meat, Leave all the bones to the dogs.

25. In fact, you are excellent in everything except your looks, your character is too bad, and you don’t have enough material!

26. You are so cheap and promising, and you are so cool

27. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation

28. I don't wake up from my spring sleep, yawning comes to look for me, I can't sleep at night, and I can't wake up during the day.

29. You say you are useless, but I want to say when have you been useful.

30. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even drink the northwest wind.

31. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

32. Flu, I know you love me, but I really don’t love you, please leave!

33. In this day and age, even the head teacher’s phone number cannot be reached and he is currently on the phone

34. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

35. The school doesn’t want us to fall in love, but it wants us to wear couple costumes

36. As long as you haven’t drank Meng Po soup, you still belong to me.

37. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

38. Sometimes, I am not hungry or greedy, but my mouth is lonely.

39. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life

40. One day. I put my phone on airplane mode and threw it from the window.

Damn it, it's still broken.

41. You are a bitch for grades and always sow trouble between us and our parents.

42. Looking at you quietly, I realized that you are so fucking scary!

43. If you want to cry, cry it out to avoid internal injuries.

44. Every time after taking an exam, I silently tell myself: It’s okay, the important thing is to participate! A classic saying in the circle of friends

1. I don’t miss you very much, I just think of you when I’m unhappy. You are still the first person I want to talk to. I don’t miss you very much. I just suddenly think of you when I listen to the song. No reason, just because the lyrics sound like you and me.

2. You make me taste the pain of missing you every moment and the joy of being with you. You are the only person who can make me taste the ups and downs.

3. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes. A heart that is too soft does not dare to open up and hurt others at will, so it can only pick up a hard shell and continue wandering.

4. The world is really small, and it seems that when you turn around, you don’t know who you will meet; the world is really big, and it seems like when you turn around, you don’t know who will disappear.

5. I thought that the bird could not fly across the sea, because I thought that the bird did not have the courage to fly across the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not that the bird could not fly across the sea, but that the other side of the sea had long been No more waiting.

6. Life is a process, with twists and turns, ups and downs, there are times when things go well, and there are many places where you lose. We live our lives between joy and sorrow, but when we are happy, we are easily intoxicated and forget ourselves, and the impression may be slight. When in pain, I feel sad and uncomfortable, can't help it, and the feeling is particularly obvious. Even if there are too many helplessness in life, it cannot be a reason to retreat. As long as you are strong, you will always reach your destination. Now that after many trials, we no longer have each other's vows, we might as well try to swim down the river and see how far we can go.

7. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow.

8. Some roads may seem very short, but they are far away. Those who lack patience will never reach the end. Life is half reality and half dream.

9. The so-called gap between ideal and reality is that when you pick it up, you think it is a piece of meat, but when you bite it, you realize that it is actually a piece of ginger.

10. Don’t complain to anyone, because % of people don’t care, and the remaining % are happy to hear it.

11. If you want to distinguish levels in society, there is only one way, and that is competition. You must work hard, otherwise you will end up being pressed at the bottom of society. Life is not perfect, and there are twists and turns. Only by adapting to the circumstances can you do whatever you want.

12. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is joyful, and staying with you for life is inevitable.

13. Many things are like the sunshine between the fingers, warm and beautiful, but can never be grasped.

14. I can feel your heartache. You have helplessness that you can’t explain, but you act like you don’t care. The more you act like this, the more uncomfortable I feel.

15. Once a person loses hope, life will cease. The specific manifestation of hope is desire, which forms specific goals and motivation for practice, making oneself willing to complete it and realize it, thus creating a happy life.

16. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding; there is a kind of feeling called wonderful; there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side; there is a kind of yearning called wanting to see you through.

17. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone. Don’t ask for results, don’t ask for companionship, don’t ask for what you once had, and don’t even ask for you to love me, just ask for the most beautiful thing in me. In my years, I met you.

18. When you are busy, you are in order, when you are free, you are natural; when things go well, it is accidental, but when things go wrong, they are inevitable; when you gain, you are calm, and when you lose, you are happy; when you are praised, you are indifferent, when you are demoted, you are calm. If you understand the Eight Randoms, this life will be leisurely. Only when you are strong can you avoid being trampled by others.

19. In fact, I have been waiting by your side, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and say, will there come a day when your tenderness belongs to me, and I will not make you sad anymore, let Let your tears flow again!

20. The sky is dark and my heart aches; the night is long and my sleep is short.

I checked my email again and again, and checked my phone again and again. I finally lost you.

21. Many times, life will not be perfect. It is not life that can be perfect, but the human heart that wants to be perfect. But ordinary people have ordinary hearts, ordinary desires and ordinary moods, and use ordinary indifference to piece together eternal days. Living a real and simple life is the most true, beautiful and happiest thing.

22. There is only one name in the world that makes me worried like this. It is like an invisible thread, one end is firmly tied to my heart, and the other end is held in your hand. My dear, I think of you all the time!

23. Life is a performance that never ends. Each of us is also an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience.

24. Don’t rush to let life give you all the answers. Sometimes we need to wait patiently. Trust the process, move forward calmly, live up to your life, and life will live up to you.

25. No one is in a hurry, why should I be in a hurry? Everyone is anxious, can I not be anxious? This is the difference between a job and a bonus. My eyes are raining for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. Life is born like wind and rain and goes like dust.

26. When you hold on to something in your hand, you can only have one thing. If you are willing to let go, you will have the opportunity to choose more. If you don't be serious, the truth won't come out, so let's be more serious.

27. Don’t always wrong yourself just to accommodate others. There are few people in this world who are worthy of you always bending down. If you bend over for a long time, people will only get used to your low posture, and your posture will not be important.

28. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill. When a person has the dream of flying, there is no reason not to stand up even if he is crawling. Everyone eventually looks more and more like themselves. In order to light up the night sky, the stars stand high in the sky. A classic sentence suitable for forwarding to Moments

1. Everyone wants happiness and is unwilling to bear pain, but without a little rain, where will the rainbow come from?

2. Maturity and age It has nothing to do with it, but a kind of experience; elegance has nothing to do with dressing up, but a kind of magnanimity.

3. Who enters your life is determined by fate; who stays in your life is determined by you.

4. A true friend will still be by your side when the whole world is far away from you.

5. Life will never stop pushing you forward, stay focused, and don’t slow down because of regrets. Smile, forgive, forget, and move on!

6. God arranges our lives like a movie director. The ups and downs in the middle are just for the perfect ending.

7. The people who hurt you the most are often those who claim they will never hurt you.

8. Anything is possible. So don't give up, believe in yourself, you can do it. A common mistake people make is spending time caring about people who don't care about you very much.

9. Everyone will suffer setbacks in the world, but many people grow strongest in the broken places.

10. Faith is like the door to liberation. Whether you can open the door to liberation depends on your own faith.

11. As year after year passes, I ponder and reminisce, and look back on the past and future, and the scars of longing become deeper and deeper.

12. Sometimes, we are always naive, and sometimes the shadow of a white cloud can be suffocating. The wind gently blows away the shadows, and the birds carry away the white clouds easily. What the breeze can do, I may not be able to do. What the bird can do, I may not be able to do. What you can do, I may not be able to do.

13. A person’s open-mindedness is reflected in his downfall. A person's self-cultivation is reflected when he is angry. A person's thoughtfulness is reflected in times of sadness. A person's maturity is reflected in making decisions. Everyone is willing to do what they like, but doing what you should do is called growth.

14. Kindness is like an osmanthus tree. Although it does not bloom bright flowers, its gentle fragrance often makes people more nostalgic and unforgettable; kindness is like an osmanthus tree. A stretching river, although not as majestic as the sea, but the clear water can purify people's soul more; kindness is like a bright moon above the head, although it does not shine as brightly as the sun, but it has that kind of comfort Peace and tranquility make people feel warmer and more at ease.

15. Life lasts only a few decades, flowing like water. Instead of envying others, it is better to be yourself. Wise men are always admonishing not to let your soul be barren. The soul is barren, either like quicksand spreading or overgrown with weeds. The eyes also age along with the heart.

16. People live between gains and losses. Gains are also losses, and losses are also gains. I like all the shallow things more and more, and take the entangled grievances and hatreds lightly. Don't overly pursue a brilliant life. Most of the vigorous and legendary experiences are stories that happen in books. For ordinary us, plainness is the main line of our lives.

17. It is always a dream before you set off, and it is always a challenge after you hit the road.

18. When facing everything, let it go after it has passed. No need to dwell on it. Be calm and calm, just like clouds gathering and dispersing. Every day, every moment, is an end and a beginning.

19. Never believe the old Chinese saying: It is better to be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. When you were young, you often went to be a phoenix, and then you knew what the world of phoenix looked like. If one day, you can no longer fight, you can take the aura of phoenix and go to the world of chicken to be the boss. If you have never made a phoenix tail, you cannot make a chicken head. I can only be a chicken butt.

20. Sharing the happiness of life with the person you love is a gift.

21. No one will be responsible for your happiness. Soon you will know that you have to find happiness by yourself. Put your spirit elsewhere and you will get used to your new life after a while. Think about it, the world cannot remain unchanged, the sun cannot move around you, and you will grow up sooner or later - life is full of disappointments. Don't complain, if this is part of your life, you have to accept it as if it's nothing.

22. Life is colorful because of love, human nature is smart and beautiful because of love, and people’s hearts are full and beautiful because of love.

23. We have worked so hard to come to this world, and when we feel more depressed, we are the ones suffering the most. The long river of youth is running into the distance, and the past is like water passing away and falling flowers are floating in the air. With an indulgent heart, I embarked on a journey of youth. When I go back, it is already rusty and vicissitudes of life. Youth is like a painting. How many years have been spilled, but what is left to you is a fleeting time without regrets.

24. It is better to act stupid than to be smart. It is experience, not years, that makes people mature.

25. Life comes and goes in such a hurry. Life is not for compromise. The more you retreat, the less room you have to breathe; life is not for making do, you show The humbler you are, the farther away some happy things will be from you. Only by straightening your back will the world give you more feedback.

26. In life, just let nature take its course, and you will be at peace and naturally happy. Taking matters into your own hands is a positive attitude towards life, taking things as they come is an optimistic way to live in life, and letting nature take its course is an optimistic way of survival. Life in this world is short but only a hundred years. Life is like a cup of tea, it will not be bitter forever, but it will always be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later.

27. Life requires understanding and perception. The real busyness is not the body being busy, but the heart being busy; the real tiredness is not the body being tired, but the heart being tired. Life is about perception, life is about understanding. No matter what happens in this life, it is better to have fun secretly than to frown.

28. Loving someone is not just about giving him something. To love or not to love is not for outsiders to see, but for one's own heart to see.

29. The most important value in life is the happiness of the soul. Happy people know how to control their thoughts. Don’t lament that the world is too wonderful, don’t envy others for being too beautiful. Cherish every little thing given by God; be kind to them. For yourself, let your heart always have a clear sky with sunshine; be kind to yourself and look down upon the pain in front of you, maybe you will be happy after the pain.

30. There will always be people who hurt you in life. Don’t be angry. Being angry is punishing yourself for other people’s mistakes. Endure the calm and calm, and take a step back to broaden the horizons. Good temper is the best clothing a person can wear in society. Tolerance is a bridge of mutual understanding and trust between people. An optimistic attitude comes from tolerance, generosity, understanding, and aloofness. Sad phrases to express your mood in the circle of friends

1. I’m not sad, it’s just that the tears just fell.

2. I always face it with all my heart and soul, but I don’t get the kind treatment that understands it. I always wait with my heart and soul, but I can’t wait for my conscience to find out and look back.

3. You are so serious that you are completely determined, but you lose miserably. You are so dedicated that you leave no room for anything, but you are so cold that you forget to cry.

4. Expecting to be valued, but being ranked last. Coming with hope, but leaving with disappointment.

5. I am reluctant to hurt others and always forgive with a smile. I don’t care about feeling sorry for myself and always support with tears.

6. Some feelings can only be handed over to the heart and rubbed into tears; some feelings can only be kept on the lips and hidden in the heart.

7. A sincerity cannot withstand repeated hurt; a sincerity cannot bear to be treated with contempt.

8. Tears are an expression that speaks; heartache is an invisible cold.

9. A heart that cannot be kept warm is not worth hurting, and a person who does not know how to cherish is not worth waiting for.

10. Some people never forget some things, they just keep them deep in their hearts.

11. There is a poison called time that kills you and me wandering in dreams. But it left us with a memory called sadness.

12. I was surrounded by the night, and in the empty silence, I heard the sadness and helplessness of the bottom line of life. I don't understand why life is so sad, and I don't understand why life is so desolate, but it can be so empty and pure, passing by in my heart.

13. I often talk to my soul in lonely nights, indulge in such a night, quietly fall in love with the silence of the night, taste the desolate smell in the air, mixed with the early autumn. It's cool and beautiful, making people feel sad...

14. The sky is full of flowers and rain, accompanied by the low-pitched singing of fairies, sinking into the glaze of thousands of years, or the remaining white jade stone pillars, existing in the name of immortality, But he couldn't resist the polishing of time, and the flowing water swept through this forgotten paradise.

15. The butterfly with invisible wings whispers to the fairy in the lush flowers, and is suddenly attracted by another fairy flower. Unintentionally, the petals fell off and slowly floated into the shallow river, chasing the endless starry sky with the green spring.

16. The smiles and joys of the past are like the gentle wind chimes behind the gauze, played only by the gentle breeze. Like yesterday’s shooting stars, they are only willing to leave a brief trace in the long dark night.

17. When I woke up, there were still no birds singing but only the fragrance of flowers. It looked like a gorgeous garden. There had been no traces of people for a long time. I stood by the window and looked quietly. Yesterday’s butterflies also followed the stars last night. go.

18. Although it is gorgeous, if you take off the coat, you have nothing, it is just a paradise of God.

19. If sadness is only because of deep love, fate is like a door of love. Did I keep walking to the wrong door, or was the person inside not opening the door?

20. Time is so cruel, it has taken away a lot, but it tells me that it is growth.

21. The sad melody flowing out from my fingers played out the sadness I had buried for a long time. Looking at all the hypocrisy in front of me, my thoughts are empty and exhausted.

22. The wind started blowing outside, and I thought my sadness would end and go away with the wind. However, it made me feel the slightest chill, and I walked out of the house with my numb feet. When I came to the balcony, I took a deep breath, trying to clear my mind and stop my tears, but I didn't expect that my eyes were even worse.

23. The rain outside the window is still falling. Looking at the running water on the ground, I don’t know how many longings have gone away, how many oaths have gone away, how many pasts have passed away, and the only thing left behind is the upcoming one. The dry memory, although it is about to dry up, still has the reflection of sadness.

24. I have always believed that a heart-to-heart encounter is worth millions of loneliness in the world of mortals! But why are we wandering around in the world of mortals now, in this blurry night, indulging in the beauty of yesterday in the lingering melody? , Feeling the loneliness today?

25. The encounter in fate is also separated after the baptism of years, and we can never get out of the city wall that we once enclosed with our own hands.

26. I like the smell of sadness. In its shadow, I can shed tears wantonly, and let go of my voice and roar to the sky. But every frosty night, I'm afraid of its coming.

27. One day, if you can enter my heart, you will definitely shed tears. Because it’s all the sadness you gave me.

28. There are too many uncertainties in life, and it is just that unstable. I think the gap between me and happiness is like the distance between light years. No matter how hard I try, it is just a tragedy.

29. When you are sad, you can only be silent and cry silently without letting anyone see it, because your tears are cheap in the eyes of others.

30. You will never see me at my saddest look, because I will only be sad when you are not around.