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What's the omen when a bird poops in the car?

What's the omen when a bird poops in the car?

Bird droppings data of more than 1700 vehicles were collected. Finally, it was found that white cars were the most popular among birds. Do you think the case is solved? It's time for some friends to say so. This is not right. My car is not white, and there is bird droppings all day.

This leads to the second problem, that is, cars parked under trees are more likely to be favored by bird droppings. This topic is like a joke we told when we were young. One day, a bird flew across the sky and took a shit. The people at the bottom make fun of this. This bird, no one talks about civilization, and you don't even wear underpants or anything. As a result, the bird turned and said, you took a shit and wore underwear.

In fact, this is really a fact. They live in a tree, which is really attractive. For those of us who have a little common sense, we all know that trees like paulownia, poplar and locust tree may really exist in their nightclubs and bars in the eyes of male birds, and even they can't wait to soak there during the day. So you can imagine stopping under a tree.

Now some people may say, is it because my car doesn't stop under the tree and I won't be patronized by bird droppings if I don't buy white ones? Actually, it's not. Let's think about it. Birds are actually light-loving animals like us. They also like to be in some places with light at night, and it is more lucky to have bird droppings under the lamppost that night. So, basically, you just need to look at the sky, if there are wires, railings, etc., a series of places where birds can stay and live. I suggest you park your car as far as possible.