Wisdom humor joke

One night when I went to the toilet and saw a ghost fire, I was very scared and threw a brick over. Then came a voice: "Who have I offended by taking a shit? I smoked a bag of cigarettes and was hit by a brick three times ... "

Others have a big bouquet of roses for you, but I am short of money and only have one cactus. I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit down!" " "

No matter the ups and downs, you always wait at the door, smile gently when you see me, always bless me, praise me, and never care about my rudeness. Finally, I was moved by you and put some money in your broken bowl.

Freshmen on campus: students who repeat their studies are called "international students", those who have money at home are called "high-wealth students", and those who doze off in class are called "poor students"

There was a thief's love in front of my eyes, and I didn't care. Now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

If your mobile phone is not waterproof, be careful not to drool on it when reading short messages, or it will break!

I miss all your flowers in spring, all your sunshine in summer, all your fruits in autumn and all your snowflakes in winter. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!

Throughout the world, when it comes to the discoloration of birds, chickens, ducks and geese, no one is spared. The above notice shows that prevention is obvious. Biped animals can only be safe if they are cut off and landed on all fours. Remember, remember, crawling to work, Qian Qian is a must. Don't bother.

A farmer was arrested for whoring and wrote a profound review: "The main thing is to relax his study, confuse himself with party member cadres, completely forget that he is a mass, and think that he can do whatever he wants like a leader."

Sorry, I spelled Miss kiss and accidentally kissed you. I'm really sorry. I, the son of a good family, an orthodox teenager, has always maintained a high attitude of cockiness and wide eyes, and people have given him the evaluation of "aloof and arrogant". Today, it's hard for me to keep my passion in my heart. I have been lighting candles at night to pay for mosquitoes and flies. I have tried my best to write this love letter to you. Well, it's all your fault.

On behalf of the royal family of the Qing Dynasty, I wish you a smooth study, good health, good conduct, bright future, excellent grades, both ability and political integrity, cheerful mood, and all publicity in the final stage of this semester!