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202 1, a simple sentence is funny.
I am relieved to see you, not to care about you! You don't have to go out and scare people.
3. Know that you know what a pit is, not a pit on your face, but a pit under your feet.
4. Little me, I see through everything with worldly eyes.
Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
6. You have your hope and I have my insistence. Don't trade your hope for my sister's insistence.
7. I can get used to you or change you.
8, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.
I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.
10, life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.
1 1 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God made me fat.
12, when my brain doesn't understand, I always look for the donkey.
13, sorry to make you laugh.
14, sugar is tempting me, not that I want to eat it.
15, I'm curious, why did you crush an ant and it didn't bleed?
16, I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find that it was a tragedy.
17, I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl.
18, Baidu can't even search 360 degrees. You are really a cheeky person.
19, if no one wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.
20. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.
2 1. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. Let me help you. Are you ashamed?
22. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.
Good people just don't have time to do bad things
24, local tyrants, local tyrants, don't abandon me, are we still friends?
25. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.
26. Listen, I'm not fat, I should be sexy.
27. Thank you for coming into this world and hurting your friends with me for the rest of your life.
No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.
29. There are plenty of fish in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for it.
I didn't forget everything in the past, just threw them into the trash can.
3 1. When you make a mistake, isn't it human? Why all the fuss?
32. What a world! Elder sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.
33. When necessary, it is enough to take it out.
34. What is happiness and what is pain? Only a fool like you knows.
35. You are really boring, so I gave you a few more looks and praised that I like you.
36. I can afford to put it down. This is my boast.
Because of this world, women have a man's heart.
When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I don't have the same language as you.
39. I am not omnipotent. I can't be loved by the person you like.
40. The money is yours, no matter what I am; Your face is yours, but please don't be shameless.
4 1, no matter how big the official is, no matter how much money, the prince is still dragging it.
42. Never go shopping or go to the toilet after class without company.
43. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.
I don't mind giving up halfway if everything becomes boring.
45. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.
46, long without strength, what do you take to compete with others?
47. I can only go too far, bully and do nothing else.
48. You are not me. Why do you feel the same way?
49. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.
50, honey, it was your playboy that taught me to give up.
Space of simple sentences: 202 1
The space of simple sentences is about 20xx classic 1. Who are you with when you are perfunctory?
I can't wait to grow old overnight and never part.
3. Love is that one person gives unconditionally and another person destroys unconditionally.
She is your indispensable oxygen, and I am your dispensable carbon dioxide.
These days with you are the happiest thing in my life.
6, the world of rearview mirrors, farewell is getting farther and farther …
7. When I miss you, I will slap myself hard. Tell yourself: don't be a bitch.
8. Gradually, we lost each other.
9. Youth, like a poppy, withers at the most beautiful moment.
10, youth is a play that repeats itself again and again, and we will always get hurt again and again.
1 1, your friendship, everything you say is what I envy.
12, don't call me a playboy if you can't catch my heart.
13, people who love you don't need your explanation, and people who don't love you don't need it.
14, why did your casual words make me feel distressed for a long time?
15, when you marry me, I will blow up the divorce office immediately.
The length of a simple sentence is 20xx hot articles 1. Disinfect the wound or make the pain more enjoyable?
2. The tears that once flowed wet the wound and let the sun dry and fade.
Life is like a dance, but the person who taught you the first steps may not be with you.
4, not living alone, just living alone.
5, what kind of dialogue will the people I meet have, and the people I wait for are in the distant future.
6. The oath of love is like a slap in the face, remembering one tragedy after another.
7. The so-called missing is just one's wishful thinking.
8. Please smile. It's easier than explaining why you are sad.
I'm not too weak to get out of that memory.
10 Sometimes, it takes courage to choose happiness.
1 1. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart.
13, sometimes it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I care more than others and I'm more afraid of losing you.
14, feelings are like a game, sometimes you have to open it.
15, there are no bad women in the world, only men who don't appreciate women.
The space of simple sentences: 20xx 1 latest articles. Walking on the road, looking at the world, it seems that there is a layer of glass separating yourself from the world.
2. Who will know that I am unhappy, but who will care?
I think my love for you is so deep that I can accept your betrayal.
4, it's your own, you can't take it away. If it is not your own, you can't stay. I knew you would come, so I waited.
I hate that someone suddenly doesn't talk to me and doesn't tell me why.
6. Not contacting you doesn't mean forgetting, just studying hard to adapt to life without you.
7. When some people die, it's nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.
8. You should understand that a person is not as beautiful as you think.
9. Love is actually a beautiful picture, but sometimes you are not with me.
10, in three years, I have been rejected many times by you, and I feel distressed many times, which makes me live in the shadow and can't get out.
1 1. Listen to music in your space. Tears fell down instantly. Future lifestyle. I can be quiet.
12, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.
13, I can't express my sweetness to you in words, but I can express the fact that I love you very much in words.
14, whoever says that he loves you again in the future will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.
15, the cruelty of life is that you can only be young once. If you don't do something now, you really won't have a chance to do it later.
16, I would like to write a wandering poem for you and take you and sunflower to wander to the ends of the earth.
17, I envy Kotaro. He doesn't love the country, but I have the undying love of Big Wolf.
18. In your world, I may be redundant, but in my world, you are all to me.
19, the taste of missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then condensing into tears drop by drop.
20. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.
In short, humorous. Tell me about 202 1.
1, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are worse than an animal.
2. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.
You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?
Summer is the best, it makes me fall asleep easily.
5. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.
6. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?
7. It was the TV series that cut off my pleasure in watching advertisements and made me bored now.
8. Don't tell anyone who is the sexiest. It's all sockets looking for pins.
9. Are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?
10, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.
1 1. There will be a road in the end, and I can't stop it.
12. When you see beautiful women in the street, you will appreciate them if you look up, and you will be hooligans if you look down.
13, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.
14, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.
15, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.
16, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.
17, I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?
18. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.
19. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, it records our good memories.
Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.
2 1. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.
I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.
23. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.
24, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.
25. Put you in your mouth and shut up. I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.
26. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.
27. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.
28. When waiting for the bus, everyone said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.
I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.
30. The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.
3 1, there are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.
32. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, and I felt particularly dazzling.
33. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.
34. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, one person says "transformation"
35, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.
36. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.
37. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.
38. You murdered all the feelings in the past.
39. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.
It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.
4 1. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.
42. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.
43. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.
44. The words "pathetic" and "pitiful" are used on you, and I feel that they are both defiled.
You deserve it. You deserve to come into this world and pollute the air.
46. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
47. People like you are wasting oxygen in the air if they live one more day.
48. Don't challenge my endurance, or I will make you cry rhythmically.
49. When you die, I will burn more paper dolls for you.
50. You are just a landscape I met in my life.
Tell me an interesting sentence.
1, it's quite comfortable to be a man! 2. Without toads, swans would be lonely.
If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.
I just want to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.
I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.
6. Once the ocean dries up and the rocks rot, it is not enough.
If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
8. When love becomes affection, it is eternal love.
9. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!
10, you are so dark that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.
1 1. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?
12, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.
13, women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.
14, don't pull a long face all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.
15, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!
16, if there were no perverts in the world, would beauty still be valuable?
17, I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.
18, you know I can't live without it, so you hurt yourself.
19, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
20. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.
2 1, some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but I am too lazy to cramp.
22, life is only beautiful, no glory!
23. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.
24. I envy you for knowing me at a young age.
25, seriously anti-Italian Phoenix Satellite TV inserted TV series when playing advertisements!
26. I still have a short message in my mobile phone that I like you.
27, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.
28.do you belong to me? You can have it alive and take it with you when you die.
29. Youth is like toilet paper. You look at it a lot, use it, but it is not enough.
30. Fahai should not use this tower to contain Mrs White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.
3 1. Just one more look at you in the crowd, and you think I want to take a taxi.
32. There are two states in life, one is to die quickly, the other is to live wonderfully.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!
34. I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.
35, let's break up, I don't deserve you because you are a QQ member.
36. I hope all the money in my pocket loves each other and has more children.
37. My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.
38. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.
39. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
40. I save myself three times a day, is it high? Handsome? Rich or not? No, go and study!
4 1. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to answer the questions on the blackboard.
42. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.
According to my analysis of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.
44. The gourd dolls in our mountains will never beat the Altman in your city.
45. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier to try.
46. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.
47, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!
48. When you see that 1 tree has become 1 exercise book, do you still have the mind to do your homework?
49. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you use Unicom and I use mobile.
50. I am not the interesting guy last year. I am a brand-new and interesting person this year.
5 1, I don't know what love is, but I will spoil you, care about you, care about you and tolerate you for a long time.
52. My world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima! It's all dark.
If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!
54. William Feng: If I leave you in the future, my name will be written backwards. Nini: Me too.
55. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.
Brother, bring me my headphones. I think you should say please. Please bring me my headphones.
57. Doctor, I am nearsighted! Tell me about the specific situation. You can't see the money when you open your wallet!
58. I want to buy things when I get angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I spend less. I get angry when I have little money.
59. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.
60. I bought a pair of beggar pants, which cost more than 500 yuan. As a result, my grandmother mended my pants when she washed them for me.
6 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
62. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
63. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.
64. I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue.
65. My wife was arrested for using counterfeit money. It's all my fault. In order to show my retouching skills, I watermarked all my money at home.
66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.
67. I find that ugly people have priority to speak, because we often hear people say: I will say my ugly words first.
68. I pushed you down on the bed crazily that day, turned off the light, covered myself with a quilt, opened my arms and said, Look, my watch will glow.
69. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.
70. Every dynasty misses you, misses you every night, misses you badly, and doesn't want to hurt himself. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, makes me happy and makes me sad!
7 1, when the fan blows in hot weather, mosquitoes are annoyed; I'm afraid I don't have that kind of snack, so I'll cook my food for you. Flies also join in the fun, grab a full stomach!
72. Of course, you have to buy a house before you get married. It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!
73. My family name is me, my name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I understand you, my scientific name is I love you, my childhood name is I miss you, my book title is I dream of you, and my pen name is I love you. Actually, my real name is teasing you.
74. Adventure made me meet you, and fate made me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.
75. Don't wait for my tears before you know I'm sad. Don't wait for me to say that I am cold before you know that I am lonely. I don't want to walk around in front of you with cucumbers every day before you know it's time for XXOO.
76. An English teacher in a school likes to push the queue and play all night. The next day in class, I was a little in a trance. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw that the blackboard was not wiped. I am furious: Who is the farmer today? The blackboard hasn't been wiped!
77. There is a child downstairs in my house who always likes to sing Lu's songs recently. One day it stopped singing: stars in the sky, I shouted in time: join Beidou! That boy hasn't found a second interview yet!
78. When winter comes, I'll teach you a life trick: coats are easy to get greasy, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off, which makes many people have a headache. In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine when washing, and your head will not hurt so much.
79. Lu Xun was criticized by the teacher for being late for class and angrily carved an early word on the table. When I was late for the third grade, I was punished for sweeping the floor and carved an early word on the table like Lu Xun. Last time I went back to my alma mater, I found a grass carved ~
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