Funny 7-person sketch

Xiao Zhang: I don't want to watch TV news any more. Every day is bad news! Chen Guang came in singing "Joy of the Universe" with a bright smile. ) Chen Guang: The whole world rejoiced, the savior came, and the earth embraced him as king, la la la la ... (Xiao Zhang was very disapproving. ) Xiao Zhang: What are you singing? Chen Guang: The whole world is cheering because Jesus came into this world. Xiao Zhang: force a smile! There is nothing to be happy about in this world. Chen Guang: Xiao Zhang, what's wrong with you? Xiao Zhang: What's the matter? Look at the news and you will know what I am talking about. Chen Guang: Oh! I tell you, this is because our world is so bad that we need Christmas. Xiao Zhang: Maybe you need it, but I don't! Chen Guang: You need it too. Xiao Zhang: I absolutely don't need it. Chen Guang: I don't want to argue with you. However, I have a feeling that you don't know what you are talking about. Xiao Zhang: Joke! Of course I know. I'm telling you, I don't need any Christmas dinner, Christmas dance or gift exchange. Just boring. Chen Guang: Oh, please, who told you that this is the meaning of Christmas? Xiao Zhang: Why? This is not right. Chen Guang: Let me tell you, the reason why the whole world celebrates Christmas is because Christmas Jesus was born for everyone. (Xiao Zhang thinks. ) Xiao Zhang: For me, too? Chen Guang: And you. Xiao Zhang: No need. Chen Guang: Don't worry, you can decide whether you need it later. Let me show you this first. (Chen Guang points to the other side of the stage, and a man, a woman and a child come over. Each of them has an orange in his hand. My sister's oranges are bigger. After comparing the two, my brother was jealous and wanted to exchange with my sister, but my sister refused. The younger brother forcibly grabbed the big orange from his sister and gave her the small one. My sister began to cry, my brother was a little panicked, and then explained:) Brother: Mom! Look at my sister. She beat people and cried. (Brother and sister stop. ) Chen Guang: Xiao Zhang, what did you see just now? Xiao Zhang: (thinking slowly), I see jealousy, greed and dishonesty. Chen Guang: We can see from children that people have some bad things since childhood. Xiao Zhang: (I feel the same way and nod) I agree. Chen Guang … That's why we need Christmas! Because Jesus can change our lives. Xiao Zhang: (thinking) Chen Guang: OK! Let's look at this again. (Brother and sister stepped down and a couple came on stage. They are very happy. ) Husband: It's really comfortable today. (considerate to his wife) Did you have a good time? Wife: Hmm! Very happy. You haven't taken a vacation for a long time, and you haven't taken me out to play for a long time. Husband: I see, I will improve in the future! (Suddenly a brainwave) Hey! I have an idea! Wife: What do you think? Husband: Let's go to my parents' house now. Let's take them to have a good meal and surprise them! OK or not? Wife: Good! They will be very happy. I love you so much, Daqing. You are such a good husband. Dave: We'll take them to the steakhouse for T-bone steak. Wife: Steak? (Eyes wrong) My dad hates steak! Husband: (a little embarrassed) No! I mean my dad! Wife: (suddenly enlighted, his face changed greatly) Oh! Let me tell you, when did you become so filial? Dave: What do you mean? Wife: What do you mean? Let me ask you, when can you think more about my parents? How long has it been since you asked them out Dave: It's not that you don't know that I'm busy recently and often go back to see them. Wife: So, you can completely ignore them, can't you? Husband: I beg you, Pink! Tell you, I really have nothing to say to your parents. Wife: Oh, you think I have a lot to say to your parents, don't you? I don't like being with them Husband: You are a strange person. Why can't you be more interested in others? I am myself all day. Wife: Hey! What you said is so good, I just want to say to you: When can you think less about yourself and more about me? Husband: It's unreasonable to be in charge. Wife: I am unreasonable. I'm crazy, so I want to marry someone like you. Husband: (to the audience) I really don't know how I married her in the first place! (Husband and wife stop. ) Chen Guang: What did you see just now? Xiao Zhang: People's love is conditional! People are selfish. Chen Guang: So, we need Christmas! Because Jesus can help us truly love each other. Xiao Zhang: (slightly impressed) Maybe! Chen Guang: I hope you can be more sure. Come on, look at this. The husband and wife come down, and they bring their briefcases up. What did you say?/Sorry? Luo Kai will be promoted to business manager? Yes, I think he is the best candidate. A: here comes the best candidate! (patting his chest) B: But he is more experienced than you! A: Experienced? Him! Brain is too dead, too old-fashioned! Besides, he is too old to be motivated. Come on, how old is he? A: Anyway, I just don't think he has that ability. You wait and see. In three months, I will let him step down and bow. What are you talking about? A: I want the whole company to know that the person who can really be a business manager is actually me-Wang Dali. Do you seem to have any plans? A: Cut! It's ugly. Brother, in order to get ahead, you have to use your head! (Under two people. ) Xiao Zhang: I realize ... so, we need Christmas. Chen Guang: Why? Xiao Zhang: Because we have ugly pride, bitterness and selfish thoughts. Chen Guang: Xiao Zhang, you've figured it out! Xiao Zhang: Chen Guang, can I ask you a question? Chen Guang: You said that. Xiao Zhang: Will Jesus really change a person's heart? Chen Guang: He changed me. Xiao Zhang: Oh! So your life seems to be full of hope and strength. Chen Guang: Yes, that's why I was singing Joy of the Universe. Xiao Zhang: So you think there is still hope for mankind? Chen Guang: Of course! In Christ, everyone has hope. The birth of Jesus brought the hope of rebirth to all mankind. Xiao Zhang: I think I need Christmas too. (Turning to the scenery) Dear friends, and you! (They stepped down and sang: "The world is happy, the savior is coming, and the earth takes him as king. La la la) ... The end of the play ... Narrator: All people have sinned and failed the glory of God. Now, thanks to the grace of God, they are justified in vain by the redemption of Christ Jesus.