A joke of seeking civilization

1. One morning, the mother said to her son, "Son, you should eat more eggplant. The doctor says your body is short of iron. Eating eggplant can help you replenish iron. "

The son asked curiously, "Mom, why can eggplant help me make up the iron?"

Mom smiled and explained, "Because eggplant contains iron."

After listening to his mother's words, the son was puzzled and said, "Eggplant contains iron, why is it so soft?"

2. In the evening of winter, the mother went to the kindergarten to pick up her son, because there was still some time to leave school.

Mother is waiting at the gate of the garden.

When the son came out, the mother was already shivering with cold. The son saw it and asked, "Mom, why are you shaking all over?"

Mother said, "It's too cold."

The son went on to say, "Mom is really timid, and she is afraid when it is cold."

My son came up to me after taking a shower and said with a smile, "Mom, I finally understand the meaning of the idiom' as light as a swallow' today."

I asked him, "Dad told you?"

The son said proudly, "I felt it after my father wiped the mud off me."

My daughter brought back a small red flower from kindergarten, saying that it was awarded to her by her aunt in kindergarten.

I asked, "Why should Aunt reward you?"

The daughter said, "She saw a button on her aunt's clothes fall off, so she picked it up and returned it to her aunt. Aunt praised her for picking up money and gave her a small red flower. "

The next day after school, my daughter brought back a little red flower. I asked her, "Why does this little red flower reward you?"

My daughter said, "Today, I stared at my aunt to see if her button would fall off. And I stared at it all day. But my aunt said I didn't pay attention before, but I made great progress today and rewarded me with a small red flower. "