Are there any jokes about fighting corruption and promoting honesty?

The bureau held the "Anti-corruption Self-inspection and Appraisal Meeting". At the end of his speech, the director said: "At this meeting, everyone must have a correct attitude and take it seriously, and don't go through the motions. Tell me about me first. I have a problem with sex ... hmm ... hmm ... "

What did the Secretary say next? Everyone is not in the mood to listen. They all want to know what is the motivation for this secretary to dare to openly admit that she has "sexual problems". Especially those cadres who have to make self-correction and self-examination next, they are even more uneasy: it seems that this time it is serious, even the director has told the truth, and you can't get away with it unless you tell some facts.

It's the director's turn to check for himself: "this, this ... my problem is also very serious." I went to Thailand with the group last year, and I accompanied the director twice ... this ... this ... that kind of place. "

Then there is the director of the office: "Everyone basically knows everything about me, that is, I was caught by the night patrol in the coffee shop last time, and the fine was reported in the name of office expenses ..."

This time, the venue was in chaos.

Sitting in the audience, the secretary of the director whispered to the people around him: "The director's speech said that there is a problem with the resilience of fighting corruption and promoting honesty." The director didn't know the word "resilience" and skipped it. "