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What can be seen in a man’s belly button? [picture]

Have you ever thought about the moment when a person is born and truly becomes an independent person? Some say it’s the moment the baby falls to the ground, some say it’s the moment he opens his eyes, and some say it’s the moment the doctor picks him up and puts him in the crib (he has his own bed!) None of them! The answer is simple, it's the moment your umbilical cord separates from your mother's uterus! Cutting the umbilical cord is also a "technical" job. The doctor's scissors may change your life. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 1. Men with downward-shaped belly buttons: Most of these men have a big belly Fatty, loves to drink, and loves to overeat and drink. I don’t pay much attention to taking care of my body. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Does not pay attention to details, is slovenly, has a bad temper, and likes to lose his temper with people he is familiar with and close to. ?0?2?0?2 Interest: Not good at romance. In your opinion, the so-called romance means having a good time. As for the time, it's up to you. ?0?2?0?2 Note: Pay attention to prevent gastroptosis, constipation, chronic gastrointestinal diseases, and women should pay attention to gynecological diseases. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 2. Men with upward-shaped navel: The navel extends upward, almost becoming a top Upward triangle. This type of man is just the opposite of the downward-shaped belly button. Most have good figures, love sports, and are unwilling to do the same thing for a long time. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Somewhat tricky, pushy, generous to oneself but harsh to others. He is not good at managing money but also cares about everything. ?0?2?0?2 Taste: I think a candlelight dinner is enough to express my romantic mood. Sometimes he would also tell some jokes to please the girls. ?0?2?0?2 Note: People with this kind of belly button should pay more attention to the health of the stomach, gallbladder and pancreas. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 3. Men with jujube-shaped belly buttons: Many men of this type are popular with women because they have big personalities. Most are cheerful, optimistic about things, and know how to share and be humble. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: I have a good temperament, but I don’t lose my temper often. I will persist in doing things I set my sights on. Sometimes important details are overlooked and things get messed up. ?0?2?0?2 Taste: I know how to be romantic and like to satisfy my beloved girl. There is a way of courting! ?0?2?0?2 Note: If a woman’s navel is in the shape of a jujube core, it means good health and good ovarian function; for a man, it means energetic, normal blood pressure, and healthy internal organs. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 4. Men with protruding belly buttons: These men are straightforward and have a hot temper. When I was young, I rarely considered the consequences of doing things. As I get older, I slowly start to calm down, but I still hurt others with my words. But I often feel like I did nothing wrong. Very chauvinistic. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Loves freedom and is narcissistic. Lovers must revolve around themselves. It will be very uncomfortable for them to obey others. Therefore, it is suitable for businesses and jobs that are managed by oneself. ?0?2?0?2 Taste: Can use material things to impress the girls around him, knows how to protect them in front of girls, and show his charm as a man. ?0?2?0?2 Note: When there is a large amount of fluid in the abdomen or an ovarian cyst, the navel will protrude outward. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 5. Men with full moon-shaped belly buttons: These men are usually energetic, so Everything he does gives the impression of vitality. In good condition and mental outlook. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Both active and quiet, loves sports. Good at handling interpersonal relationships. ?0?2?0?2 Taste: Know what kind of girls like what kind of courtship methods. Some boys of this type are even said to be playboys. Can move between multiple girls. But after marriage, you often care more about your wife's feelings. ?0?2?0?2 Note: For men, it is a symbol of good health, and for women, it is a sign of good ovarian function. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 6. Men with shallow navels: These men are more introverted and usually not good at sociability. Some people also have special skills and are geniuses in a certain field.

?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Indulged in his own world, he doesn’t like to be with many people. I don't like to sensationalize and work in a low-key manner. ?0?2?0?2 Interesting: I am more liked by some girls, but most of the time I look depressed. I can create earth-shattering romance, but most of the time I let my love flow in a boring space. People worry about themselves. ?0?2?0?2 Note: A shallow and small belly button indicates a weak body, abnormal hormone secretion in the body, general weakness, and poor mental status. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 7. Men with sunken navels: These men are more sensitive, usually pay more attention to details, and pursue both material and spiritual pursuits. In short Very pursuing perfection. ?0?2?0?2 Temperament: Childish, kind, and emotionally dedicated, but often obsessed with details. ?0?2?0?2 Taste: I like women who are more mature than myself. Because I usually have delicate emotions, I like girls very much in romantic emotions. ?0?2?0?2 Note: The sunken navel may be caused by obesity or abdominal inflammation, such as adhesive tuberculous peritonitis, in which the navel will be sunken inward. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2 Representative: Wu Yanzu, a man with a jujube-shaped belly button, a sweetheart, has his own unique way of chasing girls, and knows how to be romantic. . Look at the wedding ceremony held by him and Lisa in South Africa, how romantic and special it was! Having such a man is the dream of many girls! ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2 Representative: Edison Chen, a man with a small belly button. He himself is not pushy, but because he will do some strange things, such as Nude photos, so it will make his life attract attention. Such men often make their beloved women anxious. Of course, if you love him, you can tolerate everything about him. ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2?0?2 ?0?2 Representative figure: Jay Chou, a man with a sunken navel. He always pursues perfection in himself, he is sensitive and pursues details, and the girls he has had scandals with are all delicate women. Such boys like emotional but mature women. I can tolerate his childishness and appreciate his talents and characteristics. ?0?2?0?2