Help me give some jokes that are not cold jokes.

The patient lying on the operating table felt very uneasy when he saw all the preparations before the operation. He said, "Doctor, I'm sorry, this is my first operation, so I'm very nervous." The doctor patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Me too."

Peeling onions

Daming just got married. One night, my wife was busy with dinner in the kitchen. Daming wants to help his wife do some housework in order to be considerate. So he said to his dear wife, dear, what can I do for you?

The wife said: You are all thumbs. Just peel the onion if you find something simple.

Daming thinks this is very simple. But soon after peeling, Daming was choked with a snot and tears. Thought, this is not so simple, and embarrassed to ask my wife, so I had to call my mother for help.

mom said, it's easy. You can peel it in water.

Daming then completed his wife's task according to his mother's method, and he was extremely happy.

The next day, Daming called his mother and said, Mom, your method is really good, but it's good, but the only fly in the ointment is that you need to breathe frequently, which is very tiring.

mom said, "I'm". .............