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Will you be reluctant to delete text messages?
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This year, I have been reluctant to delete text messages.
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That year I asked him how to talk when he was drunk. He replied: weak and spoiled, you must accompany me, hint at me and seduce me. Fortunately, I am determined.
Hehe, I seldom leave messages. The boxes I receive are all zeros, and I don't leave messages myself, which is different from others.
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I remember when I just broke up, my late-night girlfriend advised me: then don't think about him anymore. Although it will be difficult for a while. But as time goes on, it will pass. When a man leaves you and stops looking for you, you must never go back to him.
I saved one from 10086 before: please reply to 1 for telephone charges and reply to 2 for recharge ... I thought it was convenient to save it at that time, so I didn't have to send it to 10086+00086 every time I wanted to check the telephone charges ... so I never deleted it. .......
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I used to have a lot of short messages that I couldn't bear to delete, but unfortunately they were stolen by evil thieves together with my mobile phone! ! !
I haven't played texting for years. Actually, I don't seem to play SMS very much. So, I searched my memory, and it turned out that too many pasts had already slipped away, and my heart suddenly became more obscure.
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Once I quarreled with him and ignored him. He didn't know how to coax me. After the quarrel, I was heartless and didn't know how to be sad. Howling is just sleeping. At two o'clock in the middle of the night, he sent me a text message: you are unhappy, I can't sleep, and I will never quarrel with you again, which makes you angry.
I used to like to stay, but later I kept it every time, and I deleted it every time I was impulsive. Later, nothing was left.
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In the past, mobile phones could only store 50 short messages, but they were reluctant to delete them. I had to write them down one by one, and then I tore them up, because it was a long time ago. Now I will delete messages regularly, leaving none.
There is one that I left there for a long time and didn't delete ~ ~ My friend lent me money ~ ~ I think it's still evidence that he didn't return it ~ ~
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I have been depressed since I broke up with my boyfriend. My father sent me a short message. He said, I love you forever, my daughter.
On my birthday that year, my mother sent it to me and said, "What does the baby want to eat at night?"
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