English joke: happiness

"I need help badly-otherwise I'll go crazy. We live in a single room, my wife.

My children and my in-laws. So our nerves are very nervous.

We yelled at each other. This room is terrible. ""Can you promise to do as I say? "The host said seriously, I swear I will do anything. ""very good. How many animals do you have? " "a cow

One goal and six chickens. ""bring them all into your room. Then come back in a week. " The subject was frightened. But he has promised to obey the objective! So he took these animals in. He came back a week later.

Poor character

Groaning (* * *)

"I'm so nervous. Dirt! It stinks! Noise! We are all going crazy! " "Go home.

"said the master.

"Let the animals out." The man ran all the way home. I came back the next day.

His eyes sparkled with joy. "How sweet life is! The animals are out. Home is heaven.

So quiet, clean and spacious! "Please help me-otherwise I will go crazy. let us

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Madame

The children are crowded in a room with my family. We yell nervously all day.

Shouting "that house is like hell" Complaining that the house is too small. ""Can you swear to do as I say? " The host said solemnly, I swear: whatever you ask me to do.

I can do both. ""good. How many livestock do you have in your family? " "A cow.

A goat and six chickens. ""Drive them into the house to live with you. Come back to me in a week. " Disciple was stunned. But he vowed to do it! So he drove the livestock into the house. A week later,

He went back to his master.

The situation is quite bad.

He whispered, "My spirit has collapsed. That's dirty! It stinks! It's too noisy! We are going crazy! " "Go home.

"said the master.

"Drive all the livestock out of the house." I heard the master say so.

) The disciples flew home. The next day.

He went back to his master. His eyes sparkled with joy. (He said) "Life is so sweet! After the livestock were driven away

Home is like heaven.

So quiet

Clean and spacious! "