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The beaten turtle - shrinking its neck
The knifed duck - scurrying around
The slap in the face means it's not so - servile
The beaten dog - furious
The beaten duck - running around
The fat pig beaten by the knife - not afraid of boiling water
< p>The leather ball that has been hit by a knife - deflatedThe foxtail grass that has been hit by frost - wilted
Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside< /p>
Short ladder to reach a high house - cannot reach the eaves
A dwarf wears high heels - height is limited
A dwarf fights a wolf - just shouting cannot Up
The dwarf flies a kite - getting higher and higher; rising higher and higher
The dwarf farts - being humble
The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice
The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind
The dwarf watches a play - listens to the sound
The dwarf pulls out the general from within - makes do with the materials; takes advantage of the shortcomings
The short man climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it
The short man climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step
The short woman - low knowledge
The dwarf rides a big horse - he is in a dilemma; he is in a dilemma.
The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusional; wishful thinking
The dwarf sits on a high stool - he cannot reach; he cannot reach up and down. ;Trouble between top and bottom
Love to litigate and try to be a hero - poor vindictiveness
The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone beat it
The quail wants to eat the fruit from the tree - Out of reach; thinking about good things; thinking about nothing but good things
Watching people drowning on the shore - doing nothing to save them
Catching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort
< p>Buy shoes according to other people's foot size - copy it mechanicallyThe beggar who pressed the ball - stupidly happy
Take medicine according to the prescription - follow the instructions
Press Pecking at the rice with the chicken's head - wasted effort
Pressing the cow's head to drink water - can't be done; there's nothing you can do
Pressing the gourd to pick up the gourd - looking at one end and throwing away the other; One after another
The top door of the chopping board - the tube is wide
The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick
The meat on the chopping board - let anyone slaughter it; Slaughtered by others
The fish on the chopping board - the target of the knife
Stalking in secret - sneaking around
Fighting in secret - fighting for a while
Threading a needle in the darkroom - sad
Secretly making a stumbling block - wilting is bad
Burning up the lamp oil - heartburn (core)
Put ice on the griddle - melted into soup
Put pancakes on the griddle - turn it over
Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one
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The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor
Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)
Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice - again Tian Yiyi
Eight lifetimes of old things - can't explain
Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - awkward
Badou small hanging vat - —Can’t hold a stone
Myna pecks persimmons-picking the weak ones
Eight old men punch each other-three orders and five Shen (stretch)
Eight money plaster- —Stained
Eight dollars to buy a bowl of wontons - no noodles
Eight people sitting at a table with crooked necks - no one is looking at anyone else
Batagu The format of the article is the same
Sleeping in the Bagua furnace—steaming
Horse riding in the Bagua array—no way out; the way out is hard to find
Eight Level 8 engineering skills - striving for excellence
Eighth level masters learn crafts - grow old and learn as you grow
Anise falls into a manure pit - the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable;
An eight-and-a-half-pound turtle swallowed a large weight—a cruel tortoise
An eight-and-a-half-pound old turtle swallowed a large weight—a cruel tortoise
Eight The tortoise who weighs half a pound is the number one winner - the rules (turtle lift) are not small
Eighty people carry the sedan - so majestic
The eighty-year-old man suffers from shaking head disease - no one wants it; No one can help
The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath
The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a commonplace (playing)
An eighty-year-old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes
An eighty-year-old man learns boxing
Art - work hard in old age
The eighty-year-old old man has no successor
Shave at the age of eighty-do not accept old age
Eighty An old man carries a burden - he is full of energy but not strong enough
Growing a beard at eighty - an old idea
Childless at eighty - he is lonely in old age
Having a son at eighty years old - generations behind
Dancing at eighty years old - naive old man
Playing with monkeys at eighty years old - old tricks
Eight Learning to play the flute at the age of ten - all old tunes; old tunes
Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for one's life
An actor who plays the role of a child at the age of eighty - rejuvenating himself
Standing at the counter at eighty years old - always good at it
Hitting rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gain outweighs the losses
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
Eight Immortals gathering - —Shenchao
The Eight Immortals' table is missing a leg - it is not flat
The Eight Immortals' table has lamps on it - it is clearly placed
The Eight Immortals' table - it has edges and corners
Eight Wise Kings Entering the Palace—So Hard to Invite
Bitter Melon in August—My Heart Is Red
Lotus Root in August—Fresh and Tender
< p>Pomegranates in August - head full of ideasPersimmons in August - redder with age; red with age
Osmanthus blossoms in August - fragrance everywhere< /p>
The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves
It’s still early to eat New Year’s dinner on August 15th
Eat Yuanxiao on August 15th - with everyone Different
Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the time
Mooncakes on August 15th - everyone is happy; everyone loves it; there are ups and downs
The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright
The Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - too late; too late
Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - More than half a year late
Have a baby on August 15th - just in time
Send mooncakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival
August 10th Five clouds cover the moon - spoil the fun
Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - as early as possible (jujubes)
Plant peanuts on August 15th - blind command
A crab with eight legs - domineering
Without a trace of the eight characters - no appearance; far from it; far from it
Sores on the palms - poisonous hands
Putting shoes on with the palm of your hand - it won't work; it won't work
Putting pancakes on the palm of your hand - a skillful hand; a good hand
Peeling the skin of a toad - annoying in life, scary in death< /p>
The temple with the wall removed - panicked
Plantains inserted into the old trees - thick branches and leaves
Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected
Bird's nest built on banana leaves - good times don't last long
Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that one piece is broken
Pulling weeds to attract snakes - asking for trouble ; Asking for trouble
Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last
Jointing sorghum - each step is getting higher; each step is rising
Pull out the drum - light on both sides
Pull out the alarm clock - specialize in reminding people
Pull out the carrot - there is a hole
Pull out the carrot Plant onions - each one is spicier than the last
A plucked phoenix - not as good as a chicken
A plucked pigeon - can't fly
Pulling out the stopper and refusing to use water - stubbornness
Pulling the seedlings to encourage success - eager for success
Bajiao A donkey chasing a rabbit - unable to catch up; unable to drive it out
Bajiao Immediately on the battlefield - life or death
Ba Zi pulls carrots - pulls them crookedly
Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good
Ba Zi Fighting siege - sitting and shouting; sitting on the ground and shouting
Bazi rushes the horse - out of reach
Bazi comes on stage - the position is unstable
Put snot on his face Wiping - looking for embarrassment
Pouring fertilizer on weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain
Putting your face in your trousers - shameful
p>Drive people under the wall - desperate
Treat dolls as monkeys - fool people
Treat monsters as Bodhisattvas - no distinction between good and evil
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Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits
Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice
White-necked old bird - speaking is a disaster
< p>White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different from othersDifferent
White cloth goes into the dye vat - it cannot be washed; it cannot be washed clean
White cloth is used to make cotton-padded jackets - it is all rational (li) anyway
Baicai Bangzi - Whether it looks good or not, it doesn’t taste good.
Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field—distracted one’s heart
Chinese cabbage stewed with tofu—no one takes advantage of anyone else
Stir-fried scallions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)
The white-bone demon pretends to be a bride - a demon in the demon
The white-bone demon performs somersaults - ghost tricks
p>The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face and a ghostly heart
The white-bone spirit speaks human words--confuses the public with evil words
The white-bone spirit delivers food--ambitious; not well-intentioned
p>The White-Boned Demon’s Speech - Confuse the Crowd with Evil Words
The White-Bone Demon Meets Sun Wukong - His True Colors Are Revealed
The White Crane Stands Among the Chickens - Stands Out
A white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent
Painting with boiled water - light (clear) understatement
Answer: wwwyjj26 - Magic Apprentice Level 12-10 13:33
A blind man lights a lantern in vain.
My nephew carries a lantern and shines it on my uncle
Mosquitoes eat fat and oil from their bellies - there is no oil or water0
Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild
Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking
Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently
The lame man walks on the blind man - learn from each other's strengths
A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a lustful person
The steering wheel of the car broke - rampage
Ask my sister-in-law to be my companion ——Uneasy and kind-hearted
A poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, wants money but no money
A mouse falls into a vat - fashionable (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute - extraordinary
Yellow mud falls into the crotch - it is not a matter (shit) but also a matter (shit)
The yellow dog has a horn on its head - it is a foreign country (Sheep) phase
Weasel looking for food - act according to the opportunity (chicken)
Weasel's butt - nothing good can be farted
Mouse gnaws on leather ball ——Ke (gasp)
The monk’s temple faces the nunnery – everything has to be done
The monk’s wooden fish – he can’t close his mouth from ear to ear
Yazi worships his master - a shameless (teeth) person
Huozi drinks rice soup - shameless (teeth) obscene
Huozi looks in the mirror - makes a fool of himself
Two sisters compete for money - Biff (rich)
The beggar is addicted to cigarettes - hates (smoking)
The beggar performs Yangko - poor and happy
The dumpling skin is too Thin - it is inevitable that the secret will be exposed
Beijing opera steps - rub slowly
A candle that has seen the fire - it will not pull up
Said when it saw a camel Horse swelling - rare but strange
Sores on the spine, plaster on the chest - regardless of future troubles
Selling flutes on the street - self-playing
Adou's empire - A free gift
A Dou-like character - incompetent
A'er plays the sheng - playing the flute indiscriminately
A'er becomes a doctor - no one dares to invite him
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Ah'er is all over the street - being idle
My elder brother is eating noodles - scratching randomly
Grandma has a beard - abnormal
Ah Qing Sister-in-law pours tea - no water leaks; no drop leaks
Be whipped rather than stick - eat the soft rather than the hard
The beaten dog bites the chicken - take it out on others
The beaten turtle - shrinking its neck
The knifed duck - scurrying around
I was slapped to apologize - servile and coquettish
The beaten dog - furious
The beaten duck - running around
The fat pig beaten by the knife - not afraid of boiling water
The beaten dog The ball that was cut by the knife - deflated
The foxtail grass that was hit by the frost - wilted
Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside
A short ladder goes up to a high house - it cannot reach the eaves
A short man wears high heels - his height is limited
A short man fights a wolf - he cannot reach the height just by shouting
p>The dwarf flies a kite - getting higher and higher; rising higher and higher
The dwarf farts - being humble
The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice
The dwarf passes River - peace of mind (flooded)
The dwarf watches the play - listens to the sound
The dwarf pulls out the generals from within - makes do with the materials; takes advantage of the shortcomings
The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly (eagerly) Hope)
The dwarf climbs the hill - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step
The dwarf's wife - has low knowledge
The dwarf rides a big horse - is in a dilemma; up and down Difficulty
The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking
The dwarf sits on a high stool - out of reach; cannot reach up and down; embarrassed up and down
Love To be a hero in a lawsuit - poor vindictiveness
The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone beat it
The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - out of reach; to think of good things; to think bad things
Watching people drowning on the shore - not saving them
Searching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort
Buying shoes according to other people's feet - Applying it mechanically
The beggar who pressed the colored balls - he was so happy that he was stupid
Grabbed the medicine according to the prescription - did as he was told
Pecked the rice by pressing the chicken head - wasted effort
Press the cow's head to drink water - it can't be done; there is no way
Press the gourd to raise the ladle - look at one end and lose the other; one rises and the other falls
The top door of the chopping board - the tube should be wide
The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick
The meat on the chopping board - let anyone slaughter it; slaughter it as you want
Chopping board The fish on the table - the victim of the knife
Stalking in secret - being sneaky
Fighting in secret - fighting for a while
Threading needles in the dark room - sad
Secretly making the stumbling block - wilt bad
Boiled up the lamp oil - heartburn (core)
Sold ice on the skewer - melted into soup
Put the pancake on the griddle - turn it over
Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one
It was erected eight hundred years ago Flagpole - old bachelor
Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)
Sprinkle pepper on eight-treasure rice - add another flavor
Eight lifetimes Lao Chen Zhang - can't explain
It's awkward to wear seven-inch shoes on eight-inch feet
Eight buckets of small vertical jars - can't hold a stone
Starlings pecked persimmons - picking on the weak ones
Eight old men punched each other - three orders and five Shen (stretch)
Eight dollars of plaster - stained
Eight dollars to buy a bowl of wontons - no noodles
Eight people sitting at a table with crooked necks - no one is looking at anyone else
The format of eight-part essays - the same
< p>Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming steamRiding a horse in the Bagua array - no way out; hard to find a way out
Level 8 engineering technology - striving for excellence
< p>Eight-level masters learn crafts - grow old and learn until they are oldStar anise falls into a manure pit - the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable; the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable
Eight and a half kilograms The turtle swallowed a large scale weight - the cruel tortoise
The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed a weighing scale - the cruel tortoise
The eight and a half kilogram tortoise won the top prize - rules (turtle Lift) is not small
Eighty people carried the sedan chair - so majestic
The eighty-year-old man got a shaking head - no one wants it; no one can do it
Eighty The old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath
The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a cliché (playing)
The eighty-year-old man learns to box - the more he practices, the better he gets Strong
An eighty-year-old old man learns a craft—comes to work hard in old age
An eighty-year-old old man has no family left—no successor
Shaving at the age of eighty— —Refuse to accept old age
The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he has more than enough ambition but not enough energy
Growing a beard at the age of eighty - an old idea
Nothing at the age of eighty Children - lonely in old age
Having a son at eighty - generation after generation
Dancing at eighty - naive old man
Playing with monkeys at eighty ——Old tricks
Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty—all old tunes; old tunes
Learning to beat at the age of eighty—fighting for one’s life
Eight A ten-year-old actor pretends to be a child - rejuvenating himself
Standing at the counter at eighty - an expert Showing magical powers
The gathering of the Eight Immortals - chatting with gods
The Eight Immortals table is missing a leg - it will not sit flat
There are lamps on the table of the Eight Immortals - clearly placed
The table of the Eight Immortals - sharp and angular
The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - so difficult to invite
Bitter Melon in August ——My heart is red
August’s lotus root—fresh and tender
August’s pomegranate—a head full of ideas
August’s persimmon— —The older you get, the redder you get; the red comes when you are old
The sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August - the fragrance is everywhere
The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves
August Eating New Year’s Eve dinner on August 15th—it’s still early
Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th—it’s different
Eating rice dumplings on August 15th—it’s not the right time
Mooncakes on August 15th—everyone is happy; everyone loves them; both above and below
Mooncakes on August 15th—the same every year; upright and bright
August Celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival on the 15th day of the lunar month - too late; too late
Watching dragon lanterns on the 15th day of the 8th month - more than half a year late
Having a baby on the 15th day of the 8th month - just in time
Send moon cakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival
Clouds cover the moon on August 15th - a disappointment
Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - get it early ( Jujube)
August 15th kind of peanut - blind command
Eight-legged crab - domineering
No trace of the eight characters - no appearance; Far from it; far from it
A sore on the palm - poisonous hand
Putting the palm in a shoe - it won't work; it won't work
Putting pancakes on the palm - Skillful hands; good hands
The toad that peeled off the skin - annoying in life, scary in death
The temple that peeled off the wall - panicked
Bashō Inserted on an old tree - thick branches and large leaves
Banana blossoms - one heart; closely connected
Panana leaves built into bird's nests - good times will not last long
Scare Sores on the eyes - it's so bad
Plucking weeds to attract snakes - asking for trouble; asking for trouble
Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last
The jointed sorghum - getting higher and higher; rising steadily
The jointed sorghum - the light on both sides
The jointed alarm clock - specializing in reminding people
Plucked the radish - the hole is there
Plucked the radish and planted onions - each one is spicier than the last
The plucked phoenix - —Not as good as a chicken
A pigeon that has its feathers plucked—cannot fly
Plucked out the plug and refuses to use water—is stubborn
Plucked its feathers to encourage growth—eager for success
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Bajiao's donkey chases the rabbit - he can't catch up; he can't drive him out
Bajiao is about to go to the battlefield - he will die or not
Bajiao pulls the carrot - crookedly< /p>
Bazi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good
Bazi fights - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts
Bazi rides the horse - out of reach< /p>
Bazi came to power - his position was unstable
Rubbing snot on his face - asking for embarrassment
Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - Lao Er No result; hard work but no result
Hide your face in your trousers - shameful
Drive people under the wall - desperate
Treat them as dolls Monkey trick - fooling people
Treat the monster as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits
Farewell My Concubine ——There is no alternative; there is nothing to be done
The white-necked old bird—opening the mouth is a disaster
The white-necked dung beetle—characteristic; different from the others
White cloth enters the dye vat— —Can’t be washed; can’t be washed well
White cloth made of cotton-padded jacket-it’s all rational (inside) anyway
Baicai Bangzi-it looks good but not delicious; it looks good but it doesn’t taste good
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Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - lost heart
Cooked cabbage with tofu - no one takes credit for it
Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - dear (green) ) plus a kiss (green)
The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon in the spirit
The white-bone spirit performs somersaults-a ghost trick
The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman-a human face Ghost Heart
The White-bone Demon speaks human language - confuses the public with evil words
The White-bone Demon delivers food - ambitious; has no good intentions
The White-bone Demon speaks - confuses the public with evil words
The White Bone Demon meets Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed
The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out
The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent
<p>Painting with plain water - light (clear) understatement
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