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The beaten turtle - shrinking its neck

The knifed duck - scurrying around

The slap in the face means it's not so - servile

The beaten dog - furious

The beaten duck - running around

The fat pig beaten by the knife - not afraid of boiling water

< p>The leather ball that has been hit by a knife - deflated

The foxtail grass that has been hit by frost - wilted

Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside< /p>

Short ladder to reach a high house - cannot reach the eaves

A dwarf wears high heels - height is limited

A dwarf fights a wolf - just shouting cannot Up

The dwarf flies a kite - getting higher and higher; rising higher and higher

The dwarf farts - being humble

The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice

The dwarf crosses the river - peace of mind

The dwarf watches a play - listens to the sound

The dwarf pulls out the general from within - makes do with the materials; takes advantage of the shortcomings

The short man climbs the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it

The short man climbs the slope - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step

The short woman - low knowledge

The dwarf rides a big horse - he is in a dilemma; he is in a dilemma.

The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusional; wishful thinking

The dwarf sits on a high stool - he cannot reach; he cannot reach up and down. ;Trouble between top and bottom

Love to litigate and try to be a hero - poor vindictiveness

The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone beat it

The quail wants to eat the fruit from the tree - Out of reach; thinking about good things; thinking about nothing but good things

Watching people drowning on the shore - doing nothing to save them

Catching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort

< p>Buy shoes according to other people's foot size - copy it mechanically

The beggar who pressed the ball - stupidly happy

Take medicine according to the prescription - follow the instructions

Press Pecking at the rice with the chicken's head - wasted effort

Pressing the cow's head to drink water - can't be done; there's nothing you can do

Pressing the gourd to pick up the gourd - looking at one end and throwing away the other; One after another

The top door of the chopping board - the tube is wide

The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick

The meat on the chopping board - let anyone slaughter it; Slaughtered by others

The fish on the chopping board - the target of the knife

Stalking in secret - sneaking around

Fighting in secret - fighting for a while

Threading a needle in the darkroom - sad

Secretly making a stumbling block - wilting is bad

Burning up the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

Put ice on the griddle - melted into soup

Put pancakes on the griddle - turn it over

Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one

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The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor

Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice - again Tian Yiyi

Eight lifetimes of old things - can't explain

Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - awkward

Badou small hanging vat - —Can’t hold a stone

Myna pecks persimmons-picking the weak ones

Eight old men punch each other-three orders and five Shen (stretch)

Eight money plaster- —Stained

Eight dollars to buy a bowl of wontons - no noodles

Eight people sitting at a table with crooked necks - no one is looking at anyone else

Batagu The format of the article is the same

Sleeping in the Bagua furnace—steaming

Horse riding in the Bagua array—no way out; the way out is hard to find

Eight Level 8 engineering skills - striving for excellence

Eighth level masters learn crafts - grow old and learn as you grow

Anise falls into a manure pit - the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable;

An eight-and-a-half-pound turtle swallowed a large weight—a cruel tortoise

An eight-and-a-half-pound old turtle swallowed a large weight—a cruel tortoise

Eight The tortoise who weighs half a pound is the number one winner - the rules (turtle lift) are not small

Eighty people carry the sedan - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man suffers from shaking head disease - no one wants it; No one can help

The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath

The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a commonplace (playing)

An eighty-year-old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An eighty-year-old man learns boxing

Art - work hard in old age

The eighty-year-old old man has no successor

Shave at the age of eighty-do not accept old age

Eighty An old man carries a burden - he is full of energy but not strong enough

Growing a beard at eighty - an old idea

Childless at eighty - he is lonely in old age

Having a son at eighty years old - generations behind

Dancing at eighty years old - naive old man

Playing with monkeys at eighty years old - old tricks

Eight Learning to play the flute at the age of ten - all old tunes; old tunes

Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for one's life

An actor who plays the role of a child at the age of eighty - rejuvenating himself

Standing at the counter at eighty years old - always good at it

Hitting rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gain outweighs the losses

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers

Eight Immortals gathering - —Shenchao

The Eight Immortals' table is missing a leg - it is not flat

The Eight Immortals' table has lamps on it - it is clearly placed

The Eight Immortals' table - it has edges and corners

Eight Wise Kings Entering the Palace—So Hard to Invite

Bitter Melon in August—My Heart Is Red

Lotus Root in August—Fresh and Tender

< p>Pomegranates in August - head full of ideas

Persimmons in August - redder with age; red with age

Osmanthus blossoms in August - fragrance everywhere< /p>

The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves

It’s still early to eat New Year’s dinner on August 15th

Eat Yuanxiao on August 15th - with everyone Different

Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the time

Mooncakes on August 15th - everyone is happy; everyone loves it; there are ups and downs

The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright

The Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - too late; too late

Watching dragon lanterns on August 15th - More than half a year late

Have a baby on August 15th - just in time

Send mooncakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival

August 10th Five clouds cover the moon - spoil the fun

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - as early as possible (jujubes)

Plant peanuts on August 15th - blind command

A crab with eight legs - domineering

Without a trace of the eight characters - no appearance; far from it; far from it

Sores on the palms - poisonous hands

Putting shoes on with the palm of your hand - it won't work; it won't work

Putting pancakes on the palm of your hand - a skillful hand; a good hand

Peeling the skin of a toad - annoying in life, scary in death< /p>

The temple with the wall removed - panicked

Plantains inserted into the old trees - thick branches and leaves

Panana blossoms - one heart; closely connected

Bird's nest built on banana leaves - good times don't last long

Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that one piece is broken

Pulling weeds to attract snakes - asking for trouble ; Asking for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

Jointing sorghum - each step is getting higher; each step is rising

Pull out the drum - light on both sides

Pull out the alarm clock - specialize in reminding people

Pull out the carrot - there is a hole

Pull out the carrot Plant onions - each one is spicier than the last

A plucked phoenix - not as good as a chicken

A plucked pigeon - can't fly

Pulling out the stopper and refusing to use water - stubbornness

Pulling the seedlings to encourage success - eager for success

Bajiao A donkey chasing a rabbit - unable to catch up; unable to drive it out

Bajiao Immediately on the battlefield - life or death

Ba Zi pulls carrots - pulls them crookedly

Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good

Ba Zi Fighting siege - sitting and shouting; sitting on the ground and shouting

Bazi rushes the horse - out of reach

Bazi comes on stage - the position is unstable

Put snot on his face Wiping - looking for embarrassment

Pouring fertilizer on weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain

Putting your face in your trousers - shameful

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Drive people under the wall - desperate

Treat dolls as monkeys - fool people

Treat monsters as Bodhisattvas - no distinction between good and evil

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Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits

Farewell My Concubine - no choice; no choice

White-necked old bird - speaking is a disaster

< p>White-necked dung beetle - distinctive; different from others

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White cloth goes into the dye vat - it cannot be washed; it cannot be washed clean

White cloth is used to make cotton-padded jackets - it is all rational (li) anyway

Baicai Bangzi - Whether it looks good or not, it doesn’t taste good.

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field—distracted one’s heart

Chinese cabbage stewed with tofu—no one takes advantage of anyone else

Stir-fried scallions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)

The white-bone demon pretends to be a bride - a demon in the demon

The white-bone demon performs somersaults - ghost tricks

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The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face and a ghostly heart

The white-bone spirit speaks human words--confuses the public with evil words

The white-bone spirit delivers food--ambitious; not well-intentioned

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The White-Boned Demon’s Speech - Confuse the Crowd with Evil Words

The White-Bone Demon Meets Sun Wukong - His True Colors Are Revealed

The White Crane Stands Among the Chickens - Stands Out

A white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

Painting with boiled water - light (clear) understatement

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A blind man lights a lantern in vain.

My nephew carries a lantern and shines it on my uncle

Mosquitoes eat fat and oil from their bellies - there is no oil or water0

Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run wild

Crazy girl telling jokes - laughing and joking

Inviting a wolf as a guest - living impatiently

The lame man walks on the blind man - learn from each other's strengths

A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a lustful person

The steering wheel of the car broke - rampage

Ask my sister-in-law to be my companion ——Uneasy and kind-hearted

A poor widow goes to the market - she wants people but no one, wants money but no money

A mouse falls into a vat - fashionable (wet hair)

Han Xiangzi plays the flute - extraordinary

Yellow mud falls into the crotch - it is not a matter (shit) but also a matter (shit)

The yellow dog has a horn on its head - it is a foreign country (Sheep) phase

Weasel looking for food - act according to the opportunity (chicken)

Weasel's butt - nothing good can be farted

Mouse gnaws on leather ball ——Ke (gasp)

The monk’s temple faces the nunnery – everything has to be done

The monk’s wooden fish – he can’t close his mouth from ear to ear

Yazi worships his master - a shameless (teeth) person

Huozi drinks rice soup - shameless (teeth) obscene

Huozi looks in the mirror - makes a fool of himself

Two sisters compete for money - Biff (rich)

The beggar is addicted to cigarettes - hates (smoking)

The beggar performs Yangko - poor and happy

The dumpling skin is too Thin - it is inevitable that the secret will be exposed

Beijing opera steps - rub slowly

A candle that has seen the fire - it will not pull up

Said when it saw a camel Horse swelling - rare but strange

Sores on the spine, plaster on the chest - regardless of future troubles

Selling flutes on the street - self-playing

Adou's empire - A free gift

A Dou-like character - incompetent

A'er plays the sheng - playing the flute indiscriminately

A'er becomes a doctor - no one dares to invite him

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Ah'er is all over the street - being idle

My elder brother is eating noodles - scratching randomly

Grandma has a beard - abnormal

Ah Qing Sister-in-law pours tea - no water leaks; no drop leaks

Be whipped rather than stick - eat the soft rather than the hard

The beaten dog bites the chicken - take it out on others

The beaten turtle - shrinking its neck

The knifed duck - scurrying around

I was slapped to apologize - servile and coquettish

The beaten dog - furious

The beaten duck - running around

The fat pig beaten by the knife - not afraid of boiling water

The beaten dog The ball that was cut by the knife - deflated

The foxtail grass that was hit by the frost - wilted

Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside

A short ladder goes up to a high house - it cannot reach the eaves

A short man wears high heels - his height is limited

A short man fights a wolf - he cannot reach the height just by shouting

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The dwarf flies a kite - getting higher and higher; rising higher and higher

The dwarf farts - being humble

The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice

The dwarf passes River - peace of mind (flooded)

The dwarf watches the play - listens to the sound

The dwarf pulls out the generals from within - makes do with the materials; takes advantage of the shortcomings

The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly (eagerly) Hope)

The dwarf climbs the hill - rises step by step; climbs higher step by step

The dwarf's wife - has low knowledge

The dwarf rides a big horse - is in a dilemma; up and down Difficulty

The dwarf wants to reach the sky - he does not know how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking

The dwarf sits on a high stool - out of reach; cannot reach up and down; embarrassed up and down

Love To be a hero in a lawsuit - poor vindictiveness

The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone beat it

The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - out of reach; to think of good things; to think bad things

Watching people drowning on the shore - not saving them

Searching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort

Buying shoes according to other people's feet - Applying it mechanically

The beggar who pressed the colored balls - he was so happy that he was stupid

Grabbed the medicine according to the prescription - did as he was told

Pecked the rice by pressing the chicken head - wasted effort

Press the cow's head to drink water - it can't be done; there is no way

Press the gourd to raise the ladle - look at one end and lose the other; one rises and the other falls

The top door of the chopping board - the tube should be wide

The rolling pin on the chopping board - a single stick

The meat on the chopping board - let anyone slaughter it; slaughter it as you want

Chopping board The fish on the table - the victim of the knife

Stalking in secret - being sneaky

Fighting in secret - fighting for a while

Threading needles in the dark room - sad

Secretly making the stumbling block - wilt bad

Boiled up the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

Sold ice on the skewer - melted into soup

Put the pancake on the griddle - turn it over

Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it's hard to touch which one

It was erected eight hundred years ago Flagpole - old bachelor

Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on eight-treasure rice - add another flavor

Eight lifetimes Lao Chen Zhang - can't explain

It's awkward to wear seven-inch shoes on eight-inch feet

Eight buckets of small vertical jars - can't hold a stone

Starlings pecked persimmons - picking on the weak ones

Eight old men punched each other - three orders and five Shen (stretch)

Eight dollars of plaster - stained

Eight dollars to buy a bowl of wontons - no noodles

Eight people sitting at a table with crooked necks - no one is looking at anyone else

The format of eight-part essays - the same

< p>Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming steam

Riding a horse in the Bagua array - no way out; hard to find a way out

Level 8 engineering technology - striving for excellence

< p>Eight-level masters learn crafts - grow old and learn until they are old

Star anise falls into a manure pit - the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable; the fragrance and smell are indistinguishable

Eight and a half kilograms The turtle swallowed a large scale weight - the cruel tortoise

The eight and a half kilogram old turtle swallowed a weighing scale - the cruel tortoise

The eight and a half kilogram tortoise won the top prize - rules (turtle Lift) is not small

Eighty people carried the sedan chair - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man got a shaking head - no one wants it; no one can do it

Eighty The old man blows the lamp - out of breath; out of breath

The eighty-year-old man practices the pipa - a cliché (playing)

The eighty-year-old man learns to box - the more he practices, the better he gets Strong

An eighty-year-old old man learns a craft—comes to work hard in old age

An eighty-year-old old man has no family left—no successor

Shaving at the age of eighty— —Refuse to accept old age

The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he has more than enough ambition but not enough energy

Growing a beard at the age of eighty - an old idea

Nothing at the age of eighty Children - lonely in old age

Having a son at eighty - generation after generation

Dancing at eighty - naive old man

Playing with monkeys at eighty ——Old tricks

Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty—all old tunes; old tunes

Learning to beat at the age of eighty—fighting for one’s life

Eight A ten-year-old actor pretends to be a child - rejuvenating himself

Standing at the counter at eighty - an expert Showing magical powers

The gathering of the Eight Immortals - chatting with gods

The Eight Immortals table is missing a leg - it will not sit flat

There are lamps on the table of the Eight Immortals - clearly placed

The table of the Eight Immortals - sharp and angular

The Eight Wise Kings enter the palace - so difficult to invite

Bitter Melon in August ——My heart is red

August’s lotus root—fresh and tender

August’s pomegranate—a head full of ideas

August’s persimmon— —The older you get, the redder you get; the red comes when you are old

The sweet-scented osmanthus blossoms in August - the fragrance is everywhere

The cucumber shed in August - empty shelves

August Eating New Year’s Eve dinner on August 15th—it’s still early

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th—it’s different

Eating rice dumplings on August 15th—it’s not the right time

Mooncakes on August 15th—everyone is happy; everyone loves them; both above and below

Mooncakes on August 15th—the same every year; upright and bright

August Celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival on the 15th day of the lunar month - too late; too late

Watching dragon lanterns on the 15th day of the 8th month - more than half a year late

Having a baby on the 15th day of the 8th month - just in time

Send moon cakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival

Clouds cover the moon on August 15th - a disappointment

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - get it early ( Jujube)

August 15th kind of peanut - blind command

Eight-legged crab - domineering

No trace of the eight characters - no appearance; Far from it; far from it

A sore on the palm - poisonous hand

Putting the palm in a shoe - it won't work; it won't work

Putting pancakes on the palm - Skillful hands; good hands

The toad that peeled off the skin - annoying in life, scary in death

The temple that peeled off the wall - panicked

Bashō Inserted on an old tree - thick branches and large leaves

Banana blossoms - one heart; closely connected

Panana leaves built into bird's nests - good times will not last long

Scare Sores on the eyes - it's so bad

Plucking weeds to attract snakes - asking for trouble; asking for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

The jointed sorghum - getting higher and higher; rising steadily

The jointed sorghum - the light on both sides

The jointed alarm clock - specializing in reminding people

Plucked the radish - the hole is there

Plucked the radish and planted onions - each one is spicier than the last

The plucked phoenix - —Not as good as a chicken

A pigeon that has its feathers plucked—cannot fly

Plucked out the plug and refuses to use water—is stubborn

Plucked its feathers to encourage growth—eager for success

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Bajiao's donkey chases the rabbit - he can't catch up; he can't drive him out

Bajiao is about to go to the battlefield - he will die or not

Bajiao pulls the carrot - crookedly< /p>

Bazi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good

Bazi fights - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts

Bazi rides the horse - out of reach< /p>

Bazi came to power - his position was unstable

Rubbing snot on his face - asking for embarrassment

Pouring fertilizer on the weeds - Lao Er No result; hard work but no result

Hide your face in your trousers - shameful

Drive people under the wall - desperate

Treat them as dolls Monkey trick - fooling people

Treat the monster as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - a hundred hits

Farewell My Concubine ——There is no alternative; there is nothing to be done

The white-necked old bird—opening the mouth is a disaster

The white-necked dung beetle—characteristic; different from the others

White cloth enters the dye vat— —Can’t be washed; can’t be washed well

White cloth made of cotton-padded jacket-it’s all rational (inside) anyway

Baicai Bangzi-it looks good but not delicious; it looks good but it doesn’t taste good

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Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - lost heart

Cooked cabbage with tofu - no one takes credit for it

Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - dear (green) ) plus a kiss (green)

The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride - a demon in the spirit

The white-bone spirit performs somersaults-a ghost trick

The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman-a human face Ghost Heart

The White-bone Demon speaks human language - confuses the public with evil words

The White-bone Demon delivers food - ambitious; has no good intentions

The White-bone Demon speaks - confuses the public with evil words

The White Bone Demon meets Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed

The white crane stands among the chickens - stands out

The white tiger enters the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

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p>Painting with plain water - light (clear) understatement