I need a drama, short play and sitcom performance in the period of Northern Warlords, not too boring, and the time is within 10 minutes. Please help me!

Wang Po, a classic drama of that period, cursed chickens.

Grandma: Old Wang Po, I smiled. Today, my family came to my in-laws' house. I, Wang Guihua, have just been married for three years and have not yet been born. The old woman cursed my life in the fourth year, my daughter in the fifth year and my daughter in the sixth year. My daughter, my old man, likes to sleep late and get up quickly.

Gong: What's the name of this cat?

Grandma: I don't know what to do in the field today.

G: why?

Grandma: Why? I wonder if there are any visitors today.

G: I don't know.

Grandma: I wonder if my in-laws will come today?

Gong: In-laws, which in-laws did you find?

Grandma: Isn't my daughter looking for someone? The young man's mother will come to buy you money today. There is no gas in the house. How to cook without oil?

Gong: Pay for it.

I'll tell you what to buy.

G: What can I buy?

Grandma: Buy onions for thirty cents.

Man: What kind of onions do you buy for thirty cents?

Po three cents salt

Thirty cents salt, what do you call it?

Po three-point ginger

Damn, 30 cents. I'm not going. You can buy it yourself.

Grandma, you are too stubborn. You can buy fifty cents if you don't sell it, and seventy cents if you don't sell it.

Tell me about it.

Grandma bought another 30 cents garlic moss for a bottle of wine, two and a half dollars for oil, two dollars for nothing, three dollars for nothing and four dollars for nothing.

Is public money enough?

Not enough? And half a bag of monosodium glutamate. Bring it to me.

Gong, there is still money. How much is this? I don't eat in the street.

Here is another 50 cents for the meal.

Fifty cents is enough to eat.

Why don't you have enough for five steamed buns?

Can public funds be spent?

Grandma, go quickly (below)

I don't have the money to play mahjong. 10 yuan buys several kinds for fifty cents. Alas, the old lady kept a lot of chickens, so I stole one and sold it in the street when she wasn't looking. There are two old tails on the mahjong table that have been brought into the room. Catch them quickly. Don't scream, don't scream.

Mom, Yu Xia, I'm 53 years old.

Go to my daughter's house.

Four bags of fruit and four bags of sugar.

And forty salted duck eggs.

I don't think I brought too few gifts.

It's not decent to lose a gift.

I want to buy it on the street.

Back pain and leg pain are really difficult.

Hey, it's nice for the old man to hug a chicken. Yes, I will buy a chicken to visit my in-laws. Hey, Brother Chicken, come back.

Who are you calling?

Mom wants you.

What did you call me?

Mom, I asked you whether you bought or sold this chicken.

Bao Gong sells it on the street.

Mom, your chicken has never had a plague.

Sister-in-law has never had plague.

Mom, which eldest sister-in-law has never had plague? Let me ask you a question about chicken.

Rooster, croaking chicken, look, look.

How much is mother?

See your sister-in-law pleasing to the eye, you want a discount, ten yuan a catty, three jins of eight liang, you give forty dollars.

Mom, you call this a discount, 30.

Gongsanshiwu

Mother is thirty-two years old

Thirty-three, you take it

Mom, okay, okay,

Grandma, comrades and villagers, my chicken is missing.

Chicken can't be found anywhere in Wang Po.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Move a stool and sit in front of the door.

Sit down and scold the chicken.

The fisherman stole my chicken.

Plunge headlong into the center of the river

The woodcutter stole my chicken.

Drunk the soul halfway up the mountain

The owner of the oil mill stole my chicken.

The squeezed oil stinks.

The salt buyer stole my chicken.

Salt turns into salt water and mud.

The grocery store stole my chicken.

As bitter as radish and kohlrabi

The shop stole my chicken.

Things are moldy.

The bathhouse stole my chicken.

Nobody takes a bath all year round.

Bricklayers stole my chicken.

There is a ceramic tile knife in the wall.

The carpenter stole my chicken.

Cut an axe at the bottom of the skirting board.

The barber stole my chicken.

Shave off someone's eyebrows and get sued.

Selling tofu and stealing my chicken.

Tofu turned to ashes.

The blind man stole my chicken.

Fall into a cesspit

The deaf stole my chicken.

He still smiles when people scold him.

The mute stole my chicken.

I can't talk. I'm worried sick.

That cripple stole my chicken.

One foot high and one foot low.

The lazarillo DE tormes stole my chicken.

Endless Melaleuca bark

The camel stole my chicken.

The burden of injustice is unbearable.

The child stole my chicken.

Pee in bed.

The student stole my chicken.

Can't read, just fail.

I stole my chicken on a motorcycle.

Destroyed the engine halfway

Blow the trumpet and steal my chicken.

The comedian stole my chicken.

Drink cold water and lose your voice.

No singing is allowed at the scene.

The pianist stole my chicken.

If I can't play, I'm worried to death

The drummer stole my chicken.

Drums and gongs don't hit your fingers.

The blacksmith stole my chicken.

Mars jumped into the crotch.

That young man stole my chicken.

I'll never get a good wife.

That big girl stole my chicken.

Tell her that her husband's family is going to Shanxi.

Do you know your mother and sister-in-law in private?

Grandma asked who? Huh? Oh? Oh, my God.

Mom is crazy.

Grandma, how did you catch my chicken?

Mom, what's your chicken?

grandmother

Mom and sister-in-law, I bought a walking chicken for 33 yuan.

I see, I see.

Mom, what is the mark of your chicken?

Listen up, old woman and sister-in-law

My chicken is full of flowers and my stomach is white.

A red thread is tied to his left foot.

A thin wire was wound around his right leg.

Look carefully to see if there is any

No, I'll pour you a chicken

Mother: Yes, exactly. I can't pay you anyway.

Grandma, you said you paid for it, I said you stole it.

Mom, you old woman, who stole your chicken?

Mom, mom

Mom, it's in-laws. You said I stole your chicken. Can I not be angry? I wonder if it's you. I'm sorry, this thing.

Grandma, what else did you bring?

Mom, I didn't bring much. Sorry, so I bought a chicken on the way.

Grandma, I didn't know it was you.

Stop it, woman, and go home.

Walking around is so embarrassing.

Woman, I'll make tea.

Mom, I'll help my daughter cook.

I went home. Why did the chicken I just sold come to my house? Oh, I remember, a dog can remember a thousand cats, and a chicken can remember two and a half miles. Probably when I sold it to my old sister-in-law, she hugged me. Well, when the rope was untied, she flew away and ran home again.

Don't you know, my chicken was stolen.

What are you talking about? The chicken is not here?

The woman stole the chicken and sold it to her in-laws.

Gong, what a coincidence.

Grandma, I get angry when I think about it. Please, I lost my voice just now. You kept scolding me and helping me out.

Forget it, now talk about civilization,

Grandma, you can't eat without scolding.

Gong Hao, let me help you scold. How to scold?

The old lady scolded like this

My old mother stole my chicken.

The chicken bone got stuck in the throat.

I can't spit it out.

Strangle you alive

My parents stole my chicken.

The chicken bone got stuck in the throat.

I can't spit it out.

Strangle you alive

Grandma stole my chicken.

Eat cigarettes and burn beards.

That old man stole my chicken.

Eat cigarettes and burn beards.

Gonglaotou

Scold me.

That old man stole my chicken.

Eat cigarettes and burn beards.

Speak up, woman. Let go of your voice.

That old man stole my chicken.

Eat cigarettes and burn beards.

Grandma ate my chicken while playing mahjong.

Lose him more than a hundred times a day.

Gong played mahjong and stole my chicken.

Lose him more than a hundred times a day.

East wind, west wind and south wind

Hong Zhong Facai Guabaipi

East wind, west wind and south wind

Hong Zhong Facai Guabaipi

When the old woman scolded me like this, I went to the vegetable field to get vegetables.

Mom's Mom

The situation is not good, so I quickly hid.

Mom, chicken thief, mom, mom, come on.

What happened to grandma? What's the matter?

Mother stole chickens,

Women steal chickens?

Mom came to your house again.

The woman picked up a stick (hit)

Hey, hey, hey, it's me. It's me.