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What did we experience when we married Zhu Bajie and fell in love with the Monkey King?
A few years ago, there was a topic circulating on the Internet. If one of the four disciples of Journey to the West chose to get married, who would you choose? I give the answer in one second, of course, the Monkey King! And everyone will choose the Monkey King!
But in the end, Pig Bajie won the highest vote.
Come to think of it, Zhu Bajie, as the closest person to the secular world among the four disciples of Journey to the West, is the closest to the world of mortals. It is because he is the closest person in the world that we can understand why we cry. What are you laughing at? Why greed? Why complain?
Pig Bajie is affectionate, optimistic and sociable, and has three fields in Gaolaozhuang. Although he is also somewhat obscene; But this is human nature, not only men are lascivious, but also women are lascivious. Although he is greedy; But don't you see that so many videos about food on the Internet are healing us? Pig Bajie knows more about life than the other three, so he may be more likely to be a good husband. As for ugliness, you won't have this concern if you look at Tian Peng Yuan Shuai played by Hao in Wukong's story. Of course, many women don't mind. Looks are just appearances and appearances.
I like that you are bohemian and love freedom.
Several years have passed, and my answer has not changed. I choose the Monkey King! That is a person who dares to challenge the rules and create surprises (and sometimes surprises). Life can't be without fun.
Until the release of "The Story of Wukong", as a movie worth looking forward to in the summer domestic film protection month, I also learned about it in advance. The film is adapted from an online novel of the same name? It was once regarded as a holy book.
I haven't read the original, only the preface to The Story of Wukong written by the author today:
The year I wrote the story of Wukong was the Spring Festival in 2000. CCTV began to broadcast a new version of The Journey to the West. I was looking forward to it, but I was disappointed at first sight, because the old version of Journey to the West can still impress me. ...
..... Some people say that Wukong's story subverts the Journey to the West, but I don't think it's subversive at all. I think what I wrote is the most authentic journey to the west. Journey to the West is a very tragic story, a story about a group of people looking for their lost ideals on the road, rather than the mediocre story of playing monsters and telling jokes in some of our changed works.
That's it. I can't stand traveling to the west. All I can do is hit the monster, hit the monster and hit your sister. The theme of Westward Journey is not to fight monsters at all. There are only two kinds of monsters: one is the brother who fights with the Monkey King, like Niu Wangmo. The Monkey King had to kill all his sworn brothers who fought alongside him in those years before he could become a Buddha. I think this is the greatest tragedy; The other is arranged by the gods, either this mount or that pet. This is disgusting. I want to arrange for eighty-one to kill you while sending people to the West. So the whole westward journey is a tragedy and a conspiracy. No matter what you do, you will die. You don't obey god, don't go west, and kill you; You went west, and all the 81 difficulties were arranged by God, but you were still killed. In the end, I went to the Western Heaven, and you thought it was successful. In the end, I taught you a lesson. It was still fake ... because there was nothing. Where is the dust? We say other people's answers are not your trouble. If someone wants to instill answers in you, it is not to make you smart, but more likely to make you stupid.
The last four people became Buddhas. What happened after they became buddhas? No, it's nothing. The four people who lived once had flesh and blood, feelings and dreams. Once they became Buddhas, they completely disappeared from this world. What is Buddha? Buddha is nothing, nothing, nothing, no feelings, no desires, no thoughts. When you give up these things, you die directly. So to become a Buddha means to die, and the western world also dies. Westward Journey is an elaborate suicide murder.
..... Finally, you can say that I have been to this world, loved and beaten, and have no regrets.
This passage is part of the preface, which is quite burning, like Wukong. We can feel that this is the understanding of Journey to the West today, and it may also be the embodiment of some of his moods at that time.
There are many women in the Monkey King who will fall in love according to one's standards. He is witty, bold, fearless and invincible. He often radiates heroic light.
In life, we can't find an absolute the Monkey King or Pig Bajie, and maybe it will eventually become two words: loved!
Will people change after all?
As the protagonist, the Monkey King has been put on the big screen more and more in recent years, including The Story of Wukong, The Return of the Great Sage, The Demon of Journey to the West, A Chinese Odyssey 3 and so on. The reaction of the market comes from the judgment of people's yearning. From choosing a pig as a husband to the Monkey King who advocates the pursuit of individual liberation, people around us seem to have changed a little-appreciating, daring to break through and dare to subvert, which makes us burn high.
Watching the movie The Story of Wukong is also very popular. I watched the premiere at midnight. I thought there would not be many people choosing small movies, but I was wrong. There are many people waiting in the hall, and they should all be student parties. When the film starts to be with them, there will be a sense of restlessness before the school summer camp leaves.
The film itself is quite popular, especially the red artistic font at the end of the film appears on the screen:
"I want this day, I can no longer be blindfolded.
If you want this land, you can't bury my heart any more.
I hope all creatures know what I mean,
Want to make the Buddha disappear! "
I want to say that it is similar to the black and white opening effect before the opening of each episode of the animated film "Silver Soul".
As for the plot, it is more general.
I repeat, I haven't read the original novel, so there will be no strict requirements for the original powder. Because I am very interested in the original idea, I think it should be good. Unfortunately, there are too many emotional clues for the characters in the story, and there is no reason to love and hate each other.
There is a passage in the movie in which Wukong and Yang Jian express their opinions on catching the demon cloud.
Wukong said, "Let's lure the demon cloud and kill it."
Yang Jian said, "Let's bring the demon cloud here and surround it."
What is the difference? Emperor Wen of Sui said: "The difference is that I have a strategy."
So, the Monkey King arranged to make a crossbow as big as possible, and Yang Jian asked for more light crossbows.
I am looking forward to the next story. As a representative who dares to break through and has a romantic and violent tendency, Wukong is often too reckless, or the screenwriter wants to contrast with Wukong through Yang Jian's organized, regular but occasionally step-by-step personality, so that the audience can find the difference. However, I really thought too much, and finally I didn't. The luggage was shaken off and put away in a hurry.
At first, the punchline was not as funny as Yang Di's face.
Even stole the dialogue that Nie Xiaojian said to Xiaobai in "Good Cunning": "Be good, call your master!"
Because I have a little lost experience in film and television shooting, I can imagine that it is really difficult to adapt the original work, whether it is filming a movie or a TV series, it is really not simple. This is a very tiring job both physically and mentally. It's really hard, it's not easy. But the audience must feel obligated to pay for it. Then we should work harder and be more sincere together!
But really, Shawn Yue's Yang Jian is still very handsome, and Ou Ou is also very handsome as a canopy marshal. Sure enough, I still love skin!
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