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August, Chang 'an, July, solved.

Twenty-nine can't beat you.

Raina Lee let go of her hand at the door of the dormitory building. The back of Chen Jianxia's hand was slightly wet by his warm sweat, and it was particularly cold when the cold wind blew.

"Then I will go back." I saw Xia staring down at her toes, unconsciously drawing one after another on the soft new snow.

"Let's go, oh, by the way, you can listen to these, and always listen to that one. I'll collect it at home and give you all the good ones tomorrow. "

Tomorrow, McDonald's. Chen Xia Ming understood this heavy meaning and nodded heavily.

"Why?" Xia shook the CD in his hand. Why so gentle?

Raina Lee blinked in confusion: "Why? Not just because you can't afford it yourself? "

Do you have a brain? Chen Jianxia suddenly wanted to hit the dog in the face with a rice pocket.

Just as she was about to push open the heavy iron gate, suddenly a word came from behind her: "It doesn't matter."

"What doesn't matter?"

Raina Lee's whole face was wrapped in white breath: "It doesn't matter if the noise at home is ugly, after all ..."

After all, they love you, right? This is a panacea.

Chen Jianxia smiled helplessly and gratefully at Raina Lee under the steps.

Raina Lee shouted: "After all, they are them, you are you, and you didn't beg to be born. There is no need for the family to lose face together. "

..... Sure enough, dogs can't spit ivory.

Chen Jianxia instinctively wants to protect his family.

It is strange that humans come to the provincial capital to escape. Why does she feel offended when people say that? Thought of here, see Chen Xia leng for a while.

"Will you talk well?"

"You don't have to understand what I mean, not to say that you won't be filial to them. You are yourself, you don't have to be embarrassed for others, even your parents. "

"Then how did you grow up like this, and your six parents won't admit it?"

"Why don't I admit it?" Raina Lee doesn't like it. "I'm just different from you laity."

"What do you think ... what do you think is the difference between me and them? What am I like? "

Why are people always so keen to confirm their position in each other's hearts when there is love in their hearts? How do you define me, how do you evaluate me, how do you treat me ... For example, after living for many years, my five senses are suddenly erased and brushes are stuffed into each other. Please repaint your favorite face for me.

"How are you?"

Chen Jianxia looked at Raina Lee nervously.

He rubbed his hands, thought for a moment, and then suddenly laughed.

"I don't know." He shook his head.

Chen Jianxia can't help but be disappointed.

"I think," Raina Lee added, "I don't think you are really you now. As for what it looks like, I don't know. But I think it is quite good now. "

"Really?"

"It's really good. Go! "

She watched him cross the intersection and run to a taxi.

Chen Jianxia curled up when he fell asleep. His left hand pressed tightly against his chest and was surrounded by his whole body, but it didn't seem as warm as his palm.

In fact, when standing at the gate, she wanted to kiss him.

When he said, it's all right now-she suddenly wanted to rush down the steps, hug him and ask, what about this?

Chen Jianxia fantasized about his first kiss many times. The object used to be many male stars, and was once a high physical education student in the class next door to junior high school. These are the black boxes in Chen Jianxia's heart. Some fantasy objects refused to face themselves for a while and felt extremely humiliated.

Those guys who started secretly holding hands in the senior grade of elementary school must think that nerds like Chen Jianxia don't know what love is.

I don't know. There are many butterflies in her chest, but they can't see them.

A discerning eye knows the pearl, choose the right person, cherish it and grow old together.

Is Raina Lee such a person? Definitely not. She needs to find a good student anyway.

Chen Jianxia was instantly shocked by his snobbery. Think about it, it's childish and ridiculous.

Never tell anyone.

She hid under the covers, thinking, giggling for a while and feeling sad for a while. Suddenly, she felt that it was good to go on like this, and then she was worried about bumping into the wrong person next time. ...

Chen Jianxia suddenly turned out of bed and stood barefoot on the ground. The room with the lights off is not dark. It's always brighter on snowy nights. Street lamps are reflected on the window lattice, and the window grilles are colorful.

She closed her eyes, stood on tiptoe and kissed the air gently.

They later studied together at McDonald's every day after school. To be exact, only Chen Jianxia taught herself and occasionally helped Raina Lee with two papers that had to be handed in. After McDonald's meets Dan again, the location is transferred to Pizza Hut, which is a little more expensive than McDonald's, and it is a high-backed sofa seat, so the chances of meeting classmates are relatively small, which is conducive to evasion.

But no one mentioned the hand-holding that day. No one has ever asked what this avoidance is afraid of. No one took the initiative to explore whether the Qing people were self-conscious or had ghosts in their hearts.

Raina Lee stopped playing tricks on Chen Jianxia. When he meets him at school, he will cooperate with Chen Jianxia and pretend not to know him. However, after each meeting, Chen Jianxia turned his back and left, and his mouth always rose uncontrollably.

With secrets, people will have a great sense of superiority.

Of course, when I passed by the door of Class Two, I bumped into a group of junior high school students, such as He Ling, laughing and slapping. She was also calm and steady.

It is strange that the distance between people is getting closer and closer, but the boundaries are getting clearer and clearer. The flat-headed people rushed into other people's hearts with enthusiasm, and they always got hurt by the power grid once before they knew where they needed to go around.

Chen Jianxia heard several boys chatting loudly behind him, and they also went to the bathroom.

"Finally put it down?"

"Let go of what?" This is Raina Lee's impatient voice.

"What are you packing? Didn't you walk around when you used to watch Ling Xiangxi? "

"If you don't walk around? You are not on good terms. Who doesn't know you? She and Jiangchuan grew up wearing a pair of pants. "

"I can't stand it, it's still so sour. I think you are normal, I think you are very good. "

"Get out of here! ..... Hey, how's Ling Xiangqian recently? Why do you look listless? "

Chen Jianxia took a few quick steps, turned into the ladies' room, and couldn't hear clearly anymore.

Studying with Raina Lee didn't disturb Chen Jianxia's footsteps, and she was never distracted by fawn bumping or chatting, but her efficiency was extremely high.

"Sometimes it's nice to see you do this. You can work out the results line by line, and there are a pair of answers. Hey, ok! Quite a sense of accomplishment. "

"Envy?"

"Not envious." Raina Lee yawned and went on reading.

Raina Lee is really hard to understand. He should take a book, Wake Up the World, and read it with relish-he gave Dai Xiao a mushroom last month.

"Do you understand?"

"Look at the white, have to dig its meaning word for word? How boring. "

See summer want to turned supercilious look, Raina Lee also don't lift, accurately screwed up a packet of unopened ketchup on her forehead.

"I'm not the only good student you know," Chen Jianxia muttered. "What is there to envy?"

"They are not as serious as you. When they did the problem, their eyes lit up and they wrote hard, and the lead broke and splashed on my face. "

I feel a little uncomfortable when I see summer. What do you mean, I'm the only one who gets good grades and seriously calls me stupid?

"Yes, I'm not as smart as Ling Xiangxi."

Raina Lee's eyes slowly shifted from classical Chinese to Chen Jianxia, wondering, "What does this have to do with her?"

Chen Jianxia didn't answer, bit his lip to calculate the formula of gravity, and broke the automatic lead again.

"Look, look, it splashed on my face again!" Raina Lee was about to say something when he was interrupted by a male voice.

"Chen Jianxia?"

"Wang Nanxun?" See Xia Xiang looked up in surprise. "Are you coming to dinner?"

Wang Nanyu was a little embarrassed: "I invited my supervisor to dinner. I sent him away as soon as I finished eating. Suddenly I found that I had left my gloves here. I saw you as soon as I came in. "

"How's work? Last time we agreed to come out for dinner, we had a monthly exam again ... "

Raina Lee looked at Chen Jianxia in disbelief and left their table with a smile. The boy who came out of nowhere went to the sofa seat next to him and sat down.

Wang Nanyu happily talked about his passing the probation period.

"In fact, it is not a serious job, but our travel agency is not the kind of deceptive company, and its management is quite formal. Although the manager is my cousin, I still feel that I should pass the probation period myself, and I can't break the rules because I am a relative. "

"Yes, you can do it."

Chen Jianxia smiled so brilliantly and Wang Nanyu was so enthusiastic that he was a little flattered-did he do anything particularly remarkable?

"I run this line is a ski resort, by the way, do you want to go? If you are not busy studying next weekend, come and play. I will tell my uncle that it doesn't matter to add a classmate to the group, and it doesn't cost money! "

"Does it cost money to add two?" Raina Lee cut in.

Chen Jianxia's expression froze. Raina Lee appeared at the table and smiled at Wang Nanyu: "Hello, I am Chen Jianxia's ... classmate."

What does that long pause mean?

Wang smiled a friendly smile and was about to speak. At this time, he has sat back in his sofa seat, which makes Wang very embarrassed.

Chen Jianxia understood Raina Lee's meaning. Wang Nanyu took her away when she entered the door. She didn't see Raina Lee sitting opposite. He's taking revenge. If someone ignores him once, he ignores him once.

Chen Jianxia rolled his eyes and was unfortunately seen by Wang Nanyu: "You have become lively."

"Is there?"

"Yes, you can't take the initiative to call me before and tell me to keep in touch. We didn't say anything in class before, and everyone secretly said that you were arrogant. I was quite surprised. "

"I just don't like talking, but I know all the gossip you say," Xiao Xia said. "I overheard it. I know that Jerry Lee and Rao Xiaoting broke up again before graduation. "

"They have made up now," said Wang Nanyu, who was also excited about the gossip. "You know, Jerry Lee and I are good friends. He told me that he would do business with Rao Xiaoting and go to Guangzhou to purchase goods and then sell them back. There are not many places in our county that seriously buy clothes. I think they can do it. "

For the first time, Chen Jianxia got to know this group of strangers who have been sitting in the same classroom with her for three years. Some people are soldiers, some people go to the railway station to carry big bags, and some people take over the factory at home. The whole family is very rich, but they live directly in the shoe factory upstairs and sleep directly on the sofa with springs sticking out. ...

She didn't know whether she listened with relish because she was really shocked by the subway life or because she retaliated against Raina Lee's happiness.

Chen Jianxia and Wang Nanyu talked very well, and they had a feeling of self-washing. No one should think that she is lonely and pitiful. She also has classmates and friends, a circle of chatting friends and full understanding. Just because they are not in Zhenhua, they can't gather in the corridor to block the passage and perform friendship in public. Long live.

You're not my only friend. Chen Jianxia was indignant.

On second thought, I feel sorry for Raina Lee.

A fool can see that she hung him on purpose. She was really angry, but the reason really didn't hold water. He is innocent. He could have picked up his bag and left, but he didn't.

Raina Lee sat there flipping through Wake Up the World and turned it upside down, knowing at a glance that it was all an act.

But he still didn't leave.

He didn't leave. Why should she?

"... then the tourist was still hanging from the tree, and all six rescuers ..."

"Wang Nanxun!"

"Ah?"

Xia blushed: "weekend … weekend, I want to go skiing. I … I'll give you money. Can I bring one more person?"

Wang grinned, but her eyes were a little lonely.

"Of course, no problem," he glanced at Raina Lee, who was separated by a wide aisle. "My uncle and I have a chance to call you. Well, this is the time. I have to go first. I live at my uncle's house. It is not good to go back too late. You also go back to school early. "

Chen Jianxia watched him leave in a hurry, but somehow he felt a little guilty.

"Say, what's bothering you? Do you really think the whole world is robbing you? "

Raina Lee aside coldly sarcastically.

"Why are you doing this?" See more Chen Xia heart fire, "every word when you laugh at me is so poisonous, I doubt you can read minds. You are so good at judging people, can't you see why I'm unhappy? You have so many friends, so many junior high school classmates, and there are smart girls among them, who care about the current situation and have no difficulty in learning. Why do you spend every day in the restaurant with me? I'm not without friends, and you don't have to be so arrogant. I really can't tell who is lonely and pitiful and who needs others to accompany me! "

Raina Lee's book fell on the table. He stared at Chen Jianxia with his mouth half open in shock, and his expression quickly changed from contempt just now to confusion as always.

"Good eloquence ... why didn't I find it before?" He praised her and clapped his hands.

Punch on cotton. Chen Jianxia has a headache with anger. He strode back to his seat and began to collect things crazily, but he was forced by Raina Lee.

"Don't go, I heard you," Raina Lee suddenly laughed. "Shall we go skiing this weekend?"

The topic turned too fast, and Chen Jianxia froze.

Raina Lee is shameless: "I overheard it."

"Your family is so rich, why bother to take a free tour ..." Chen Jianxia's machine gun-like speed gradually slowed down and looked up at him.

"Go with you!"

Raina Lee a face of please, hey hey quick, just drooling shook his tail.

A thousand words are stuck in my chest. Chen Jianxia felt dizzy.

How can liking a person be such a mood? One second you tried to tear him up, and the next you were squatting on the ground crying and picking it up, not knowing how to put it together.

"If you succeed, Wang Nanyu will tell me."

"No, we'll go by ourselves!"

"Who told you it was us? Wait for my news, and let's talk about it when the itinerary is confirmed. You haven't studied hard recently. It's almost the end of the term. I have to concentrate. "

"There is still a period of time before the end of the semester. What about you? "

"Not a good student you know. I'm different. If I am stupid, I have to concentrate. "

Chen Jianxia said, pushed open the iron gate and left angrily. Behind him came an angry word: "endless, Chen Jianxia, why are you so competitive!"

She paused, without looking back or refuting.

Such as hiding in the dormitory hall, she secretly turned to look, Raina Lee still standing under the street lamp staring at the door.

See summer want to resist the impulse to run back, abruptly advised himself to go.

Even if you have a small temper, it's not all a small temper. She doesn't want to be a class capital for no reason, and become the second best in his life after Ling Xiangqian.

It is she who thinks that "it is good to go on like this"; She doesn't want to be the second best person. After Chen Jianxia's self-reflection, he even felt a little sorry for Raina Lee-he can't be blamed, and knowledgeable people can't understand women.

When she changed her pajamas and lay in bed staring at the ceiling, a word lingered in her mind.

That night, Raina Lee said, Chen Jianxia, I don't think you are the real you now.

Today, Raina Lee said, Chen Jianxia, you are too competitive.

How can she be competitive? She knows how much she weighs, and how to compare with LingXiangQian. She was targeted by Yu Sisi and Li Zhenping, so she quickly wrote a small note to make peace. When she gets the report card, she hopes that the classmate at the same table is a little taller than herself. How can she be a competitive person? How could she do this?

His left hand pressed against his chest, and his heart rose and fell stubbornly under his hand.

Chen Jianxia suddenly felt strange.

At noon the next day, she received a phone call from her father, saying that she would come to the provincial capital on business at the weekend to participate in cadre training.

Weekend. Wang Nanyu sent her a text message early in the morning saying that her uncle agreed to let him entertain two classmates, and she could choose on Saturday and Sunday.

"Little xia, the schedule is quite tight. I can only have dinner with you after the meeting on Friday. On Saturday, we will go to the holiday villa to accompany the leaders, so we will not stay in the provincial capital. "

Xia Song breathed a sigh of relief.

"That line, I'll come to you after school on Monday! Are you staying at the Railway Bureau Hotel? Right next to our school! I know a delicious restaurant. I haven't been there. Let's go there, it's my treat! "

"Silly girl," Dad smiled over there. Somehow, Chen Jianxia felt that his father seemed very happy and relaxed, which was very different from his state at home. He was kind to her, too. "Well, you ask me, and I'll pay the bill, okay?"

After hanging up the phone, I walked into the boiling water room with a glass of water. Seeing her holding a mobile phone, she smiled slightly, which was meaningful.

"No," Chen Jianxia shook his head.

"Oh." I didn't ask much, but I was a little disappointed, but I made Xia laugh-I never asked much, but he always gave just the right care and indifference.

I wish I were such a person.

It was getting closer and closer to Friday, and no one bowed their heads first. Chen Jianxia didn't reply to the exact date of Wang Nanyu, but he didn't refuse him either.

On Friday, the leaders of the Education Bureau came to inspect, and the school cancelled the last self-study class. Chen Jianxia ran back to the dormitory, put down her schoolbag, walked to the lobby of the railway bureau hotel, and called her father when she arrived.

The bell rang in the hall. When Xia Xunsheng turned around, he saw his father and an aunt standing behind the glass door at the corner. My aunt's hand is helping her father to straighten his collar.

"Little summer, you're here?" Dad took a step back from menstruation and looked around the hall.

Chen Jianxia instinctively quickly retreated behind the curtains of French windows.

"Not yet," she said. "It will arrive soon!"