I wrote a joke.

An ant and a white rabbit were walking in the forest when they suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?

The ant whispered to it:

Shh ... don't make a sound, and watch me trip it to death. ! ! !

(2) A patient who had an operation for the first time anxiously said to the doctor, "I'm scared. This is my first operation. " The doctor said I was more afraid: "This is my first operation, too."

(3) Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, A Shuang's family cried painfully: A Shuang ... A Shuang ... A Shuang.

A passerby passed by here, and the passerby was puzzled: everyone is dead. What are you happy about?

Hearing this question, A Shuang's family felt even worse when they lost their voices: Shuang, ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool ... cool.

Xiao Ming saw a lump of poop on the ground and went up to smell it.

Put a little in your hand and taste it in your mouth. It seems to be poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."

5] The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After the doctor diagnosed, he said: In order to prevent the spread of virus liquid, it must be amputated!

The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs!

The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

[6] Motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons behind them to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing. ....

Once a college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me!

The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

⑻ A woman took the train, her period came, and there was no place to return the sanitary napkins ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! Just hit a farmer's face, and the farmer touched his face and said after reading it. .

I use a fork. .. the train is fast. If I get another piece of paper, I'll be covered in blood! ! ! !

Hua Mulan joined the army. . . One day during the war, my period came, and I was about to change sanitary napkins when suddenly a shell came. She passed out. . . .

When she woke up, she was already on the operating table. . . . The doctor said. Are you okay? ! ! ! "Mulan said," what's the matter? I'm fine. ".。 . .

"It's nothing. . Is it okay if the penis is blown away? ! ! "

The doctor said, "But it's all right now!" Mulan said, "What's the matter?" . . "Let me sew it on for you! ! ~ "said the doctor.

⑽ A monk said to a patroness, "patron saint, you have a bad omen (bra)."

The patroness was anxious: "Master, how can I get rid of the ominous sign (bra)?"

The monk said: "Even if you take off the ominous sign (bra), you can't escape the two big waves of the human body."

(! ! A five-year-old child went to a five-star hotel.

His manager said, "find me a young lady."

The manager said, "We are a five-star hotel with no ladies."

So the child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Is there a lady?"

The manager said, "Yes."

The child said, "I want to be sick."

The manager said, "Our five-star is not sick."

The child threw out 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick one."

The manager said, "Some of them are sick."

The child asked the manager, "I slept with a sick lady." Am I sick, too? "

The manager is afraid to speak.

The child threw out 5000 and said, "am I sick, too?"

The manager said, "that didn't run." I definitely did it. "

The child said, "Then I did it with our nanny. Is our nanny also sick? "

The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. "

The child said, "Then our nanny had sex with my father. Is my father sick too? "

The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. "

The child said, "Then my father and mother did it, so is my mother sick?"

The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. "

The child said, "Then my mother fucked our driver. Is the driver sick? "

The manager said, "It didn't run. I definitely did it. "

The child thought about it, patted the table and said, "Hum! Smelly driver, I told you to crush my little frog.