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Funny sentences in traffic jams

1, you can see the scenery every day on the road of traffic jam, and the sports cars are waiting in line for you to choose!

2, another landscape of traffic jams, couples have nothing urgent anyway, so use this time to talk about love with the environment.

3, traffic jams are busy, traffic jams are panic, traffic jams are idle, traffic jams are fun, and traffic jams are healthier.

4, driving away, blocking the dog at high speed, the weather is cold, and the road is cold. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

Sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road.

6. When I go home for the New Year, the biggest change I feel is that there are more and more cars. There is a traffic jam in the small market in our village, so it is better to use lambs.

7. The Shenzhen-Shantou Expressway is seriously congested, and the owner gets off to play tennis!

The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

9. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

10, wait for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.

1 1. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

12, the Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is difficult to be exploded.

13, life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

14, I practiced a realm: traffic jam, not in the mood for traffic jam!

15, I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in traffic jam after waking up.