Some funny words

1. I have been your friend for so long, and you have always cared about me.

But I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you...

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So...I will be a cow or a horse in my next life...I will definitely pull grass for you to eat...

2.

It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine!

It’s okay! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine! fine!

I told you it was fine and you still pressed your butt!

3.

I miss you very much, but I’m too embarrassed to call you.

I’m afraid you’re busy, I’m afraid you’ll ignore me, I’m afraid you’ll think I’m harassing you,

I really want to contact you, but...

The phone bill is really expensive, please call me!

4．

If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you.

If you were a satellite, I would wait for you.

If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. ,

What a pity...you are an orangutan~I can only see you in the zoo!! Alas...what a pity!!

5.

I am so confused now..I don’t know what I am thinking..

My mind is almost bored to death..I really don’t know what to do?..

Can you tell me.... I really don’t know whether to eat Da Gan Noodles or Ah Q Bucket Noodles!

6.

Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated.

You gave me a hand when I needed help the most. No words can express my gratitude enough.

I just want to tell you:

"No good thing has happened since I met you! You are so bad!"

7.

I'm sorry~~I sent you a text message so late~~

If I disturb you~~I want to say something to you~~

You deserve it~~Who told you to go to bed earlier than me~~~Haha!!

8.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat

Falling in love with you is my happy choice

Having you is my most precious wealth

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Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation

The person I will love forever is you

Unfortunately, I passed the message to the wrong person

10．

Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in past and present lives.

Perhaps all this is destined by God, pulling us both secretly.

Now, I really want to say...

I was created in my previous life. What a sin!

11.

Starting tomorrow, the city government has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!

Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you, remember!

No thanks!

12．

God saw you were thirsty, and created water;

God saw you were hungry, and created rice;

God saw you had no lovely friends, and created He killed me;

However, he also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and he also created you.

13.

If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you.

I have no regrets and will remain loyal until death!

But the government doesn’t regulate it... Then forget it!

14．

Missing you is a happy thing!

Seeing you is a happy thing!

Loving you is what I will always do!

Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing!

But to lie to you, it just happened! Ha ha!

15.

The phone rings once, which means I am thinking of you!

Twice, it means I like you!

Three times, it means I love you!

When the seventh tone rings...

Damn it, I really have something to talk to you about, why don’t you answer the phone quickly!

16.

According to statistics, more than 99.9% of pig-headed people use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages!

Hey, there’s no need to change hands, it’s too late. Pig head! Hahaha

17.

I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind;

I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea;

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I wrote your name in every corner...

**, I was arrested by the police!

18.

If being good-looking is a mistake...I have made a big mistake

If being cute is a sin...I have committed a heinous crime

Being a human being It’s so difficult!… You’ll be fine~ You’re right and you’re not guilty… I really envy you

19.

When the white clouds drift by, that is the sign that I miss you;

When the sun shines, that is the feeling that I miss you;

When the rain falls, That's the evidence that I miss you;

When there's thunder and lightning, that's when I pray to the sky that you'll be hit... Ha--ha--

20.

If burning incense for one year can meet you,

burning incense for three years can get to know you,

burning incense for ten years can meet you. You cherish each other,

For my happiness in the next life, I am willing to...convert to Christianity