Happy and funny jokes

When you are free at ordinary times, you can read more funny jokes that make people happy, kill time and enjoy your body and mind. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

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1. Sister Lin didn't die of illness, but actually fell from the sky and died.

2. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, just playing with me.

Life is her life, and death is her mascot.

I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

5. It may not be stupid, wisdom or even tolerance for the blind to light a lamp. ...

6. No one has died since ancient times.

7. Humble is also an art, let's do this art well together!

I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

9. The tragedy of life lies in working hard all night and dreaming a beautiful dream. When I woke up the next morning, I had no idea!

10. mess with me again and I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma meteor fist.

1 1. The mountain is not high, and there are trees to be spiritual; Handsome and rich when people are not around.

12. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

13. Confucius said that a threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

14. The old lady once turned to smile and fascinated the teacher.

15. It is wrong to have a girl who does not bubble; If you meet a girl, you will have sex for heaven.

16. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

17. You are really a beauty. In other words, you are only beautiful in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

18. Romance without money. I can hold your hand and walk on the beach covered with white sand.

19. If I had known that I would look back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in this life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

20. Hard life needs no explanation.

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1. God, my clothes have lost weight again!

2. Youth is like toilet paper. It's not enough to watch a lot.

3. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long pants man.

When I didn't go to college, I was wondering why so many people went to college and even committed suicide. I wonder why so many people are still alive after going to college!

I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dares to touch me with soy sauce, X his ancestors! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. I've shot tigers in the mountains and practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple. I'm a white tiger with a dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. I often treat Clinton as 250 and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger!

6. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend about me!

7. About thongs: I used to take off * * * to see * * *; Now unplug * * * and see * * * ...

8. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out!

9. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but there is no way out.

10. Huns are down and out. Hit the corner and lie on the ground and count the stars!

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for many years!

12. The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved!

13. It's a plug stuffed into someone's hole. It's a socket inserted in someone's hole!

14. Go through the ladies' room three times and don't go in!

15. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.

16. "What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot. He is still in the mood to whistle when he is red! "

17. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

18. No man or woman is worth your tears, and who is, won't make you cry!

19. A person can climb trees by relying on sows.

20. When the university came down from me in pants, it said: You can go, but you must stay young. Now it dawns on you that I didn't go to college, but the university fucked me!

Careful selection

1. Someone challenged me and said, Bring it on. I didn't answer, I just washed away and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

The so-called growth means that you know what it is, and the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say that you don't know after you know it.

3. Work should be "promoted by food" instead of "waiting for food" in order to pass.

You know, wise men and aestheticians are behind people, and treacherous people are behind people.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.

6. Stop pretending to be a ghost. Don't play games. Don't pretend to be innocent.

7. Don't spill all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it to flush the toilet.

8. You can't afford to hurt my arrogant little heart.

9. There are different behaviors in society. But I'm not your type.

10. Don't be infatuated with your brother and sister-in-law.

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