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65438, 871October 8 at 2: 30 in the afternoon, which expert helped with the calculation?
Lunar date of birth:1August, 987 16.
Solar terms of this month: cold dew: 09,04:12
China gas: first frost: 07:0 1 on 24th.
Ten gods: official seal and sun injury
Dried jujube: butyl is more expensive.
Year: sky: noon.
Life at a certain time of year, month and day:
Ding Maonian: Ding Huomao wood, born as a rabbit, full moon flower. Ding is a lamp, hair is four yin, and hair is gentle. When heaven and earth open a furnace, everything begins to grow. So it is called furnace smoke. It likes the land and autumn and winter, and it has a vast hair. Ding Huo is self-sufficient. He lives a light life, loves quietness and greed, and has both spring and life. We have our own food and clothing in summer and more clothes in autumn. Living a poor life in winter, he lived a quiet and peaceful life, singing every night.
Ding Mao, a stranger, is a constant hands and feet, rich in clothes, smart, well-started, quiet and quiet woman, enjoying herself and being blessed all her life. I brought three liters of rice, three liters of glutinous rice, a piece of cotton cloth, a piece of silk, four ounces of meat, five ounces of tea and salt, and I still need 80 thousand yuan. I died at noon.
Ding Maonian's people are amiable and gentle, but they have negative but peaceful thoughts, especially the fly in the ointment is that they are easy to indulge in pornography. If they can be cautious in this respect, their interpersonal relationship will not be affected, they will succeed, and they are born with the fate that charity and property can be satisfied.
People born in August were conceived in November the year before last, and were born after the Millennium Festival. This kind of life is like a post horse, especially because they are stubborn by nature and refuse to accept people's words. They always go their own way and stay away from the masses. Friends and relatives are helpless, and life is changeable, with mixed feelings. They are bright-eyed, eloquent, honest and selfless, generous and impatient, and it is difficult to support themselves in their early years. Successful luck in China, worry-free night, long luck to Fuze, is a solitary bird guarding the forest.
August is the month of establishing the moon, and I ching divination is the month of observing the wind and the earth. People born this month are quite disgusted with the negative practice of doing more than one thing, and will regard other people's affairs as their own and serve others. In a regional society, it will also take the lead in serving the people and gain their trust. If you are unlucky in childhood and middle age, you will suffer a lot. In your later years, you will have lucky patronage and unexpected achievements.
The poem says:
People born in August are ambitious and beautiful, and ordinary people meet this good foundation.
Middle-aged people have both fame and fortune, and have watched Tao Hui all their lives.
Integrity and good looks are all due to good nature.
It is more appropriate to do more good deeds in this life, and natural blessings will last for a long time.
Good-looking, smart, kind,
He can make sense of many things, and his fortune will last for a long time.
Born in August, bright-eyed, intelligent, considerate, honest and selfless, rich in art and wealth, the article is close to your life, if far away from your ancestors, it will be very expensive.
16, the day I was born. I am smart, witty, talented, outstanding in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, versatile, well-fed all my life, disowned by my six relatives, hardworking young people, sophisticated in middle age, successful and developed in my career, which is my late wealth.
An untimely stranger: (p.m. 1:00-3:00) The sun star enters life, roams the grassland, eats all over the countryside, is arrogant and arrogant, acts arbitrarily, does things with insufficient mind, and is blessed with good health, and weak body is a curse. In the early years, wealth came and went, not accumulated wealth. Difficult parents, husband and wife, helpless brothers, middle-aged panic, intelligent women, career cooperation, changeable and easy to move, is a life with both wealth and wealth.
Suitable for industries: civil engineering, electrical business, construction, engineers, entrepreneurs, etc. The business of fire, water and soil is booming.
Good or bad years: nineteen, twenty-six, fifty-six and seventy.
Premature newborns: Newborns have all parents, live happily with six relatives, men have leaders and women have husbands, men have moral character, good character, prestige and authority, and are often close to nobles. He was born in a rich family. Life is happy, six relatives are effective, brothers have nothing to lose, and natural marriage is good. Men have a good wife to help them, and women have a good husband to lean on, and they are virtuous to each other. Men and women are divided into officials, and six relatives are intact. If you want to have the life of Meng Shangxian and Fulu, the poem says: If you are born at the right time and have your own authority, you will definitely go to the Phoenix Pool.
Born in the middle of nowhere: Born in the middle of nowhere is a father first, and Lu Ping is a human being after taking off his coat. Brothers have feelings for their ex-wives, and six parents are not very helpful to their children. I am generous all my life, close to noble people, have good brothers, expensive children, and expensive husbands and wives. Otherwise, I will inevitably be punished, and my clothes and wealth will be average. My transportation limit will be reversed, my work will be easy to repeat, and my initial limit will be good. I am lucky to travel around in my later years. It is a well-fed life. The poem says: although the article is expensive, the clothes are rich and the scenery is good.
Born at the end of the season: when born at the end of the season, the mother was the first to win, and the three wins and three losses were all arranged by herself. Six parents are weak, brothers are strong, cruel to the people, pretentious and arrogant. It's hard to achieve something. The first year is hard. Six relatives are weak, brothers are not harmonious, and the couple are miserable, so they can grow old together. At the end of life, it is difficult to argue about victory or defeat. Middle-aged people. The poem says: wealth is always sought, human feelings are hard to rest, sorrow is even happy, and generosity is your head.
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