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High-tech battery

There is a man waiting for the plane at six o'clock at the airport, but he forgot to bring his watch, so he wants to ask someone. At this time,

He saw a man coming with two big boxes, wearing an unusually beautiful box on his wrist.

I know this is a high-tech watch.

"Excuse me, what time is it?" He asked.

"Which country's time?" The man asked.

"Oh?" His curiosity came. "Do you know the time in which countries?"

"All countries," the man replied.

"wow! That's really a good watch! "

"Not only that, this watch also has a GPS satellite system that can send and receive emails and faxes at any time. This color

You can watch NTSC TV programs on color screen! "The man gave him a demonstration, if so!

"oh! Great, I really want to have a watch like this. You, can you sell it to me? "

"To tell you the truth, I've had enough of this watch. How about 900 yuan? "

He immediately took out his checkbook and wrote the man $900: "Deal!"

"Well, now, it's yours." The man was relieved and handed him the watch. "This is your watch.

Then he pointed to two big boxes on the ground and said, "These are batteries!" "