A meaningful joke

First, the title is a beauty, and the beauty asks for money with a smile!

Second, who says I can't keep doing things? I've been single for thirty years and I haven't wavered at all.

Third, look in the mirror when you have time, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more books, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it will tell you that you really don't look good.

5. If you get married, you have to marry Tang Priest. I can afford skin care products myself, but if I can't afford them, I will eat them as skin care products.

Last year, I tattooed a scorpion on my shoulder and gained 40 pounds a year. Now people see my tattoo and say, dude, you are a good lobster.

Seven, other proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm amazing. I fry, cook and eat everything.

Eight, getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, only the chest seems to be an outsider, and it has nothing to do with it.

9. Both pandas and pigs are lazy to cook, but their fates are completely different because of their different fur. One is coquetry, the other is stabbing, so it is important to mix clothes. Buy what you should, don't save.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.

The first time I went to the bank to apply for a card, the counter gave me a list. The type of certificate I filled in was: rectangle.

Thirteen, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.

14. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only canoes in single dog can stand.

15. Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally lived a happy life. The main reasons: one is beautiful and the other is rich.

Seventeen, when you are young, you must be crazy and do something worth bragging about. Otherwise, when you have a son, you will find it unnecessary to brag!

Eighteen, the three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, the person who came had nothing to do with you, and only you were awake when you checked out.

Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you." Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am ... I am awesome now.

Twenty-one, men are used to rely on, so be reliable. Women are meant to love, so be cute.

I often see news that I may die suddenly after staying up late. Really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.

Twenty-three, if you haven't found a girlfriend for ten years, come to me. I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

Twenty-four, I entered the society to understand a truth. I can't spell mom and dad. Only a lot of goods.