The strength of laughing from beginning to end is funny copying! (Great)

1. It was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing 1 lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry!

2. When the boss saw me ordering takeout, he suddenly cared about me and said, "Don't go to work to eat takeout, it's not good for your health! For your health, you'd better not go to work. "

The wolf broke into the sheepfold and shouted happily, "It's all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... "Then I fell asleep.

There are many important and urgent things. Do one first, you will feel that other things will be delayed, so let's play with the mobile phone first.

Men can't find a girlfriend, so they have to tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

6. A buddy said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? Has the grave been planed? "

7. Xiaoming plays mobile phone in class. After seeing it outside the window, the class teacher sent him a text message saying: How do you play with your mobile phone in class? Xiao Minghui: Who are you? The class teacher added: Look out of the window! Xiao Ming looked out of the window and replied, thank you for reminding me. I'll talk to you later. The head teacher is watching at the window!

8. My good looks are mainly due to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

9. Dad: "If you fail in the exam again, don't say you know me." Xiao Ming came back from the exam and just entered the door. Dad: "How was the exam?" Xiao Ming: "Who are you?"

10. Don't ask me why I did so badly in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord detonate the bomb as soon as he came up?

1 1. It's not that I'm slow to reply. As the saying goes, there is a day in the sky and a year underground, so it's not the fairy's slow reply, but the time difference between us.

12. When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, let alone doubt yourself. At least your judgment is accurate.

13. When I first ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was almost 140 kg. I suddenly slapped myself in the face. How can you be distracted by ordering takeout!

14. Every day when the alarm clock rings, after lunch and on weekends, one's ambition becomes so insignificant.

15. "Why do ugly clothes look good on him?" "Maybe it's because he's ugly, and he makes clothes look good!"

16. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

17. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

18. What is youth? Even if your mother urges you, you still don't wear long pants; What is maturity? Even if your mother didn't rush you, you would have put on long Johns.

19. Every time I ride a bike to work, I am always laughed at by my colleagues. When I am rich, I will buy two luxury cars, one to clear the way in front and the other to protect the driver in the back. I will ride a bike in the middle to see who dares to laugh at me.

20. Do you think everyone went to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

2 1. Yesterday, my bag was robbed, and I was very sad. I cried all night about it, and I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.