Please tell me a joke about an interview

Examiner; What is the retail price of Windows 7 Professional Edition in mainland China?

Me: 5 yuan

Examiner: Go out, the next person to give up. These two words have never appeared in my dictionary.

I will vote. Apply,

Finally got a chance to interview at Google

However, I went to Google for an interview and was kicked out after answering only one question...

Examiner: Where did you get the news about the Google interview?

Me: From Baidu

Examiner: Go out, the next guy is depressed, but he still has to support himself first.

I asked a friend to find a job at McDonald's. .

But the other party was very perverted and asked me to sing a McDonald's song.

My brother laughed at that time. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.

So I opened my mouth and said: With KFC, life will taste better!

Examiner: Go out, the next McDonald’s interview failed.

My mother asked someone to find a mobile customer service job.

My mother said that this job does not require technical skills. You can try it first. I agreed without even thinking about it. The interview went very well, and the other person appreciated me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me:

You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can notify you to work.

Me: "131...."

Examiner: Go out, the next brother will be heartbroken. . . I have been unemployed for so long, eating and drinking from home.

My family members all look at me with a little helplessness.

I walked to a shopping mall and saw Adi looking for a clerk. I thought it would be okay if I gave it a try

Examiner: Please tell me our slogan,

Me: just do it

Examiner: Go out and the next person’s repeated failures did not dampen my confidence.

So I calmed down and studied hard, and finally I was admitted to our local university with excellent results.

However, TMD still needs an interview.

During the interview, I answered questions well. When I saw the examiner’s face, I felt that there would be no problem with this job.

When I am happy.

The examiner asked me: Young man, which historical figure do you like best?

I answered without thinking: Heshen!

Examiner: Go out, next person. This failure has made me think very important about life. Looking back on the past,

I finally found that the most important thing is , I answered some questions incorrectly.

But for this interview, I was fully prepared.

NOKIA’s product department notified me, and I spent a week doing all the work.

Even the slogan is correct: technology is people-oriented.

The examiner was very satisfied and said: If nothing happens, you can come to work tomorrow.

At this time, the phone rang, and a discordant voice appeared: "hallo moto"

Examiner: Get out