Jokes about Journey to the West

1. Wukong! You are Po Hou! Thanks to your mother and uncle, otherwise I'll see how the teacher scolds you! How many fucking times have I told you, but after the banshee catches me, wait for my signal, wait for my signal to save me! Don't giggle! When you look at being a teacher, you get soft every time you suddenly break in. Do this a few times and you will never be a teacher again. What a pity! Wukong loves his disciples. Look at the teacher's tears and swear it won't happen again, okay?

2. Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel all accounts of Black Bear Monster, Green Lion Monster and Yellow Eyebrow Old Demon. We can't afford it, damn it. You sent us to deal with Tang Priest and his disciples, but you raised their level to such a high level. How to fight? Especially the Monkey King, equipped with high attribute points and summoning skills, the most exasperating thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire immune attacks and magic immune attacks ... Don't say that we are single and the team can't beat us! Forget it, I got off, 88.

3. Bajie! You idiot! It's already ten miles, so you can't change a song to hum! Keep singing "Blessing" and watch Master cry!

4. Amitabha, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...

5. Donor, I am from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Please stay here for one night ... Huh? Donors? Donor, would you please open the door? Cao!

6. Empress, I'm Sanzang. We have arrived in the lion camel country, missing you and kissing you. If you don't reply to text messages, it's inconvenient for your apprentice to be here.

7. You Po Hou, you are so disrespectful. Why do you look sexy in front of spider elves in a leopard apron? Why steal the limelight for the teacher? Shut up! I don't care if you are leopard print or tiger skin! Do you still know who you are? You were released. What are you pretending to be in front of me? Look, you dyed your yellow hair and held a steel pipe. Are you pretending to be a gangster? I'm fucking ............................................................................................................................................................................

8. Wukong, let Bajie go into the water to catch carp essence. You are not good at swimming. If you drown, how can you afford this salvage fee for your teacher? Oh, no, no, it doesn't matter to Bajie. He will float on his own.

9. Bajie, Wukong is not here. Go and make some vegetarian food. Jason Wu, you drink the horses first. ..... Bajie, Bajie, come here. Remember! Just go to the house we passed just now, yes, the one where the village woman took care of the children. After smelling the fragrance, I am making sauce elbow, which is very fragrant! Go ahead, just a mother and son, give or rob! Go back!

10. Monkey, did you propose to the fairy Xia Zi with this ring? You are so funny! You don't have a half carat diamond, so no one cares about you! When Chang 'e was so ashamed of me, she said, Don't tell me if you love me or not. Look at the size of the diamond ring first! Alas, how realistic the little fairy is now. Alas, I tell you, with this ticket fairy, you will shoot her to death with a diamond brick, and she didn't even call for help!

1 1. Hehe, the market here is really lively. I haven't been through such a prosperous area for a long time. Hey, Wukong, look, those little dolls in the western regions who have been following us since just now, with curly hair and big eyes, are so cute! It's really simple and cute, hahaha ... huh? Bajie, where is your rake? Hey, Jason Wu, where are our luggage? Ah! Where is my white? !

12. Wukong, Bajie and Wukong, come to the teacher. Alas ..... I don't blame your teacher, but have you forgotten all my teaching? You and I are both Buddhists, so we should avoid many commandments. You should always remember that you don't steal, talk nonsense, hate your mouth, be greedy, jealous or stupid! Since you believe in Buddhism wholeheartedly, how can you practice without practice? Ok, let me ask your teacher, who is he? Last night, when I was sleeping for my teacher, I sneaked in and stole my food? !

13. Look, Brother Sha, just catch a cockroach essence. Monkey, will you invite all the gods in the sky? Seriously, this time, have you ever seen this monkey catch a demon by itself? Every time, I shouted at the devil, "Don't go! Don't go if you dare! I'll blow my whistle and have you hacked to death! " Oh, miracle, my ass! Hey, look how many immortals have been here. Hey, there are some people riding brooms, too. Wow, I called all the sanitation workers in the sky.

14.。 "The wu is empty! Don't be rude Oh, old man, I'm a native of Datang Dongtu, and I passed by here today. I don't know if the old man can open the door conveniently ... Old man, please don't insult me again ... Old man, please don't pestle the poor monk with a cane ... Old man, please calm down ... Old man, can you touch me again? ..... Oh, my Cao? Wukong! Cut him! When Bajie realizes that you are going too, knock out your teeth and punch a hole in your leg, and it will be discounted! Good! "

15. Wukong bastard! Don't do this! Those benefactors are not monsters. How can you persist in teaching and kill people at will? ! ..... oh? Are they businessmen who buy land in Gai Lou? Amitabha-Jason Wu, help me hold the five Buddha crowns for my teacher; Wukong, lend the golden hoop to the teacher! No, Bajie, give me your rake! You son of a bitch ...