What are some funny sentences describing baldness?

1, people are not smart and bald like others.

2, hair loss, hair loss, it is myself.

I am young, but my hair is gone.

4, afraid of washing your hair, wash it once, the more you wash, the more you lose your hair.

Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

6. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

7. As you get older, your hair becomes less and less.