Are there any funny jokes? Tell me about them ~ ~

One day, Banana and his girlfriend were walking in the street. It was extremely hot, so the banana took off its coat. As a result, his girlfriend slipped ~~

A steamed stuffed bun was walking in the street and was knocked down by an oncoming truck. Before he died, the steamed stuffed bun murmured with tears in his eyes: "I was originally stuffed with bean paste ~ ~"

Xiaoming was very naughty. On this day, he was punished by his mother to kneel in front of Guanyin and think about it. His mother said, "Guanyin didn't say yes, but the watch stood up." And walked away. Xiao Ming went to play in less than a second. Mom was furious when she found out and pulled Xiao Ming back. Xiao Ming said unjustly, "Mom, look at Aunt Guanyin's hand ~ ~" Mom saw Guanyin holding the bottle in one hand and twisting the grass in the other. "Mom, look," Xiao Ming pointed to the hand twisting grass. "Didn't Aunt Guanyin tell me by gesture?" As he said this, he compared himself with an "OK". Mom immediately fell to the ground.