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If Dota2 makes a movie, which hero is the most suitable to be the protagonist?

The above is the official background story of the game "Corps Commander".

But do you know her secret?

Let's start with her childhood legion. When she was a child, the life of the legion was miserable. She grew up in the mayor of Kane, but she is the lowest slave in this city. She was afraid of dying suddenly in the street the next day. Until she was 15 years old, the Bronze Corps invaded Kane City and successfully occupied it. But Tristan resisted. She not only wants to join the legion, but also wants to occupy a high position at once. The former commander of the Bronze Corps laughed at her mercilessly, beat her half to death and threw her into the pit. However, Tristan's strong desire for survival helped her climb out of the pit and join the Bronze Corps. She dug holes, fed horses, mixed porridge and practiced spear tactics day after day, until one day, she was able to challenge the commander at that time and take his place. (This passage is from the Legion's Immortal Comics)

From then on, she finally reached the peak of power in the legion and led the bronze legion to be invincible. Therefore, she can never return to that quiet life. Her hands are covered with blood and bear countless sins. But for the survival of Shitang City, she must endure this kind of suffering until the moment of liberation.

During the period when Tristan was fighting for Shitang City, he met some interesting people, such as Luna, now the Moon Knight, and the disaster in the plains. Although Tristan fought many battles and was invincible, in the face of the most cunning, evil and cruel disasters on the plain, Tristan could not catch them all. Two people can only exist equally, and Tristan also has some regrets. In the game, Tristan will say after killing luna: This is the end of the natural disaster in the plain.

Abaddon and Tristan also compete with each other. As can be seen from Abaddon's brief introduction, all descendants of the Moran family will train indiscriminately for the war, thus leading the family's army to guard the mainland and their own Moran holy pool. In the game, after Abaddon kills Tristan: You can't defeat what you can see (you can't defeat the enemy you can't see). After Tristan killed Abaddon: The Avenas family stopped here (this is all the family can do). This is one of the few heroes who have a voice line after killing the legion. Judging from the fact that Abaddon is proficient in war, it can be inferred that Abaddon and Tristan must have met.

It was the 2nd17th day of the Bronze Army's battle in Morbick, and it was also the last day of the siege of Morbick. After half a year's siege, the bronze army, which spent every day in hunger, epidemic disease, negotiation, destruction and daze, finally successfully captured the city of Mobike on this day, ending the wandering time all day. On the other hand, Tristan is eager to conquer the ideal city. While she was arguing with the deputy commander, the sentry brought the message that a raging devil's fire was burning in Shitang City. Tristan immediately ordered to return to Shitang City. (This passage is from the Legion's Immortal Comics)

As can be seen from the background introduction at the beginning, the bronze corps that returned immediately that night failed to completely protect Shitang City. In the battle with the demon leader of this invasion, Tristan killed the demon and ended the demon door. But this aggression is not over yet. In this struggle with the devil, the bronze corps suffered numerous casualties, leaving only the only son of the corps commander.

This is what the Queen said after killing the Legion: That's why I'm the Queen and you're nothing (that's why I'm the Queen and you're nothing), secretly mocking that Tristan is actually just a bachelor commander now. The ridicule of the evil Lord is more direct. Where is this legislation you claim to have mastered? Where is the regiment you claim to command? ) Nonsense, all of them were killed by your men.

The aggression of Shitangcheng is only the first step of the evil Lord's aggression. The evil master leads his own dark Obsidian city, Quanguli, a city buried deep underground, to exterminate the creatures on the surface. After the destruction of Shitang City, it set its second target in Ques City. When Tristan knew the evil master's plan, she looked at Shitang City, where she had lived for a long time, and her heart burned with endless revenge. To this end, she quickly formed a group of friendly forces, which is bound to wipe out this group of abyss demons that destroyed Shitang City!

For revenge, Tristan is willing to give up everything, just to gain the power to destroy the evil spirits in the abyss. But in the face of an ordinary demon leader, she was a little choked up. How should she directly face the ultimate master of the evil spirits in the abyss? She had to use the power of artifacts or magical devices, so she met the demon blacksmith-Ques. As for the information of the devil blacksmith, only TI2 messenger- the devil blacksmith revealed some, "The devil blacksmith, who looks like a little devil, generally assists the blacksmith and is bound by the oath. However, their interest in turtles is very strong, and some of them have violated their vows like messenger Murray. "

As an ordinary demon blacksmith, Xiao Zhi's weapon firmly binds the weapon and the weapon owner through an oath, but the cost of this oath may be huge, even requiring the life of the weapon owner. For revenge, Tristan has completely ignored these horrible truths. So, she bravely picked up the double-edged sword of war ghosts, which is described in "The Double-edged Sword of War Ghosts": After Tristan set off for revenge in the abyss, she met the evil weapons craftsman Ques. The quiz gave her these swords symbolizing hell. Although she can get it without effort, the price of holding such power far exceeds everything she can give up, and it is too late for her to find out. ...

We can see that the price of getting the double-edged sword of war ghost is so heavy that Tristan can't control it even if he gives up everything. As for what it is, let's talk about it first and finally reveal it.

The following contents are all from a few sentences in the task of TI6 Little Red Book.

After the quiz, Tristan easily achieved the double-edged sword of fighting ghosts, and her revenge burned even more fiercely. Let's talk about Quez, a city that used to be a peaceful place. Hundreds of years have passed since Quez's last soldier brandished a sword to defend his hometown. In recent years, Quez began to concentrate on studying magic and culture, and sneered at force. However, with the invasion of the devil, the people of Kansas City were forced to take up arms to resist, but it was difficult for them to resist the invasion of the Abyss Army only by these citizens present. In order to protect the last glory of the city of Ques, the elders were forced to use the Oden scroll.

When using the Odeon scroll, three guardians must be summoned to complete it. These three guardians are Little Skull, Pat Bear and Windrunner. At the same time, a dark force hangs over the scroll. The elders firmly believe that the city of Ques can summon dark agents to fight for us, but the evil forces surrounding this disturbing book are really worrying. However, the city of Kratos is about to sink, so the elders can't think too much.

When Tristan arrived in Quiz City, the use of Odeon scroll reached the final stage. The suffocating darkness inside broke through the encirclement and swallowed up three guardians who fought to defend the city of Ques. That powerful dark force rushed into Tristan's double-edged sword, giving Tristan unparalleled demon power. Only in this way can Tristan repel the devil's raid. But after the war, Tristan, who got the power of the devil, was attacked by power. As we said before, it was too late for Tristan to notice the price of double-edged war ghosts, so I'm afraid it's now. The double-edged war ghost was originally a symbol of hell, which absorbed a lot of demon power and directly turned Tristan into depravity, just like Medivh was eroded, and Tristan finally got the end of depravity. As mentioned earlier, the double-edged sword of war ghosts is a quiz, and Tristan, the fallen city, is the quiz city. I'm afraid the two are closely related, so I have a guess that Odwin's scroll was left by the owner of the quiz or quiz, just to let the double-edged sword of war ghost find a suitable owner and lure her to degenerate into a demon.

We can see that after Tristan got the double-edged sword of fighting ghosts, several demons, such as Doomsday and Shadow Demon, can speak demon language: Ozkavoshicha do Mosh (Demon will rule), and we can see that Tristan has gradually turned into a demon. Moreover, when Tristan comes out with a big halo, he will say: This blade stinks of the abyss (this weapon is full of the stench of the abyss), which also shows its sensitivity to the dark forces.

The repeated failures of the abyss demon finally made the demon legion impatient, and they began to summon the ultimate master of the legion-the evil Lord! In TI6' s Little Red Book, after the three routes are cleared, a small egg will appear: our advantage is weakened to wake up the host (our advantage is being lost, and we need to wake up the host). Under the call of the demon army, the evil Lord finally descended from the underground world to the surface world with his own big move-the dark gate, and launched his war of aggression again, which swept the whole earth. Evil Lord, you are on earth!

This paragraph is simply the rhythm of a blockbuster. If it is made, it will be at least a Star Wars movie series. However, in the case of V club, I hope they are willing to shoot a series of animations.