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A complete book of two-part allegorical sayings describing Zhang Fei

Lead: Historically,

Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Wei Yan are the best military commanders in Shu.

The rest of you step aside. So what is Zhang Fei's xiehouyu? The following is my collection of two-part allegorical sayings about Zhang Fei. Welcome to read the reference!

1, Zhang Fei ancient city scolded Guan Yu-misunderstanding

2. Zhang Fei catches ants-a boring little thing

3. Zhang Fei brought Liu Beihu-no beard; Don't be modest.

4. Zhang Fei sees silkworms-big eyes and small eyes.

5. Zhang shaved Jingde's beard-nothing good.

6, Zhang Fei Yan Shiyan-coarse and fine

7. Zhang Fei plays with a thick stick-it's very simple

8. Zhang Fei accepts spies-playing along.

9, Zhang Fei treats-ingratitude.

10, Zhang Fei sells turtles-hard goods bite people.

1 1, Zhang Fei sells gongs-hard goods rings.

12, Zhang Fei recognizes that the needle is wide and the eye is small.

13, fierce Zhang Fei, the war horse is super comparable

14, Zhang Fei catches hedgehog-a powerful assassin

15, Zhang Fei Niang's surname is Wu-Wu Shengfei; make trouble out of nothing

16, Zhang Fei sewing needle-big eyes and small eyes; Coarse and fine; Being strong can't do it.

17, Zhang Fei strikes while the iron is hot-people are hard.

Live hard; Sell hard goods

18, Zhang Fei washes pants-evil rubbing

19, Zhang Fei fights Guan Yu-forgetting the new year; Act regardless of old feelings

20. Zhang Fei leads the needle-big eyes and small eyes

2 1, Zhang Fei pulls out pigeons-one for each person.

22. Zhang Fei's-crude and refined

23. Zhang Fei grabbed the chisel-staring at each other with small eyes.

24, Zhang Fei war horse super-regardless of the outcome

25, Zhang Feidou Guan Gong-forget the new year; Act regardless of old feelings

26. Zhang Fei met Li Kui JY-black to black; Black plus black.

27, Zhang Fei embroidery-coarse and fine; Not enough; The mind is willing but can't do this; What's the matter/something is wrong?

28, Zhang Fei debt collection-aggressive

29. Zhang Fei plays with his shoulders-very simple.

30. Zhang Fei stormed into battle.

3 1, Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers-it is difficult to make it strong.

32. Zhang Fei sews a needle (Ren Zhen leads the needle nose)-big eyes and small eyes; Usually careless

33. Zhang Fei is riding a tiger-a strong man makes a strong horse.

Zhang Fei took the mouse's big eyes and small eyes.

35. Zhang Fei sells needles-people force goods to prick their hands

36, Zhang Fei chopped meat-overqualified.

37. Zhang Fei is a county official-capable of writing and martial arts; Proficient in polite language and martial arts

38. Zhang Fei hits Yue Fei-Gone with the Times.

39. Zhang Fei wears a needle-coarse and fine; Big eyes and small eyes; Power has no place.

40. Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake; tableware

4 1, the weight of Zhang Fei's food is determined,

42. Zhang Fei retreated to Changhanbo-crossing the river and kicking down the bridge.

43. Zhang Fei sang a tune-gruffly.

44. Zhang Fei's massacre-ferocious forbearance (killing)

45. Let Zhang Fei embroider-abuse talents

46, Zhang Feiwu knife fierce-combative

47. Zhang Fei sells hammers-people can't sell them.

48. Zhang Fei sells meat-all the way

49. Zhang Fei sells tofu-people are strong and goods are not hard; with a clear distinction between black and white

50. Zhang Fei sells accusations-people force goods to prick their hands.

5 1, Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.

52, Cao Cao Zhang Fei riddle-you guess yours, I guess mine.

53. Zhang Fei catches mice-wide eyes and small eyes.

54. Zhang Fei wears a mask-big eyes.

55. Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.

56. Zhang Fei sleeps-don't close your eyes

57. Zhang Fei-foolhardy.

58. Zhang Fei catches hamsters-keep your eyes open and your eyes small.

59. Zhang He-Qing Qing

60. Zhang Fei and Cao Cao are drinking-playing charades

6 1, Zhang Fei threading-big eyes and small eyes

62. Zhang Fei drove the bird away-you wouldn't let him.

63. Zhang Fei dreams-evil!

64. Zhang Fei rushing into the account-a good start

65. Zhang Fei sells porcupines-people force goods to prick their hands.

66. Zhang Fei dresses up as a man-Zhazha doesn't like it?

67. Zhang Fei took the worm-thick and thin.

68. Zhang Fei sells wine-a specialty.

69. Zhang Fei rides a white horse-black and white.

70, Zhang Fei toast-nonsense; Hulai

7 1, Zhang Fei is foaming at the mouth-just arrived.

72. Zhang's plan-crude and refined

73. Zhang Fei gives up drinking-it's not too late tomorrow; tomorrow

74. Zhang Fei is a county magistrate-he can use force instead of words.

75. Zhang Fei burns a fire-a fierce stove; rabid

76. Zhang Fei hits Jingdezhen-black against black

77. Zhang Feizhi took the tile-thick and fine.

78. Zhang Fei learns embroidery-coarse and fine.

79. Zhang Fei sells hard goods and bites slag.

80, Zhang Fei archery-go straight; clear

Huai Bao Yang has nine streams and seven valleys.

There is a village called Houjia Tudang in Puji, Jiangling. At the head of the village, there is a Millennium ancient pagoda. In the abdomen of the pagoda, there is a poplar tree, just like an old woman holding a grandson. There are nine streams and seven puddles near this strange tree.

Legend has it that Zhang Fei once marched through here. When the soldiers were thirsty, they went to the village to beg for water. Zhang Fei was afraid of disturbing the people and shouted, "Stop! Drink water on the spot! " The soldiers are complaining in their hearts. The loess here is brown, and the toad's urine is not soaked. Where can we get water? I saw Zhang Fei rowing a deep stream full of clear water with eight snake spears in his hand. Zhang Fei rowed nine times in a row and made nine deep streams. He stamped on the ground with a snake spear several times and stepped out seven puddles.

After the soldiers drank enough water, they wouldn't let the horses drink it. At this time, Zhang Fei's war horse was tied to the locust tree, and when he saw people drinking water, he was so greedy that he wanted to drink water. Zhang Fei just watched the soldiers drink water and didn't see it at all. The war horse was in a hurry and circled around the locust tree, twisting like a twist and cracking many holes. Zhang Fei couldn't bear to see the living trees being trampled in such a state. He whipped his horse severely. He was afraid that the locust tree would fall, so he pulled up a poplar tree, cut off the reins of the war horse, tied the locust tree together, and poured some water under it. Strange to say, this twisted locust tree and the poplar in its belly have lived together ever since, and have been growing up to now.

Later people called this place "nine streams and seven depressions of Sophora japonica poplar".

Luhua party

On the banks of the Yangtze River south of Jingzhou, there used to be endless reeds. During the Three Kingdoms period, the story of Zhang Fei's capture of Zhou Yu happened here.

After Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou from Soochow, he refused to return it, which made Zhou Yu particularly angry. He thought, he is a decent commander in chief of Wu Dong, with hordes in his hands and thousands in his heart. Even Jingzhou borrowed by Liu Bei can't be used to get it back. Didn't it make the whole world laugh! After careful consideration, I finally came up with a plan of "taking Xichuan in the open and Jingzhou in the dark".

One day, according to Zhou Yu's instructions, Li came to Jingzhou to visit Liu Bei. After some pleasantries, he came straight to the point and said, "The main purpose of my visit is to inform Governor Zhou that he is going to attack Xichuan, and he wants to use Jingzhou as a channel to get out of the city on business." Zhuge Liang, sitting next to Liu Bei, saw through Zhou Yu's trick when the goose feather fan shook. He immediately smiled at the animal products and said, "Jingzhou is the land of Dongwu. How can you not be polite if you don't borrow the road?" Besides, my uncle's soldiers are here, and Governor Zhou is personally in command, so your master naturally goes out of the city to comfort him. "After hearing these words, Lu Li quickly left happily and told Zhou Yu truthfully.

Zhou Yu was overjoyed, thinking that Liu Bei had taken the bait, and personally led 50 thousand chosen men to Jingzhou at the gates. But he didn't know that Zhuge Liang had made arrangements after Lu Li left Jingzhou. At this time, it was not Liu Bei who was greeted out of the city, but Zhao Zilong, who immediately crossed the knife. Zhou is suspicious or puzzled. Zhao Zilong laughed coldly and exposed his plot on the spot. When Zhou Yu saw that the plot was exposed, he turned his horse and left, while Guan Yu, who had been lying in ambush outside the city, rushed out. Zhou Yu didn't expect this. He was so scared that he suddenly fell off his horse and lay on his back. Guan Yu arrived by flattery, touched Zhou Yu's chest with a dragon crescent moon blade and loudly said, "Zhou Yu's son, your strategist has long seen your trick of' taking Xichuan openly and taking Jingzhou secretly'. I will see that you are a big matchmaker in Liu Huangshu, and I will spare your life! " Zhou Yu was annoyed and ashamed when he heard this, and quickly asked the soldiers to help him hide in the reeds by the river. However, as soon as I entered the Luhuadang, I heard the sound of killing everywhere. The first general stood before him with dignity. Zhou Yu looked up and found that the general was not others, but a brave Zhang Fei with an eight-snake spear in his hand. He knew that he was no match for Zhang Fei, but he was unwilling to be humiliated. He still fought bravely and was captured alive by Zhang Fei within five rounds. Zhang Yue said, "I have been ordered to wait here. But the military adviser told me to take them alive and not to hurt my life. Why? One is that you have rendered meritorious service to Cao Cao; Second, I miss you as a matchmaker. Third, I miss you borrowing Jingzhou for righteousness, so I will leave you alive and let you go back alive to repay Sun Quan. " After that, Zhou Yu was sent to a warship by the river. When Zhou Yu came to the boat, he was so angry that he could not stand. He shouted to the sky: "God, God, you were born with more than enough, how can you be bright!" I am really angry. " He vomited blood on the spot. After returning to Baqiu, he vomited more and more blood and died without help.

Zhang Fei delivers oil

There is a Wachi River in the south of Gongan County, which is about 30 miles long. The river is green and clear, flowing all year round. Legend has it that in the Three Kingdoms period, one summer, locusts appeared by the river, which reduced the production in the fields and cut off the oil in the pots of every household. Farmers don't eat oil, their eyes are dry and their tongues are dry, their necks are weak and their legs are weak, so they have no strength to work. Zhang Fei was training at the police station at that time. After learning about this, he personally loaded a ship of cooking oil and gave it to the local people.

The good news soon spread along the river bank, and people rushed to tell each other. People from Li Bai and Fiona Fang also rushed to the river to collect oil. Sure enough, the tanker came down from the upstream and got closer and closer. Zhang Fei stood at the bow, covered with his hand. Oh, dear! Oh, my God, I saw people everywhere on the river bank, like ants moving, some with pots, some with buckets, some with pots and some with water tanks. Seeing this posture, he felt very worried and muttered, "I only sent a ship of oil." How do so many people divide it? " A man beside him said, "If the river is full of oil, that's enough." It was an unintentional remark, but Zhang Fei suddenly realized. Without saying anything, he pulled out his sword from his waist. Children! Pass the ball Pass the ball Just poked a few big holes in the bottom of the boat. Suddenly, the river flooded into the oil tank and the tanker sank to the bottom. People around jumped up in a hurry: "General, what game are you playing!" " "Zhang Fei smoothed his beard and smiled." When the tanker sank, wasn't the river full of oil? "

Soon, all the oil in the boat overflowed, floated on the water and went down the river. It's like the river in Huang Liang, Huang Liang is full of oil. When people saw it, they all ran to the river to fish. You made him a pot, and it was full.

Strangely, the oil picked back is good oil with pure color and fragrance, and the people are so happy that they don't know what to say. Later, a Zhangfei Temple was built on the shore, and the place where Zhang Fei sent oil was called "Youhekou".