Hot jokes 100

1. Three monks went down the mountain.

Three monks went down the mountain, and a monkey stole their steamed bread. One of the monks said, "This monkey is heartless and stole our steamed bread." Another monk said, "don't be angry, aren't we going to practice?" This is our chance to practice. " The third monk said, "Don't think too much, let's go and find another steamed bread."

2. Why do cats climb trees?

Because cats want to be "visionary" animals.

3. The difference between a wife and a daughter

The wife is used for pain, and the daughter is used for pain.

4. IQ of birds

A bird flew to the tree. It asked another bird, "Do you know why I flew to this tree?" Another bird replied, "Because you can fly."

5. Why does the rabbit jump?

Because rabbits want to be the "king of jumping" animals.

6. The boss's request

The boss said to his employees, "You have to work hard every day like me to have a rest like me."

7. Why does the dog wag its tail?

Because dogs want to be "the king of happiness" animals.

8. thieves on the road

A thief stole a bag on the road and was caught by the police. The policeman asked him, "Why did you steal the bag on the road?" The thief replied, "Because I saw a note on the road that said,' This is the safest place'."

9. Why do pigs roll?

Because pigs want to be "the king of happiness" animals.

Who is the boss?

Two people are arguing about who is the boss. One of them said, "Everyone knows who the boss is, the one who dozes off in the office every day."

1 1. Why do birds fly?

Because birds want to be the "king of freedom" animals.

12. IQ of the boss

The boss said to the employee, "Don't think about what decision I will make, because I am just a person who follows others."

13. Why do dogs bark?

Because dogs want to be "guardian" animals.

14. The argument between two people

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my stupidity."

Why can fish swim?

Because fish want to be the "king of freedom" animal.

16. The boss's request

The boss said to his employees, "You should work as hard as I do and have a rest every day."

17. Why do birds lay eggs?

Because birds want to be the "king of life" animals.

18. An argument between two people

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my ignorance."

19. Why do cats meow?

Because cats want to be the "king of attraction" animals.

20. The boss's IQ

The boss said to the employee, "Don't think about what decision I will make, because I am just a person who follows others."

Why do dogs lick people?

Because dogs want to be loyal animals.

22. Two people's argument

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my own shortcomings."

23. Why do birds fly?

Because birds want to be the "king of freedom" animals.

24. The boss's request

The boss said to his employees, "You should work as hard as I do and have a rest every day."

25. Why do dogs bark?

Because dogs want to be "guardian" animals.

26. Two people's argument

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my stupidity."

27. Why do cats meow?

Because cats want to be the "king of attraction" animals.

28. The boss's IQ

The boss said to the employee, "Don't think about what decision I will make, because I am just a person who follows others."

29. Why can fish swim?

Because fish want to be the "king of freedom" animal.

30. Two people's argument

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my ignorance."

Why do dogs lick people?

Because dogs want to be loyal animals.

32. Two people's argument

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my own shortcomings."

33. Why do birds fly?

Because birds want to be the "king of freedom" animals.

34. The boss's request

The boss said to his employees, "You should work as hard as I do and have a rest every day."

35. Why does the dog bark?

Because dogs want to be "guardian" animals.

36. Two people's argument

Two people are arguing about who is smarter. One of them said, "I am smarter than you because I know my stupidity."

37. Why do cats meow?