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Humorous and creative advertising slogans

A barber shop in the British countryside erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Recruitment advertisement: An American newspaper published this An advertisement: "Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!"

An advertisement published in the advertising column of a British newspaper Advertisement: "This dentist urgently needs a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up the phone. If no one answers the phone, the position is still vacant."

Restaurant advertisement: "Please come here to dine. Otherwise you and I will both starve!"

Coffin advertisement: "God recommends the product"

Warning advertisement: There is such an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, England. : "If you take the bus without a ticket, we guarantee to take you to the final destination - London Sheriff's Hospital - for free.

Beauty salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hangs a billboard: "Please do not agree with the train just now. The woman who walks out of this house flirts with you, she might be your grandmother. ”

Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: “If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must say it in French. . "

Cosmetics advertisement: An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. ”

Eye drops advertisement: “…after dropping this eye drops and moving your eyes a few times, the eye drops can spread all over the world. ”

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: “This is where Hermish McTivesey rests.” His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m. every day. "Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face. "

Parrot advertisement: A store in France hung an advertisement next to the price tag of a parrot cage for sale with a price tag of 500 francs: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs? "

Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company's advertising slogan to promote a new product: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle. " Glue advertisement: A tourist store in Hong Kong promotes a "strong all-purpose glue" and uses the glue to stick a gold coin worth a thousand yuan to the wall. The slogan of the advertisement is: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers will get the gold coin." Be theirs. ”

Travel advertisement: A billboard of a Swiss travel company reads: “Go to the Alps soon, or these mountains will be gone in six thousand years.” A Dutch travel agency published such an advertisement : “Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long. "Reward advertisement: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" car is suddenly forced to break down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan.

Real estate creative advertising slogans

One of the real estate creative advertising slogans:

1. South China Country Garden may be the best villa community in South China

2. Guangdi Garden Take the duplex subway to your spring home

3. Dongfeng Plaza passes down new classics, enjoy the present tense

4. Baiyun District·Jinguiyuan Century Chapter, the finale of the golden territory classics (ruyi life) , sit back and enjoy the results)

5. Haizhu District · Strolling in the garden, nature is within your breath (returning to a natural life) (100,000 square meters of modern Lingnan ecological garden community)

6. Enjoy the mature riverside of Shangri-La in Lijing Bay

7. Jiashi Garden (Caribbean Bay style)

8. Haizhu District·Coast Junyuan Waterfront has magnificent river views and an extraordinary experience Artistic conception (the first river-view finished luxury house in the city)

9. Wutianhe District·Meilin Coast Garden 365-day coastal vacation

10. Tianhe District·Century Huadu enjoy the "good place" "New life

11. Tianhe District·Oriental New World releases the dream of easy stay

12. Tianhe District·COSL LOHAS space determines the quality of life

13 . Tianyi New Village is surrounded by green leaves, adjacent to birds, fresh and natural, and the school is home.

14. Panyu District·Lijiang Garden (For 100 people who like to have wild dreams, achieve a rich and beautiful life in their dreams.

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15. Panyu District·Star River Bay Go to Star River Bay to see the standards of good houses

16. Guangzhou Agile Garden has international quality and international choices ("International Colorful Carnival")

17. Golden Coast Garden Sunshine Life Coastal Style

Real estate creative advertising slogan No. 2:

1. Hopson’s mature development is the perfect life (2002' Quality service upgrade year)

2. White-collar workers in Country Garden Phoenix can also live in villas (giving you a five-star home, built with ten years of experience)

3. Chengqi· Penglai Pavilion creates the first upstart apartment in Xiguan

4. Tianhe Bei Qiaolin Garden integrates into Guangzhou and becomes a "new Guangzhou native"

5. Baiyun Golf Garden Baiyun is the first choice for living ("good house" , to live for 70 years") (double-leap style, double study room)

6. Phoenix City builds a villa for every successful Guangzhou person! (Phoenix City Romantic Sunshine Villa/Independent Garden Villa) White-collar workers can also live in villas and settle down in the forest and lakes

7. Bihai Bay International Celebrity Residence (new central axis, luxurious back garden built with hundreds of billions )

8. Nanguo Olympic Garden Nanyuan Aoyuan is superior in comprehensive cost performance (my pursuit day after day is to help you realize your dream tomorrow)

9. Yijingcui The garden home is green and easy to live in (embracing 10,000 acres of ecological fruit trees on the 8.6M ecological balcony)

10. The Imperial View of the Pearl River to experience the handed down beauty of the riverside art city (French style courtyard, Louvre Museum) European Culture Travel (Interactive Exhibition of Master Dali)

11. The extraordinary life of Times Garden is easily achieved and the supreme residence on Airport Road

12. Cuishan Meiting (Cuishan Meiting=living in Yuexiu Mountain China Hotel)

13. Chengqi, Nangang, Ligang (One-day tour of Xiguan style tour) (The masterpiece of national sculptor Zhong Zhiyuan - the large-scale sculpture "Xiguan House" is settled)

14. Kingston Mountain, nature has reserved a piece of green for you (ecological park/fun grass skiing/family barbecue/tea tasting/celebrity life/negative ion oxygen mountain climbing/golf)

15. Qiyi Garden·Blue Valley is not far from the company and very close to greenery

16. Tianfu Green Garden My family lives opposite Tianhe Park, two mansions and one garden - Tianhe's wonderful life circle - —Tianhe Park—Tianhe’s famous government school

17. Merrill Lynch Coast Tianhe Center large-scale riverside mountain view garden leisure community (looking for extraordinary men and women)

18. Classic Residence (Challenge Linjiang luxury house (3,800 yuan/m2)

19. Enjoy the sea on May Day at Golden Coast Garden (Qinghe East Road, a prime location for “new urbanism”)

20. Erjiafu Quiet house on Shuiyin Road

21. Poly Garden Century Oasis has the best home scenery in the world. Let the flowers bloom around you, on your face and in your heart. Creative advertising slogans for furniture

Left and right: left and right sofas, showing champion style (creating the first brand of living room culture)

Medi: green fashion, Medi furniture

(Evergrande) Youyoujia: Freedom and perfect interpretation

Yulu Pastoral Furniture: Bring nature home (Corporate Blog | Special Topic).

The chair is at ease: the body is at ease, the mind is at ease and the chair is at ease

Huahui Furniture: Taste enhances status

Huangting Century Sofa: The value of a century-old imperial court is everlasting

Sensheng Furniture: My Sensheng, my home

Meidamei: Life is more beautiful because of Meida

A song for children: Let joy enter thousands of homes Wanhu

Tengzhijie: Weaving a better life for you

Medi Furniture: Putting form first and space first

A-school furniture: interpreting Spanish originality Modern furniture fashion

Silanti Sofa: The real sofa expert

Fuya Furniture: Everything is for the children

Red Apple: Real materials are the best Where sincerity lies

Styroland: There is a way of life

Federation: High-quality life

Ayris: European fashion, intended for China (Fengcai from Italy)

Gujia Craftsmanship: Because we care about family, we love home

Dixin: Eternal mechanics, new aesthetics

Maurya Furniture: Green furniture for healthy living

Xuanhongfang: the perfect combination of classic and modern

Niannianhong Furniture: stable, it is an art that time witnesses the true love

Megden Furniture: building China The No. 1 brand of bright furniture

Jinlu Furniture: Elegant design and outstanding quality

Ai Kejia: Because I am not the best, I work harder

Aier Bailan: the eternal choice of exquisite quality

Mesida: Mesida is attached to Baijia and Baijia is attached to Mesida

De Gaulle Furniture: a perfect combination of high-quality furniture

Aoshen Mattress: Fall asleep with the fragrance of the world

Blue Bird Furniture: A brand that flies to the world

Haijun: Showing luxury in fashion

Liulang Furniture: interpretation of lifestyle

Meibang Furniture: wealth and elegance are all in Meibang Furniture

Love your home, love your family, and love yourself even more, three Love Furniture, a brand listed on CCTV, use Sanai Furniture to create a warm home

Diluolun Furniture: luxury and elegance highlight fashion

Golden Horse Triumph Home Furnishing: Extraordinary Product·Home Extraordinary

Lianle Mattress: Good people, good dreams, Lianle life

Rongxing Furniture: Neighbor-first trends shine in the infinite future

Guoao: Perfect home everything Starting from the National Olympics

Hong Kong Jujia Furniture: The choice of Jujia Furniture

Nanyang Dick: Quality testifies to strength

Juwangxing Mattress: Healthy sleep expert

Fule Mattress: Shaping a healthy every day for you

Tiangong Furniture: Tiangong Furniture·Striving for Excellence

Zhongnan Furniture: Give you a Warm

Yabao: Good furniture and a better home

Executive sofa: Diamond quality leadership style

Huari Furniture: Green life in the solid wood era (promise to accompany you Lifetime)

Top 100 Furniture: “Designed in Germany. German craftsmanship. German panels"

Qumei Furniture: (fashion choice, personalized life) from Northern Europe, serving China

Century Jingzhou: Creativity determines vitality

European and American Homes : Real and creative short advertising slogans for European and American perfumes

1. Small is the essence, and the fragrance spreads all over the world

2. The elegant and refreshing fragrance is in the world, and the small is online shopping in an instant.

3. Discover your beauty with Xiaoye perfume.

4. The charm of perfume can be seen in every drop.

5. Honesty is like water. Xiaoye Huixiang purchases beauty.

6. Choose Xiaoye, choose your fragrance.

7. The beauty of the country benefits the world, and the fragrance of heaven overflows the world.

8. I hope you will pick more of them, this is the most fragrant thing.

9. A perfect hypermarket, genuine products are delicious.

10. The fragrance is strong and lingering.

11. The appearance is large, but the small is fragrant; sincerity and benefit, the Internet is fashionable.

12. Once you choose, the "fragrance" will last forever.

13. Xiaoye perfume builds its brand with quality.

14. Love is small, fragrance is small.

15. She has infinite appeal, shines with dazzling brilliance, and has real elegant taste.

16. Xiaoye network, you can know women by smell.

17. Xiao Ye is a sweet companion, beautiful and fashionable.

18. Small things are sweet companions, but great things are infinite.

19. Fragrance accompanies you and enters the ideal state.

20. Xiao Ye’s perfume, just give her the same gift.

21. A romantic date is fashionable, a romantic date is beautiful.

22. Perfect Dahuitang, genuine and delicious.

23. Xiaoye leaves a fragrance, and the fragrance spreads thousands of miles, don’t disbelieve it!

24. If you make others jealous, you should be jealous.

25. In the world, you are a miracle.

26. Xiaoye perfume, believe in it, believe in beauty.

27. Xiaoye is fragrant, and the journey is fragrant.

28. A man who wears earth perfume has solid earth under his feet and twinkling stars in his hair.

29. The beauty of the country "adds" fragrance, and the fragrance is also small.

30. Perfume is small but exquisite, but also has a big future.

31. The source of supreme charm is the fragrance of small things.

32. Xiao Ye’s perfume is fragrant on the e-road.

33. Believe in Xiaoye and diffuse the world.

34. The fragrance is charming and the beauty is natural.

35. A little perfume will make butterflies fall in love with you too.

36. Didi’s exquisite products, each drop’s fragrance.

37. Xiaoye, make your dream of becoming Princess Xiangxiang come true.

38. Be sincere and noble, trust Xiaoye for online shopping.

39. Xiaoye’s perfume understands women’s hearts better.

40. I am a princess: You are a sexy beauty with a princess inside.

41. Low-key price, high-key beauty; aromatic service, refreshing.

42. Affordable decoration, fragrance accompanies life.

43. Small money can bring benefits, and Xiangfeng is uploaded online.

44. Dedicated to that wonderful time worth cherishing.

45. Small things are true, good and beautiful, but big things lose their fragrance.

46. Xiaoye perfume creates a fashionable life.

47. Xiaoye perfume, my unchanging love for you.

48. Small but extraordinary, the fragrance is natural.

49. A little perfume protects you day and night.

50. Xiao Ye’s perfume leaves a fragrance everywhere.

51. Small and light, yet fragrant for thousands of miles.

52. It’s a small world but a big one, sincere favors to beautiful ladies.

53. Beauty bears witness to the choice of millions of people, Xiaoye Perfume, fortunately you are there.

54. E-road companions are trustworthy.

55. Xiaoye.com is famous all over the world; shopping for fashion is popular all over the world.

56. Good or bad, just be yourself.

57. When buying Shenma perfume, choose Xiaoye perfume.

58. Xiao Ye is fragrant and charming.

59. Xiao Ye has Huixiang and affection, and can easily make up fashionable and beautiful.

60. Xiaoye perfume, a woman’s little complex.

61. Xiaoye perfume makes a big difference in beauty.

62. Xiaoye network makes the appointment more beautiful.

63. Small is small, fragrant and fragrant.

64. Every bit of relaxation brings a beautiful day.

65. Xiaoye interprets the classics, just a little bit, and the fragrance spreads ten miles away.

66. Endless beauty and endless romance.

67. Fragrance intoxicates thousands of families, and trust establishes the world.

68. Love yourself, love life, and even more love Xiaoye perfume.

69. There is benefit in small things, and lingering fragrance in hands.

70. Low-key perfume, fashionable and exciting.