I want to find a funny classic short joke. Who can provide it? It doesn't matter if there are too many.

The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise, it's raining so hard to go to the execution ground. The officer said, what do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

The stallion excitedly came to the donkey with a divorce certificate and said happily, hey hey! I'm finally leaving! The donkey sighed, alas, we can look forward to this day! Mule! Come here, this is your father!

Cobra is highly myopic. After the first date with the elephant, she said to the elephant's nose, hey, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig!

The old turtle molested the mussel, and the mussel was very angry. He opened his mouth and bit the old tortoise. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said with admiration, dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out.

Snakes, ants, spiders and centipedes play mahjong at home. After eight laps, the cigarette was finished. Let's discuss who to buy cigarettes for. The snake said, I have no feet. I'm not going. Let the ants go. The ant said: A spider has eight feet, more than mine. Let the spider go. The spider said: I can't beat the centipede with more feet. Release the centipede. The centipede was helpless, thinking: No way, who let me have more feet? So centipede went out to buy cigarettes. For more than an hour, the centipede didn't come back. Two hours later, the centipede didn't come back to buy cigarettes. So everyone let the spider go out and have a look. As soon as the spider went out, he saw the centipede sitting at the door. The spider was very angry and asked, why don't you go? Everyone is waiting. The centipede was also anxious and said, nonsense! You have to wait until I put on my shoes, right?