What is the full version of the joke about parrot and Tibetan mastiff?

My second brother is going to travel abroad, so I asked my third brother to look after the house. Before leaving, he specifically explained: The Tibetan mastiff at home is just teasing, don't provoke parrots. After that, the third brother teased the Tibetan mastiff, and the Tibetan mastiff didn't bite. The third brother thought: Tibetan mastiffs are like this, and this parrot is just a broken bird. What can you do to me? So I teased the parrot. As a result, the parrot spoke: bite him! The Tibetan mastiff jumped on the third brother at the age of 27.

1. Feeling: In today's society, the most awesome person is not a powerful person, but a person who can mobilize "resources". Because you never know who is standing behind them!

2. The second brother came back from traveling and brought back a myna. When I got home, I was heartbroken and asked the parrot what was going on. The parrot said the reason, and the second brother became angry from embarrassment and said to the Tibetan mastiff, fuck! Parrot pawn, one and a half years old.

3. Feeling: The most awesome thing today is not the most powerful person, nor the sharp-tongued person, but figuring out who your real master is!