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Ask for a short story called "The Funeral of Roses"
"The funeral of the rose" Author: leisurely excerpt: Tea adds fragrance at dusk, tung flowers quietly open outside the classroom, like a purple umbrella. Occasionally, the wind blows and the flowers fall quietly. The girl named Shen squatted on the railing outside the corridor. Her eyes seemed to be careless, looking at the sky, the ground and the tung flowers. In fact, the girl is not looking at anything else, but at the boy Zhang Wencheng. On the basketball court in front of the teaching building, Zhang Wencheng and a group of boys are playing basketball. It was night, and there were few people on campus, only a few couples passed by. Every day at this time, Shen will lie on the railing like this and watch Zhang Wencheng play basketball in the basketball court in the distance, which has become a habit. The girl likes to look at him silently, even though he never pays attention to her once. In fact, in high school, girls began to like Zhang Wencheng. At that time, they were in the same school and different classes. In the second year of high school, girls secretly decided to chase boys. But he is radiant, not only with good grades, but also very handsome. But she is an unknown, ordinary-looking little girl with unstable learning. Besides, high school study is heavy, and love is just a moment for her. So girls want to go to college with boys. In the following days, the girl began to study harder. When she volunteered in senior three, she asked a friend to find out that he applied for NTU's English major, so she also applied for that major in that school. Finally, Shen ruyuan was admitted to the English major. On the day of school registration, she eagerly grabbed the student roster from the head teacher. After reading it three times, I can't find the boy's name. There were three English classes at the same level at that time. She ran three classes and couldn't find his name. She secretly complained about the false information provided by her friends. A month later, Shen saw Zhang Wencheng, as a freshman representative, giving a speech at the welcome meeting of freshmen in the Foreign Languages Department. She was shocked at that time, jumping and screaming under the stage. Welcome other people's strange eyes. Zhang Wencheng also gave her a contemptuous look. Later, Shen discovered that Zhang Wencheng was the monitor of Japanese Class One. "Alas, have no matter why learn Japanese? What's so good about Japanese ... "Although Shen's mouth kept complaining, his heart was full of joy. Because she finally found him. When Zhang Wencheng arrived at the university, the light on his body could not stop. In just one year, he was promoted to be the president of the Foreign Languages Department Student Union, which was favored and pursued by many girls. Boys have never accepted the pursuit of those girls. For this, Shen is both happy and worried. The girl is glad that he didn't accept those girls. She was worried that when she confessed, she would be rejected like those girls. According to girls' understanding of boys, Zhang Wencheng once talked about a girlfriend when he was a sophomore. Later, less than half a year later, girls transferred to other schools for no reason. At that time, it was widely rumored in the school that boys dumped girls, but few people knew the details. Since then, Zhang Wencheng has been much more indifferent to girls and has never been in love. During the freshman year, instead of pursuing boys on a large scale, girls sneaked into boys' classes every day and secretly put a bottle of water and a bottle of dry towel in his desk. Because she knows that he will play basketball every day, prepare these things for him in advance. She will secretly put an umbrella on his desk when it rains. ..... For these things, boys were a little surprised at first, and then they got used to it. He will go to the table to get water. In her freshman year, the girl taught herself college textbooks for three years and finished the CET-8. In the second year of high school, girls volunteered to go to Japanese classes to learn Japanese. She refused the teacher's advice on learning basics in Japanese class in her freshman year, and she chose a boy's class. When she went to Qiu Lai in summer, she came to the boys' class with a stack of books that she didn't understand Japanese. The girl saw the boy at a glance. The girl walked up to the boy and held out her hand with a smile. "Hello, my name is Shen. You can call me Meng Xin. I am a transfer student and will be your classmate. Actually, when I was in high school ... ""Oh. " The boy answered coldly, and then left without looking back. Zhang Wencheng doesn't want to pay more attention to these girls. There are no good girls in his eyes. For his indifference, the girl was not angry and smiled. This is the first time the girl has talked to him. Girls always feel happy anyway. In the days that followed, whenever Shen was free, he talked to the boy, and every time the boy loved to talk to him. On the contrary, even against girls everywhere. In this way, another year passed, and the girl finally decided to confess. In class, Shen asked his classmates to send the boy a sealed note that said, "Please wait for me in the classroom after playing basketball tonight. I have something to say, please come. " Girls don't know if boys will agree. After waiting for a long time, the classmate sent the boy's reply: "Oh." It's the same word. Although there was only one sentence, the girl was excited all day. That day, girls were not in the mood for class at all, imagining the scene of successful confession. She seems to have seen the scene of holding hands with boys, although girls don't know if boys will come as scheduled. In the evening, the boy came. There were surprisingly few people that day. The students all left early, and the girl thought it was arranged by God. The boy came in from the door alone, and the sweat on his head kept flowing downwards. Obviously, he has just played. "What is it?" The girl asked simply and clearly. "Well ..." That sentence that I thought for a long time, I can't say it now. "Nothing, I'm leaving." The boy turned to go. "Don't!" The girl stepped forward and stopped: "Well, Zhang Wencheng, I have liked you for a long time. Do you like me? My dream is that one day I can hold a big bouquet of roses and say to me ... ""Oh. " The boy interrupted the girl directly. "Do you like me?" The girl asked foolishly. The boy froze for a long time and suddenly smiled. I do, but do you really like me? "yes! Yes! Yes! I really really like you, and I can do anything for you. " The girl said very seriously. The boy smiled and said, "Can you give me yours?" ... chastity? "The boy said slowly, word for word and clearly. The girl paused, thought for a moment, and then said slowly, "If you really want to … I … OK … after we get married, we can …". But I can give you my first kiss first. "The girl closed her eyes and waited for the boy's kiss. This is the kiss that the girl has been waiting for for for three years. But then there was a commotion in my ear. The girl opened her eyes. I don't know when the whole class came. Everyone is laughing. "Shen, why don't you give it to me, haha ..." "Do you really think Wencheng will like you ..." "Stop dreaming, it's despicable ... The boy walked up to the girl and said," Idiot! Oh, I've met many casual girls like you, and I hate it. "... Shen himself doesn't know how to leave the heavy encirclement of his classmates. The next day, the girl moved out of the boy's class. This made the boy begin to regret whether he had gone too far. That night, the girl passed by the basketball court again and saw the boy playing basketball alone. When the girl was about to turn away, she saw the boy fall to the ground because he shot too hard. The girl ran nervously, and the boy's anklet was worn out and there was some blood. The girl wanted to help him to the school doctor's office, but the boy waved and refused. Helpless, the girl took out a gauze cotton ball from her carry-on bag to help him dress it up. The boy wondered why she was carrying these things. Before the boy could speak, the girl said, "You must be wondering why I have these things. In fact, I take them with me every day. At first, I was afraid that one day you would be hurt like this. Until yesterday, I thought there would be no such day. "The girls told him a lot that day, and the boys also understood a lot. I know that she puts things in the table, and that girls like roses best. Knowing that the girl came to this school for her ... The next day, the girl quietly looked at those Japanese books that she had not finished learning. " Wow ... "At this moment, the girls around me burst into sighs. The girls still didn't look up. They just saw that handsome guy again. All this had nothing to do with the girl until she found that her book was covered with a big bunch of roses. She looked up and found the boy with a big bouquet of roses in his hand. "She looked at him strangely embarrassed, be my girlfriend. "Then the boy knelt down and stretched out his right hand, waiting for the girl's acceptance. This is what the girl thought day and night at first, and it really came true today. The girl even wondered if it was true. This is in sharp contrast to his indifference yesterday. But the girl accepted, after all, she loved him for so many years. After that day, boys were twice as kind to girls. Pick up girls for dinner and go home every day. Girls have never been so happy. Girls later learned about boys' past, and the reason why boys hate girls so much in recent years is because of their love in their sophomore year. It was a boy's first love. The boy loves that girl very much. The boy even wants to be with that girl forever. But then that girl easily slept with other boys. He broke up with that girl when he found out, and that girl moved away. Zhang Wencheng said calmly. He told her that if you really like someone, you won't want to touch her. Later, he hated girls and thought they were casual. However, now boys just want to love her. The girl was very moved after hearing this and decided to accompany him to his old age. After the girl and the boy are together, the girl is envied by many girls. During a break, Shen was slapped by several girls who had been chasing Zhang Wencheng for a long time. They are jealous of the girl's happiness. After that, the girl has never seen such a big fire in Zhang Wenfa. Boys severely beat girls, cut their hair and burned their eyelashes with cigarette butts. It's the first time a boy hits a girl. It's the first time he hits so hard. He lost his position as president of the student union because of a fight, and was informed criticism by the school. The girl was very distressed, and the boy smiled and said that he had long wanted to quit that position. Very annoying! The boy said, "We will never be apart!" "The girl and the boy came to the rose garden in GZ Park, which is the world of roses. The girl looks very happy and lingers. The girl said that she would be buried with roses when she died. The girl said that she would die of old age with the boy and be buried in the ocean of roses together. The boy holds her hand tightly, he will, he will! Boys took girls to the tattoo place and tattooed a rose on the ring finger of their right hand. The boy said to the girl, this is our ring. We can't take it off any more. You will always be my bride. The girl snuggled up to the boy's shoulder happily, hoping that they would never be separated. The good times didn't last long. I don't know when boys became more and more indifferent to girls. Until one day the girl found the boy holding another beautiful girl. The girl was blinded and weak all over. The girl came forward to ask the boy, thinking that there must be a misunderstanding. The boy giggled: "Do you think I really like a girl like you? I'm just playing with you. I was stupid enough to take it seriously. But it is easy to play with a girl like you. Hehe. " Zhang Wencheng said meaningless. "What about this?" The girl held out her ring finger: "You said that this ring could never be taken off. I will always be your bride. That's what you said. " The girl was in tears at this time. "Hum, if you want to get rid of it, it is not impossible. It is easy to get rid of it. There is a kind of washing water that can be removed. " ..... The girl choked up and couldn't speak. The boy's fingertips gently brushed away the tears on the girl's face. "Don't touch me with your false tears. I have seen many girls like you. " The boy left mercilessly, leaving the girl standing there alone. That girl drank a lot that night. It seems that if you get drunk, you can go back to the happy times in the past, but you can't help worrying after drinking! The girl didn't come to class the next day. The third day, I didn't come. On the fourth day, I didn't come. ..... The boy was a little scared. A week later, they will take the graduation exam, but the girl still didn't come. Twenty minutes before the exam, the boy's phone rang. This is a girl's. "Dream core, where are you?" The boy looks anxious. "..." "Meng Rui? Dream core, what's wrong with you? I'm sorry, I ... ""I love you ... "The girl's voice was weak. The phone was hung up by the girl and the boy rushed out of the classroom. The boy ran and prayed that nothing would happen. The boy didn't know where to find the girl, so he couldn't help coming to GZ Rose Garden. The rose garden was full of people, and the boy's heart beat faster. The boy pushed his way through the crowd and saw Shen lying on the ground, surrounded by blooming roses, with a dagger in the ground and a lot of blood on his wrist. Blood is bright red, and it melts in the petals of bright red roses. The boy hugged the girl's body. "Mengrui, I'm sorry ..." The boy growled and shouted in pain. Boys didn't know girls could be so stupid. The boy knew a month ago that he was terminally ill and hopeless. I just want to leave alone. The boy has lost any feelings and thoughts. He will hold a rose funeral for the girl and be buried in this rose garden. He will be buried here with the girl. Later, people satisfied the couple and buried them in this rose garden. Rose's funeral will never be separated.
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