Classic children's joke stories

Let me look at the joke stories of leaders and pigs with you. You're gonna love it.

Leaders and pigs

One day, a leader visited a farm and saw some pigs, so he took a photo beside him. The entourage wrote in the photo: The leader is with the pig. But I think it's wrong. So it was changed to: the pig is with the leader. Still don't feel right. Finally, change the words on the photo to: the third from left is the leader.

pretend to be dead

When I went out to play, my wife met a bear in a narrow way. I reminded him: Play dead! Or this thing will fan you to death! ?

So the bear began to play dead.

Mosquitoes and flies

What is the wife's nickname? Mosquito? One day she was playing online games? Team up to fight monsters? . The other netizen knew it was a woman through chatting, so he excitedly asked his wife's name, and her wife replied:? My name is Mozzie. . The other party said in a friendly way:? Y, your name is mosquito, then my name is fly, and we are the same kind? . The wife came sharply:? How can I be like you? Mosquitoes suck blood and flies eat shit? . The other party instantly froze.

Mosquitoes and flies

What is the wife's nickname? Mosquito? One day she was playing online games? Team up to fight monsters? . The other netizen knew it was a woman through chatting, so he excitedly asked his wife's name, and her wife replied:? My name is Mozzie. . The other party said in a friendly way:? Y, your name is mosquito, then my name is fly, and we are the same kind? . The wife came sharply:? How can I be like you? Mosquitoes suck blood and flies eat shit? . The other party instantly froze.

The forest elves held a meeting.

The fox took the stage to host. Seeing that there were not enough people in the audience, she asked, "Where is the pig essence?" "Where is the monkey essence?" "Where is the king of Huaguoshan?" "Where is the essence of cattle?" "Where is the chicken essence?" "I just use it for cooking."

I just gave birth to a baby ~

I have seen Xiao Ha's second lesson. I eat three meals a day and half a bowl of dog food in five seconds. In order not to let him digest quickly, I specially bought a maze dog bowl. This product takes 20 minutes to rotate, jump and close your eyes every time. This painting is so beautiful that I dare not look at it. ...

What kind of pet is good?

Keeping a pet, mosquitoes are better than dogs. Listen, if you have a dog, you have to buy him dog food. You have to feed it. If you want to keep a mosquito, take off your clothes when it is hungry. Let's go

Lucky? Or misfortune?

The crow stood in the tree and did nothing all day. The rabbit saw the crow and asked, can I do nothing all day like you? The crow said, of course, why not? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit and swallowed it. What is the moral of this story? If you want to stand and do nothing, you must stand very high, very high.

Pick a dog!

Pigs and dogs are friends. One day, the pig complained to the dog that the weather was terrible! Hot as a dog! The dog was surprised: you are a dead pig! You are not afraid of boiling water. Are you afraid of heat?

Snake's "joke" two-part allegorical saying

A snake and a lizard argued about a picture. The lizard said, This is me, with legs. ? The snake said, this painting is me, gilding the lily. ?

A thought-provoking classic fable joke

The hungry fox saw a string of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wants to pick it and eat it, but he can't. After watching it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself that the grape was not ripe and must be sour. ?

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