How to say swimming humorously?

How to say swimming humorously is as follows:

1, the smell of summer is the smell of swimming pool.

The biggest gain of this summer vacation is to learn swimming with children.

It's still hot in the south. I began to learn to swim, and my summer is not over yet.

I threw the swimming ring and plopped into the fast-flowing Xiangjiang River, swimming like a little loach. ?

Children are like little loaches, chasing around in the water, barking and making noise, which is really unspeakable. ?

6. In summer, only sunshine and swimming deserve it. We should catch the tail of summer and swim more. Every time my son swims, he doesn't want to go after swimming, and he doesn't want to come back after swimming. I always think that swimming is good for children's physical and mental development. How comfortable it is to soak in the water. You can relax both physically and mentally. It can not only exercise, but also cultivate hobbies, killing two birds with one stone.

7. Summer has come, and you can swim happily again, but the outdoor swimming pool is not open yet, so you can only swim in your own bathtub.

8. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? There are not many delicious things, but everything is delicious to you.

9. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

10, there is a tall man in the swimming pool. I have never seen him go down, but every time there is a sense of existence.

1 1, secretly went swimming, and my legs turned blue. The point is that I have to go swimming as if nothing had happened.

12, after an afternoon of exercise, the body in the sun hurts. The legendary sequela is that I am not sleepy now.

13, the weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost cooked.

14, I went swimming today and suddenly found the water so salty.