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Micro story: Guan Gong of Sheyupo fights against Xiahou

Text: Yi Yihan

Guan Yu chased him all the way, and Xiahou Dun rode forward.

The red rabbit and the horse were fast, Guan Yu danced the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and struck Xiahou Dun directly on the back of the head. Xiahou Dun jumped on his horse to avoid him, bent his bow and drew an arrow, and shot it towards Guan Yu's face.

Guan Yu reined in his horse, stopped his sword, and avoided the sharp arrows. Xiahou Dun galloped forward and jumped several feet.

Several times in a row, Guan Yu could do nothing and shouted: "Xiahou Dun is a rat who dare not face a fight. How can you be called a man?"

Guan Yu's robe had holes in it, and the arrow came out without hurting his muscles or bones. Guan Yu was furious and chased after him. Regardless of the urgency of the arrow, he slashed his sword and threatened his life.

Xiahou Dun felt the wind blowing in the back of his head. He was afraid that he would not be able to resist, so he abandoned his horse and went to the ground, throwing out the horse lock. The red rabbit stumbled and fell forward. Guan Yu jumped off his horse and wanted to fight Xiahou Dun again.

Xiahou Dun drew out his green sword and said slowly: "General Guan, do we know each other here?"

Guan Yu was stunned and said: "Xiahou, don't even think about him invading our territory. , I will take your head today."

Xiahou Dun looked up to the sky and laughed, saying: "This is Sheyupo, and those few arrows just now responded to this scene."

Guan Yu looked around. Look, there are mountains on the left and right of the terrain here, dense jungle, and there may be an ambush.

At this time, two rows of archers surged out from the green forest on the left and right, firing several arrows together. Guan Yu raised the Yanyue Sword to block, and in an instant, an arrow hit his left arm.

Guan Yu knew he had fallen into the trap, but the front hooves of the red rabbit horse were locked and could not be used.

Xiahou Dun shouted: "General Guan, if you surrender, you will avoid death."

Guan Yu shouted: "Xiahou men must not be happy too early. The military adviser has already expected that there is an ambush here. Tell me to break in with one sword and lure the snake out of the cave. This is a stratagem. "

"Long!" The drum sounded. Zhang Yide was on the left and Zhao Zilong was on the right. Two teams of soldiers and horses came out from behind the mountain. , the archers only focused on shooting at Guan Yu without caring about the rear, and were killed and wounded more than half by the Zhang and Zhao armies.

Xiahou Dun was besieged and captured by Guan, Zhang, and Zhao, and was taken to Liu Bei for detention.