The sketch script that seeks humor and spurts blood must be about the classroom, and the originality is the most loving!

Campus sketch script: short script lines of funny and humorous cross talk sketch. Campus sketch characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling and Xiao Wu Scene: Classroom Communist Youth League Secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . With what! Please listen to me! Three people: Go ahead. Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening? Three people: I am listening! Communist Youth League Secretary: Really? Three people: Really! Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure? Three people: OK. Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse? Three people: no regrets. Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me? Three people: will you say it or not? Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say? Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That's right Three people sit up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say! Three people fainted again. Communist Youth League Secretary: Ok, let's get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, volunteer, self-reliance, self-reliance, and self-reliance. . . Make a good change and boycott Japanese goods! Xiaoling: What a mess! Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class? Xiaoling: I am sleepy, so I sleep! Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory? Xiaoling: I want to! But the teacher won't let me go! Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class? Xiaoling: I sleep after class! Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do at night? Xiaoling: What do you do at night? Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep! Xiaoling: We have the same habit! Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping? Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat! Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

{ Stage Scene} A middle school classroom is full of girls, some are eating melon seeds, some are making up, some are looking in the mirror, and chewing gum and bubble gum lollipops are everywhere. Narrator: There is a school with a class in which all the girls are too sisters, and all the boys in the class are bullied and transferred to other schools. The head teacher is also angry with several of them, so everyone calls them classes where yin flourishes and yang declines. A new teacher came to the school. The headmaster talked to him and asked him to lead the class. He took the task with great ambition. The bell rang for class. . . . The male teacher walked onto the stage with a suit and glasses. Jiaodong accent: "The principal told me to take this class, saying that the girls in this class are bleeding, and there is nothing wrong with a group of little girls' films. I will definitely pack them up." Two girls (squad leaders No.1 and No.2) secretly pulled up a rope at the door, ready to trip the teacher. The teacher was surprised and alert when he walked to the door: "How could it be so quiet? No way! "Pushed the door and entered two girls to pull up the rope. The teacher tripped and shook his eyes. The teacher with high myopia began to grope for glasses. When he was about to touch them, a female classmate (No.3) naughty moved the glasses a little further, and then moved them away when he wanted to touch them again. The teacher wondered:" Where are the glasses? Where are my glasses? " Female classmate (No.3) picked up her glasses and handed them to the teacher: "Teacher, here are your glasses!" " The teacher looked up with glasses, got up and shook her head at the girl: "You are a good classmate", "It seems that the students in this class are not as bad as they say". . "Why didn't you see a step just now?" Stand well, walk to the front of the podium and tidy up the clothes. Four female students came in panting. On the 4th, they came over curiously and touched the teacher's head. Excitedly, they said, "There are finally boys in our class, and their hair is so short." Curious on the 5th: "Male Drop Male Drop" Come and touch the chest. Excited: "Is it really a man without a bra?" 6 loudly: "Is it? I'll check! ! ！” Hand to the lower part of the Tao, the teacher's eyes stunned and repeatedly retreated, blocking the lower part with a lesson preparation book. Monitor No.1 shouted, "Stop it, that's the new class teacher." Four students immediately made clay sculptures, and the teacher adjusted her clothes and coughed sternly, "Why are you late? "Four girls rolled out No.7 and whispered," I went to play games. "The teacher was furious. Pointing at forehead 7: "You can be late for playing games. Don't you all look at your watches?" 7th: "My watch is accurate, but our school's watch is fast!"! ！” The teacher was angry: "Today is the first class for you. I will spare you once. Go and sit down first." Four girls filed in and stood on both sides. The teacher said sternly, "You sit down." No.7: "You can't sit down without a stool!" "Where are the stools?" On the 7th, Nuo Nuo's "Take out the mortgage for Q coins." The teacher pointed at them angrily: "You all do something good! ! ! Sit on the floor first! " Four girls sit on the floor. The teacher coughed twice, sighed for a long time, adjusted his clothes, and repeated his seriousness: "I am the new head teacher." Write the words Jiao Hougen on the blackboard. My name is Jiao Hougen and all the girls laugh. The teacher continues to introduce seriously: "My father's surname is Jiao," (all the girls) laugh and knock on the table. "Be serious! ! ! What's so funny about surnamed Jiao? " "My mother's surname is Hou, and my father said that I am the root of my father and my mother, so I was named Jiao Hougen." Everyone laughed. Individual girls: "Heel hahaha heel" The teacher knocked on the table and continued to introduce: "I am the most valued teacher of our principal. Every time I come to school, I pick up the car." No.4 answered: "Is it a tricycle? Everyone laughed and glared at the teacher and continued to introduce triumphantly. I once published words and photos in newspapers in our region. On the 5 th, I answered loudly: "Teacher, when did you lose the published searching for you?" Everyone burst into laughter. The teacher was green with anger. The teacher pretended to be calm: "Let's get to know each other first. Whoever I call will raise his hand and stand up. I'll call the roll first." He frowned: "Wei Shengjin? How to call such a name? "A girl raised her hand on the 8th and stood up in Tai 'an, Shandong Province with a strong accent:" It's Wei Jinsheng, not a sanitary towel. "The students laughed. The teacher has no choice but to sit down: "Shi Zhenxiang", a girl, raised her hand to the teacher on the 9th and continued to call the roll. "Shen Jingbing? Mental derangement Who is mental derangement? "The students point to the teacher. You are mental derangement. The teacher's innocent finger tapping on the roster is clearly a mental illness. A girl woke up easily on the 1th: "Teacher, I am Shen Jingbing." The teacher was puzzled: "What are these messy names? ! "The girl argued strongly (Henan accent):" My dad started it, but people didn't say anything when they registered at the police station. "The teacher had no choice but to throw away the roster:" Okay, okay, don't call the roll first, I'll give you a simple question first, I hope everyone will answer it enthusiastically. " Girls "hmm--------"Teacher "What will happen if a weasel and a chicken are locked in a cage? Teacher No.8 raises her hand and refers to No.8 girl:" Sanitary napkins, you answer, "No.8" Chicken is pregnant! " The teacher was angry and said, "What if the chicken is a male? Can it be pregnant?" No.8: "If the chicken is a male, it's a duck! ! ! "All the girls laugh and scream" Ok, ok, what a mess you have in your head! Sit down! ! ！” "Then let's ask another question. If I have 13 apples to give to your 15 classmates now, how should I divide them? Who will answer "Raise your hand" Teacher No.9: "Shi Zhenxiang, you answer" No.9 replied: "Kick them out! ! ! ！” The teacher asked angrily, "Is his answer right, students?" The students replied in unison: "Yes. . . . "Applause the teacher shook his head. . Snoring on the 15th, the teacher used to knock on his head, and he woke up blankly on the 15th. What's the name of this classmate? "Report teacher, my name is Lai Yuejing! ！” Laugh "Do you know what's the harm of sleeping in class?" "Report that the teacher didn't sleep comfortably in the bed at home." Everyone laughed and the teacher shook his head and walked back to the podium: "Now I'll draw a picture and ask a classmate to get up and answer what this is." Raise your hand on the 11th after drawing an apple. What do you think this is? The girl leans her head to see the long cavity. "Ass. . . 。” The teacher looked at the blackboard: "Oh, it really looks like an ass. I forgot to draw a stroke. After filling it out, I'll ask you what it is now. The girl blinks and drags her long cavity:" Male ass. . . . 。” The students laughed. . . The teacher was too angry to speak. . . . . Reorganize the suit and cough: "Which one of you will carry Gorky's Haiyan". A classmate raised his hand on the 12th and the teacher was delighted. Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok . . . . 。” Think about it for a moment. "Ash, ash." Dance and think about it for a moment, and omit 3 words here. "The teacher was so angry that a girl, No.13, rushed to the podium to take out pollen and put it in the teacher's mouth:" Teacher, I have pollen here, so it would be better for you to eat it. "The teacher stood up and asked the girl what pollen is for. The girl hesitated to answer, but she couldn't answer. Girl No.14: The teacher measured the length with her hands, and the teacher was right to eat pollen men. The girl extended her hand a little bit. Is it so long? Let's go. "The teacher fainted. The girls whispered to each other. Teacher No.2 can't do it. No.6 is wrong. No.6 is wrong. It should be called No.119.1. A strong Shandong accent should belong to 12 pipes. What number is 12?" Girl No.15: I don't need 12. I think our male teacher is so handsome. I'll give him artificial respiration first. "The teacher suddenly woke up and climbed out of the classroom, and all the girls said," Teacher-". . . The end of the play. . .